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Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6

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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#741 » by Stanford » Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:20 pm

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Stanford wrote:defenders stay away from ben simmons like he plague if only he get the shot oh no wait he dont like shot which is also vaccine LOL


Have you considered the shot/shot double meaning joke in the context of Ben's lack of ability to shoot a basketball and his lack of having the vaccine? Has that even crossed your mind?


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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#742 » by Samson » Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:20 pm

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You know how when a serial killer is arrested, the neighbors go on TV and say he's the last person you would ever expect this from.

When it comes to conspiracy theorists and the "do your own research" QAnon crowd - it's always the people you most expect.



Brother, I am the farthest thing from a QAnon crowd possible... , I am going to leave it at that. I made a pretty clear, concise explanation. If you are unable or unwilling to understand it, it's either your limited intellect or limited acceptance of things you either cannot or will not understand. Regardless, I could not care less. I'm all good in life. Lucky in that regard. Hope you are too.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#743 » by Stanford » Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:22 pm

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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#744 » by jotachase » Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:31 pm

Samson wrote:
BullyKing wrote:
You know how when a serial killer is arrested, the neighbors go on TV and say he's the last person you would ever expect this from.

When it comes to conspiracy theorists and the "do your own research" QAnon crowd - it's always the people you most expect.



Brother, I am the farthest thing from a QAnon crowd possible... , I am going to leave it at that. I made a pretty clear, concise explanation. If you are unable or unwilling to understand it, it's either your limited intellect or limited acceptance of things you either cannot or will not understand. Regardless, I could not care less. I'm all good in life. Lucky in that regard. Hope you are too.


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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#745 » by BullyKing » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:02 pm

Samson wrote:
BullyKing wrote:
You know how when a serial killer is arrested, the neighbors go on TV and say he's the last person you would ever expect this from.

When it comes to conspiracy theorists and the "do your own research" QAnon crowd - it's always the people you most expect.



Brother, I am the farthest thing from a QAnon crowd possible... , I am going to leave it at that. I made a pretty clear, concise explanation. If you are unable or unwilling to understand it, it's either your limited intellect or limited acceptance of things you either cannot or will not understand. Regardless, I could not care less. I'm all good in life. Lucky in that regard. Hope you are too.


That wasn't in reference to you. But speaking of limited intellect, my only comment to you was the absurd notion that "alternative facts" is some legal doctrine. Must be something that is covered in the 9th year of law school or something.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#746 » by Sixersftw » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:07 pm

BullyKing wrote:
Samson wrote:
BullyKing wrote:
You know how when a serial killer is arrested, the neighbors go on TV and say he's the last person you would ever expect this from.

When it comes to conspiracy theorists and the "do your own research" QAnon crowd - it's always the people you most expect.



Brother, I am the farthest thing from a QAnon crowd possible... , I am going to leave it at that. I made a pretty clear, concise explanation. If you are unable or unwilling to understand it, it's either your limited intellect or limited acceptance of things you either cannot or will not understand. Regardless, I could not care less. I'm all good in life. Lucky in that regard. Hope you are too.


That wasn't in reference to you. But speaking of limited intellect, my only comment to you was the absurd notion that "alternative facts" is some legal doctrine. Must be something that is covered in the 9th year of law school or something.

Wait, I never got to 9L. That makes me an illegal right?
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#747 » by BullyKing » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:10 pm

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BullyKing wrote:
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Brother, I am the farthest thing from a QAnon crowd possible... , I am going to leave it at that. I made a pretty clear, concise explanation. If you are unable or unwilling to understand it, it's either your limited intellect or limited acceptance of things you either cannot or will not understand. Regardless, I could not care less. I'm all good in life. Lucky in that regard. Hope you are too.


That wasn't in reference to you. But speaking of limited intellect, my only comment to you was the absurd notion that "alternative facts" is some legal doctrine. Must be something that is covered in the 9th year of law school or something.

