Tobias Harris Trade Thread

JRoy · Post #1701 » by **JRoy** » Thu May 19, 2022 2:16 am

Iverson Armband wrote:
JRoy wrote:
phillynative wrote:Im guessing Tobias never responded to that Jimmy Butler clip ?

What could he possibly say?

“Damn this check is big”

I was thinking, “Trade me to Portland”

And leave the City of Brotherly Love?

Rastas · Post #1702 » by **Rastas** » Thu May 19, 2022 2:32 am

Tobi be good here reading books and cashing giant checks , at least until the lynch mob comes for him - they busy deciding who to go after next ..... Doc /Morey /Harden /Tisse

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76ciology · Post #1703 » by **76ciology** » Thu May 19, 2022 3:33 am

This reminds me also of Tobias

Read on Twitter

JRoy · Post #1704 » by **JRoy** » Thu May 19, 2022 4:15 am

76ciology wrote:This reminds me also of Tobias

Read on Twitter

Hey, and if he doesn’t miraculously undergo that metamorphosis what $38 million between friends?

Negrodamus · Post #1705 » by **Negrodamus** » Thu May 19, 2022 4:31 am

I don’t know what Kevin is talking about. Wiggins had plenty of practice standing in the corner shooting threes while deferring on ball responsibility at Kansas.

Zumramania · Post #1706 » by **Zumramania** » Thu May 19, 2022 9:33 am

Rastas wrote:Tobi be good here reading books and cashing giant checks , at least until the lynch mob comes for him - they busy deciding who to go after next ..... Doc /Morey /Harden /Tisse

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The biggest chokers on this team are Tobi and Doc...I think this is clear at least since the meltdown against Atlanta. But somehow Tobi always manages to hide himself, plays ok in the regular season and in the first round of playoffs, chokes aftewards and other more exposed players get the blame...the blueprint is here since the 2018/2019 Toronto series. The reality is that he is not even an above average player when it matters. Milwaukee, Boston and Miami all have better playoff contributors than him on cheap contracts. But, I still think we could ship him somewhere!

76ciology · Post #1707 » by **76ciology** » Thu May 19, 2022 5:18 pm

JRoy wrote:
76ciology wrote:This reminds me also of Tobias

Read on Twitter

Hey, and if he doesn’t miraculously undergo that metamorphosis what $38 million between friends?

I know you want him :wink:

There’s no way you stick around here even when CJ is already not with the Blazers.

You remind me of how i used to wait for my crush (before she became my GF) after work.

JRoy · Post #1708 » by **JRoy** » Thu May 19, 2022 5:31 pm

76ciology wrote:
JRoy wrote:
76ciology wrote:This reminds me also of Tobias

Read on Twitter

Hey, and if he doesn’t miraculously undergo that metamorphosis what $38 million between friends?

I know you want him

There’s no way you stick around here even when CJ is already not with the Blazers.

You remind me of how i used to wait for my crush (before she became my GF) after work.

You sound like chard salesman.

“You know you want some of this sexy chard, way better than that kale!”

phillynative · Post #1709 » by **phillynative** » Thu May 19, 2022 6:44 pm

JRoy wrote:
76ciology wrote:
JRoy wrote:
Hey, and if he doesn’t miraculously undergo that metamorphosis what $38 million between friends?

I know you want him

There’s no way you stick around here even when CJ is already not with the Blazers.

You remind me of how i used to wait for my crush (before she became my GF) after work.

You sound like chard salesman.

“You know you want some of this sexy chard, way better than that kale!”

Your like the kid who calls his/her crush ugly but always follows them around.

JRoy · Post #1710 » by **JRoy** » Thu May 19, 2022 6:47 pm

phillynative wrote:
JRoy wrote:
76ciology wrote:
I know you want him

There’s no way you stick around here even when CJ is already not with the Blazers.

You remind me of how i used to wait for my crush (before she became my GF) after work.

You sound like chard salesman.

“You know you want some of this sexy chard, way better than that kale!”

Your like the kid who calls his/her crush ugly but always follows them around.

