OT: Wade dating Star Jones....wtf????????

eyeatoma · Post #1 » by **eyeatoma** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:49 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....You've gotta be kidding me. DWade's divorcing his hot wife, and going out with STAR **** JONES....

She's hit the jackpot!! He's hit rock bottom...I'm speechless...I think I'm going to vomit now...

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archi ... tar_jones/

Mik317 · Post #2 » by **Mik317** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:51 pm

Wade likes dem ugly............

eyeatoma · Post #3 » by **eyeatoma** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 pm

Knux-Future wrote:Wade likes dem ugly............

He went from

this:

to that:

Thats sending shivers down my spine...

bernal100 · Post #4 » by **bernal100** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:13 pm

Yeah but you can also say Wade went from

this....0.00 cents

To this...Star Jones net value according to Forbes is estimated at
over 300 million dollars.

So, how stupid is he ? :-)

GswStorm3 · Post #5 » by **GswStorm3** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:23 pm

Wade's wife wasn't that hot, damn sure not as hot as Gabby Union.

UptownPhilly · Post #6 » by **UptownPhilly** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:36 pm

^^^ She definitely wasn't as hot as Gabriel Union.

Maybe Star Jones is Wade's Superhead? lol

Sixersftw · Post #7 » by **Sixersftw** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:44 pm

wades wife was pretty busted but christ. star jones is old and gross. and don't forget formally fat aka... loose skin... ugh

eyeatoma · Post #8 » by **eyeatoma** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:55 pm

Stretch marks....ewwwwwwwwwww

eyeatoma · Post #9 » by **eyeatoma** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:00 pm

Yeah, sorry about the misinformation about Wade's ex wife...Still he was with Gabby Union. That's hella fine.

The dude can basically have any woman he wants, and he settles for Star frickn Jones...

He's officially the laughing stock of the NBA. Apparently his teammates are laughing behind his back.

ankle420breaker · Post #10 » by **ankle420breaker** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:04 pm

bernal100 wrote:
Star Jones net value according to Forbes is estimated at
over 300 million dollars.

Not bad. About a dollar for every stretch mark.

eyeatoma · Post #11 » by **eyeatoma** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:08 pm

ankle420breaker wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Not bad. About a dollar for every stretch mark.

It took me a while, but I got it... :rofl:

carlos1223 · Post #12 » by **carlos1223** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:13 pm

WTF Dywane!!! You are officially out of my 5!!!

is1531 · Post #13 » by **is1531** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:13 pm

eyeatoma wrote:Yeah, sorry about the misinformation about Wade's ex wife...Still he was with Gabby Union. That's hella fine.

The dude can basically have any woman he wants, and he settles for Star frickn Jones...

He's officially the laughing stock of the NBA. Apparently his teammates are laughing behind his back.

I love in the commercial Barkley calls him D-Wayne Wade. Those are the best commercials on tv. They should have a commercial with Charles making fun of his new girlfriend.

ZigZag · Post #14 » by **ZigZag** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:26 am

why ppl shocked? star jones look just like his ex lol. sick tho....

Nofx8881 · Post #15 » by **Nofx8881** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:24 pm

i really don't think it's true.

IggyTheBEaST · Post #16 » by **IggyTheBEaST** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:15 pm

wow, embarassing. She must have beer flavored nipples

eyeatoma · Post #17 » by **eyeatoma** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:31 pm

IggyTheBEaST wrote:wow, embarassing. She must have beer flavored nipples

So wait, all she would need are flavored nipples, and you'd get with her???

Johnny Broad-Street · Post #18 » by **Johnny Broad-Street** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:49 pm

Um...I have beer flavored nipples, and believe you me it's not all it's cracked up to be.

highrangeslang · Post #19 » by **highrangeslang** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:43 pm

When people used to see pictures of his ex wife, I remember them acting really surprised at how 'big' she was. Wade has always been a chubby-chaser, I guess.

chrice · Post #20 » by **chrice** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:18 pm

ZigZag wrote:why ppl shocked? star jones look just like his ex lol. sick tho....

If you are being serious, you might want to get your eyes checked :crazy: