Whole new meaning to the term bandwagon jumper

Nofx8881 · Post #21 » by **Nofx8881** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 4:48 pm

i can't stand mary carey. she is such a moron.

but hey, i'm not jason smith so i don't really care. funny stuff. i wonder what shav was doing out there. she should have made out with him to loosen him up a little. shav seems like a cool guy but he's definitely a religious man that i figured probably spent his nights reading the bible and not partying with pornstars in NYC. jason smith seems like a pretty cool guy, too. he's got these videos with dalembert on dalembert's player page on nba.com. they're funny.

Post #22 » by **The Guilty Party** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 4:52 pm

You know he's getting blasted by his teammates for this. Seriously... someone in that locker room had to hang a copy of these stories in his locker, right???

youngcrev · Post #23 » by **youngcrev** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 5:25 pm

Ugh... Jason Smith, what are you thinking? Do you know where her mouth has been? Because you can totally google that answer.

ankle420breaker · Post #24 » by **ankle420breaker** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 6:42 pm

youngcrev wrote:Ugh... Jason Smith, what are you thinking? Do you know where her mouth has been? Because you can totally google that answer.

post of the day

The76thDegree · Post #25 » by **The76thDegree** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 7:28 pm

Damn - I'm more pissed that it looks like Shav and Bizzaro get as much action off the court as the do on the court

I also recommend that jason wash his mouth out with a flamethrower seeing as now he's technically been with alot of guys

Post #26 » by **The Guilty Party** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 7:37 pm

This whole Jason Smith-Mary Carey thing makes me think to a scene from Kevin Smith's "Clerks" in which Dante finds out about the number "37".

ankle420breaker · Post #27 » by **ankle420breaker** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 8:03 pm

Jason Smith wishes that number was 37...

Post #28 » by **The Guilty Party** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 8:18 pm

LMAO! That's very true. What's higher: Mary Carey's "Number" or 273 (Mo Cheeks' career total coaching victories)???

ankle420breaker · Post #29 » by **ankle420breaker** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 8:26 pm

Jason Smith wishes it was 273...

Sixersftw · Post #30 » by **Sixersftw** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 8:26 pm

i'm going w/ mary carey's number. wikipedia tells me she's been doing porn longer than Mo's been coaching, and she doesn't get an offseason.

Mik317 · Post #31 » by **Mik317** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 9:14 pm

Hey a T-Rex gotta get some, too.

Sixerlover · Post #32 » by **Sixerlover** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 9:26 pm

Sixersftw wrote:i'm going w/ mary carey's number. wikipedia tells me she's been doing porn longer than Mo's been coaching, and she doesn't get an offseason.

post of the year

ITK9 · Post #33 » by **ITK9** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 9:34 pm

it has to be cal booth

sec-106 · Post #34 » by **sec-106** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 9:35 pm

Johnny Broad-Street wrote:I'm just surprised shav was in the club.....he's a church boy! Porn star club hopping is frowned upon by the clergy I believe!

Rumor has it Rabbi Ron Jeremy was in attendence, so it's all good.

ankle420breaker · Post #35 » by **ankle420breaker** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 9:51 pm

sec-106 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Rumor has it Rabbi Ron Jeremy was in attendence, so it's all good.

its never all good when Ron Jeremy enters the equation

Mik317 · Post #36 » by **Mik317** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 11:37 pm

unless that equation equal STD.

Post #37 » by **The Guilty Party** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 11:42 pm

ankle420breaker wrote:its never all good when Ron Jeremy enters the equation

A certain level of filth comes into play when Ron Jeremy is involved. I mean, does anything sound wholesome with his name involved.

Think of the most calming, beautiful place on earth. Picture blue clouds and and a cool breeze. Now place Ron Jeremy in that picture. Don't you suddenly feel the need to scrub your soul with soap?

Mik317 · Post #38 » by **Mik317** » Thu Apr 3, 2008 11:43 pm

yeah but then what if it's ron jeremy brand soul soap....them what?

Post #39 » by **The Guilty Party** » Fri Apr 4, 2008 12:46 am

Soul Soap? Ron Jeremy Soul Soap? Oh... then you got problems because you'll never be clean and you apparently paid money to feel that way.

Seriously... has Jason Smith commented on this yet?? There has to be a follow-up story with quotes from him, right??

Post #40 » by **tk76** » Fri Apr 4, 2008 1:26 am

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/columni ... isser.html

PORN STARLET and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey says 76ers forward Jason Smith is a good kisser. According to Carey, Smith was the baller she "wrapped her legs around and made out with in front of clubgoers" Monday night at New York nightspot Butter, as the New York Post's Page Six reported yesterday. The Post did not identify which player she kissed, but said she hung out with a group of Sixers.

Sources tell us the group also consisted of Louis Amundson and Shavlik Randolph.

Question: Other than being seen together in the same club, what else does Mary Carey have in common with Smith, Amundson and Shav?

Answer: They 'ride the pine' most nights.