More like a guy who keeps selling his jalopy and no one wants to buy it.

phillynative · Post #1711 » by **phillynative** » Fri May 20, 2022 2:28 am

JRoy wrote:
phillynative wrote:
JRoy wrote:
You sound like chard salesman.

“You know you want some of this sexy chard, way better than that kale!”

Your like the kid who calls his/her crush ugly but always follows them around.

More like a guy who keeps selling his jalopy and no one wants to buy it.

And yet here you are still hanging around for some reason.

will · Post #1712 » by **will** » Fri May 20, 2022 2:40 am

Simply because Tobias Harris is on a ridiculous contract. Good player...just not worth THAT type of money.

76ciology · Post #1713 » by **76ciology** » Fri May 20, 2022 2:50 am

will wrote:Simply because Tobias Harris is on a ridiculous contract. Good player...just not worth THAT type of money.

I can sense some rivalry between JRoy and Will.

“When you’re in love, it’s chivalry not rivalry”

*more quotes once you acquire Tobi

Arsenal · Post #1714 » by **Arsenal** » Fri May 20, 2022 2:58 am

Who is gonna take this guy? We don’t have picks to attach to get rid of him. I think we’re stuck with him the last 2 years of his deal. Just gotta build around him and hope to overcome the albatross.

JRoy · Post #1715 » by **JRoy** » Fri May 20, 2022 3:07 am

phillynative wrote:
JRoy wrote:
phillynative wrote:
Your like the kid who calls his/her crush ugly but always follows them around.

More like a guy who keeps selling his jalopy and no one wants to buy it.

And yet here you are still hanging around for some reason.

It’s the hospitality

FlyingArrow · Post #1716 » by **FlyingArrow** » Fri May 20, 2022 3:08 am

Arsenal wrote:Who is gonna take this guy? We don’t have picks to attach to get rid of him. I think we’re stuck with him the last 2 years of his deal. Just gotta build around him and hope to overcome the albatross.

What's to overcome? He's a positive player to have on the team. Unless you're the owner's accountant, who cares how much the luxury tax is?

76ciology · Post #1717 » by **76ciology** » Fri May 20, 2022 3:13 am

phillynative wrote:
JRoy wrote:
76ciology wrote:
I know you want him

There’s no way you stick around here even when CJ is already not with the Blazers.

You remind me of how i used to wait for my crush (before she became my GF) after work.

You sound like chard salesman.

“You know you want some of this sexy chard, way better than that kale!”

Your like the kid who calls his/her crush ugly but always follows them around.

stormi · Post #1718 » by **stormi** » Fri May 20, 2022 3:13 am

Arsenal wrote:Who is gonna take this guy? We don’t have picks to attach to get rid of him. I think we’re stuck with him the last 2 years of his deal. Just gotta build around him and hope to overcome the albatross.

You canvass the entire league. Morey had interest for him at the TDL and had started preemptively putting the groundwork in place in case he needed to sign Harden outright this summer.

He needs to be gone at all costs. He's a cancer on winning basketball games and has delivered yet another round two disasterclass.

Like Porzingis in Dallas, he needs to be moved for players that bring decisive playoff skills so his team can break free and escape the ever growing state of purgatory.

stormi · Post #1719 » by **stormi** » Fri May 20, 2022 3:17 am

Cannot see his trash ass name without hearing this clip so loud it refracts sound waves and electrocutes my brain.

Read on Twitter

Leave my team!

Arsenal · Post #1720 » by **Arsenal** » Fri May 20, 2022 3:21 am

stormi wrote:
Arsenal wrote:Who is gonna take this guy? We don’t have picks to attach to get rid of him. I think we’re stuck with him the last 2 years of his deal. Just gotta build around him and hope to overcome the albatross.

You canvass the entire league. Morey had interest for him at the TDL and had future plans in the works for where to move his salary come summer time to be able to sign Harden outright.

He needs to be gone at all costs. He's a cancer on winning basketball games and has delivered yet another round two disasterclass.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Any deal would bring back bad long term money. In which case we’re better off keeping him these last 2 years.