Here's Knux's Future Post Season Recap now wit Mo bu-but they played with energiezz!!!
Fransico Elson
Look at this guy....you may not know it but there's a reason we traded for a man who needed surgury...and it's not Jodie Meeks....The reason? Hell if I know.
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Primoz Brezec
Ed decided that a guy who punches Bears in the face for fun was a bad influence on the young kids....Ed also feared for his life afterward. So when he does get "fired" he really will be just going into hiding. But there is no hiding from Primoz....there no place safe..RIP ED.
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Royal Ivey
I can;t belive we traded our franchise player for nothing? I mean we actually allowed him to wear #12.....God Ed of all the dumb moves...this was one of them.
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Jason Smith
The T-Rex never was truly unleashed this season. but still the second pic if you google Jason Smith 76ers states that he'll be okay..
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Jodie Meeks
We traded our franchise for this guy? I mean sure he can shoot and sure EJ didn't give him much clock and sure...okay what was I talking about again?....................
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Rodney Carney " The Artist formally known as DUNKZ HAWD.
DUNKZ HAWD never showed up this season but RAINZ THREEZ and RUNZ FAST and KINDA SUX showed up plenty.
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Jason Kapono
Nathan Drake showed up very rarely. Goes to show that Ashton Kucher>>>>Nolan North...Like only 5 people will get that. damn I'm a nerd.
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Mo Speights
This guy fell of quicker than that one guy..( yeah I know ..I'm lazy...speaking of lazy...so is speights I mean dude doesn't even try somegames......this parenthesis is a bit too long....damn i need to beat FFXIII...god it's sooo boring.) wait where was I ?
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Willay Green A.K.A Most consistant player.
Willay play pretty damn good this year. He had a hug container of not-suck tonic...well the knock off brand.....but still despite this teams craptastic season Willie was pretty damn consistant. Not saying much tho...yeah nothing witty here.
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Coach Eddie Frecken Jordan
You guys just can't apprietiate greatness. What other coach would put a defensive liabilty Jason Kapono at center? What other coach would alienate his players constantly? What other coach would constantly state that the team is going uptown during a losing streak? The answer to these questions are simple. It;s none other than Eddie F Jordan a.k.a COTY!!
Fun fact the Jordan Brand is actually named after Eddie not that Mike dude.
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Lou Williams
David Lee wanted his soul and Lou didn't pay...so David Lee asked Jamison to teach himn a lesson. and since no one defies The DLee, Antwan had no choice. The moral of the story is to Never mess with David Lee.
Also Lou just pumpfaked again.
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Tha Young
I don't like to say I told you so. but dam didn't I call this? I called that Thad would fall out of favor quite quickly...and bam he did. Thad struggled this year and yet still matched his numbers last year( sort of?) Thad should bounce back but until then.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm a douchebag AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Elton Brand
I blame Elton's play on constantly being punched in the gut buy his coach. I'm surprised that he didn't go berserk and strangled him but Elton is a classy dude. Too bad he's done now.
Also Elton just bricked that turned around jumper.
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Slammin Sammy DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dear LiveJournal,
Dis Season is almost dun. I cannot wait. I gott beat dat FFXII soon cuz Mario Glaxy is coming out soon. It wuz a herd season for me but I tink i did ok. AI came back and Iggy was less of a doodoo head...okay not really. and Willay introduced me to some great tasting gatorade. too bad our coach is kinda dumb...i mean come on how many times are we going to run dat dribble dribble fadeaway? oh wellz i hope we get dat Wall guy..his dance is pretty gud.
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Jrue Holiday
Holdiay has come along way from being a Christmas promotion ploy, from getting hit in the face ( Andre Miller had that role last year), to being badass. Dude has a bright future...so we clearly must trade his ass now.
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Allen Iverson
AI you gave this franchise alot. You gave us great moments. You had your issues but I fondly remember you as one of the best players I have ever seen. I hope you get everything straight in your life and find something to do productively with the rest of your life. I will remember you always.
Thanks for everything number 3.
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And because we don't want his feelings to be hurt he goes last
Andre " MR. EIGHTY MILLION US DOLLARS" Iguodala
Iggy....you gave me ulcers this year mayne. I have defended you for the lats 5 years. Dude the hell? Your jumper is still crappy, and you still can't go left but still right now your our best player. So keys to not suck next year.
1, Stop crying
2. Jumper. Get one
3. Drive you magnificent bastard.
4.??????
5. Profit.
So what have we learned this season?
1. Eddie Jordan is great coach ( in opposite town)
2. Ed Stefanski has no clue what he's doing ( DERP DERP)
3.Iggy complains a lot.
4. Andre Miller stole Carney's HAWD DUNKZ ( what a douche killing all those ping pongs and now this!!!)
5. Knowledge is power.
6. I cannot type gud.
7. This season was painful. let's not do this again.
Awards
Best Brick: Iggy
Best Airball: Primoz
Best DUNKZ: Iggy
Best comeback: AI
Best Turnaround: Brand
Best fail: Sammy DEEEEE
Best Emo: Sammy
Best MadScientist: Willay/Iggy
Best videogame character: It's an upset over Nathan Drake, Iggy is pretty badass in NBA2k10.
Best poster: Dedicated Sixers fan : dude lived up to his name and was here more than anyone else.
Worst poster: Knux-Future, what a prick
Best gamethreads: TGP, don't leave us again
Best Tank: Ed's
It was a year of.....yeah..stuff. here's to hoping basketball jesus smiles upon us and helps us in the lottery but either way I actually get a draft pick to care about again..
This is Knux-Future and I'm done here.