Wait, I never got to 9L. That makes me an illegal right?


I hate to break this to you but you've been engaged in the unauthorized practice of law this entire time. My own ethical obligations require me to report you.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#748 » by Sixersftw » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:13 pm

BullyKing wrote:
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That wasn't in reference to you. But speaking of limited intellect, my only comment to you was the absurd notion that "alternative facts" is some legal doctrine. Must be something that is covered in the 9th year of law school or something.

Wait, I never got to 9L. That makes me an illegal right?


I hate to break this to you but you've been engaged in the unauthorized practice of law this entire time. My own ethical obligations require me to report you.

Damn it. I'll turn in my badge and my gun.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#749 » by Skates » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:19 pm

The clickbaiters have been rehashing and recirculating and accumulating so many of the same rumors just to get fans to think it is something new. At first I was like, unknown team? Is that like a team no one ever heard of, a stealth expansion team, lol. It was indeed someone taking all the other rumors and leaving themselves in out in case they missed someone. Morey is likely involved with every other team at some point on this, it would be mismanagement for most teams not to at least having a passing call with a team that has a multiple time All-Star known to be on the market.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#750 » by Philly2good » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:29 pm

Stanford wrote:defenders stay away from ben simmons like he plague if only he get the shot oh no wait he dont like shot which is also vaccine LOL

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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#751 » by JRoy » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:39 pm

Parts of this thread are gold
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#752 » by Stanford » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:52 pm

Philly2good wrote:
Stanford wrote:defenders stay away from ben simmons like he plague if only he get the shot oh no wait he dont like shot which is also vaccine LOL

:crazy:


just don't think you get it. ben simmons can't shoot and shoot is also shot and shot is what the vaccine is called or at least it is when you get it, which ben simons has NOT GOTTEN. also you get the shot in a building and you know what buildings are made of right

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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#753 » by eyeatoma » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:56 pm

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Kobblehead wrote:Maxey is not a person on the team to Ben. He's a Klutch client. Literally the only reason he didn't ghost him this offseason like he did everyone else on the roster and front office.


Simmons didn’t ghost anyone

Imagine being paid 30 million per year and the coach & GM can’t pick the phone up

It’s laughable

Little wonder those dipshits can’t secure a trade


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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#754 » by eyeatoma » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:58 pm

the_process wrote:It says in the WT the Sixers are engaged with 9 known teams and a 10th "mystery team".

They then proceed to only list 8 teams.

CLE, HOU, TOR, POR, SAS, DET, MIN, IND.

I assume Sacramento is the 9th. The mystery team, assuming they exist, is probably Washington, but could be Chicago.


Or New Orleans? Either way, this mystery team really has me intrigued lol.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#755 » by Sixerscan » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:00 pm

eyeatoma wrote:
the_process wrote:It says in the WT the Sixers are engaged with 9 known teams and a 10th "mystery team".

They then proceed to only list 8 teams.

CLE, HOU, TOR, POR, SAS, DET, MIN, IND.

I assume Sacramento is the 9th. The mystery team, assuming they exist, is probably Washington, but could be Chicago.


Or New Orleans? Either way, this mystery team really has me intrigued lol.

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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#756 » by Stanford » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:30 pm

Read on Twitter


Nobody on the Sixers has looked this pissed about Ben
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#757 » by eyeatoma » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:55 pm

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Read on Twitter


Nobody on the Sixers has looked this pissed about Ben


If we don't trade Ben by the end of the season Morey has some plans, thats for sure.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#758 » by Kobblehead » Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:16 pm

LMAO at this thread. Good stuff.
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#759 » by stormi » Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:18 pm

Harden & Cam Thomas for Ben & Springer
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Re: Ben Simmons Trade Thread Part 6 

Post#760 » by DCasey91 » Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:27 pm

Part VI? Gotta pump those numbers up, these are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself think this will get to part X at least twice a day.
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