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De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:47 pm
by ProcessDoctor
Are you ready?
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:56 pm
by Stanford
better get used to the way the ball bounces
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:57 pm
by Kobblehead
Ben Simmons will definitely get X-Pac heat the next time he comes to Wells Fargo Center.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:58 pm
by Arsenal
Ben just got tired of doing what he’s supposed to do…
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:09 pm
by Skates
Arsenal wrote:Ben just got tired of doing what he’s supposed to do…
Naw, he still enjoys passing out of open dunks when guarded by a guy the size of an average middle schooler. He just wants people to love him for it.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:10 pm
by Negrodamus
Can we make Ben Simmons threads after he's traded to discuss his shooting progress?
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:13 pm
by the_process
Fingers crossed the other interested teams get more and more desperate.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:13 pm
by the_process
Negrodamus wrote:Can we make Ben Simmons threads after he's traded to discuss his shooting progress?
We would be obligated to start a Fultz thread as well then, no?
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:16 pm
by Foshan
the_process wrote:Negrodamus wrote:Can we make Ben Simmons threads after he's traded to discuss his shooting progress?
We would be obligated to start a Fultz thread as well then, no?
I’m pretty confident we can find something else to complain about on a fairly consistent basis.

Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 pm
by stormi
Ben outlasted Betty White
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:35 pm
by rzzzzz
stormi wrote:Ben outlasted Betty White
But Betty never went deer in the headlights.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:38 pm
by sixers4real
I just love being here in this thread and reading your posts lol
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:39 pm
by mjkvol
the_process wrote:Negrodamus wrote:Can we make Ben Simmons threads after he's traded to discuss his shooting progress?
We would be obligated to start a Fultz thread as well then, no?
I don't think so. Ben has achieved the ultra-exclusive '10 trade thread' status, which comes with lifetime thread opportunities.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:40 pm
by mjkvol
Negrodamus wrote:Can we make Ben Simmons threads after he's traded to discuss his shooting progress?
Well played.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:41 pm
by mjkvol
stormi wrote:Ben outlasted Betty White
And he's not done yet by a longshot.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:41 pm
by phiphan
ProcessDoctor wrote:Are you ready?
Top marks for thread title.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:44 pm
by the_process
mjkvol wrote:the_process wrote:Negrodamus wrote:Can we make Ben Simmons threads after he's traded to discuss his shooting progress?
We would be obligated to start a Fultz thread as well then, no?
I don't think so. Ben has achieved the ultra-exclusive '10 trade thread' status, which comes with lifetime thread opportunities.

There might be an 11th before the deadline, too.
If he's still here after the deadline... who knows what number it will be by June.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:56 pm
by mjkvol
the_process wrote:mjkvol wrote:the_process wrote:
We would be obligated to start a Fultz thread as well then, no?
I don't think so. Ben has achieved the ultra-exclusive '10 trade thread' status, which comes with lifetime thread opportunities.

There might be an 11th before the deadline, too.
If he's still here after the deadline... who knows what number it will be by June.
If he gets to 20, I understand that a RealGM plaque will be presented, and will greet us anytime we log in here. A fitting tribute to a public forum legend.
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:58 pm
by UptownPhilly
You think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us what to wear?
Re: De-Beneration X Trade Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:04 pm
by KramerDSP
If the goal is Embiid-Harden-Haliburton, seems like we’d still have enough ammo in the warchest in the form of picks and swaps to get a fourth stud at the February 2023 deadline.