Knux-Future's Season Recapz now with mor SUMMER LEAGUE hoo!!

Mik317 · Post #1 » by **Mik317** » Fri May 2, 2008 4:40 am

The season is now over. While I would have like to see a win over Detroit, I'm actually happy with this outcome. I've made myself hate the top 10 prospect in the upcoming draft in order for me to stop cryin over what could've been but eh what a season.

HERE GOES!

First Up Nicknames:

Iggy: Since A.I. Pisses people off he's ended this season with the nickname of A.I.G. , which is an insurance firm..........So I guess Moff, will come up with something lame liek " Andre giviin the defense INSURANCE!.......The man did come up with Intant Korver.....WTF is dat?

Miller: Ping pong Ball Killer.................two year in a row he's killed our Ping pong balls...so it fits.

Lou: Thou his Nickname is LOUUUUU, I like the zombie do to his soul being stolen by David Lee midseason...but it seems as it's come back since then.

Thad: Baby Legs is such a lame name, but so is my THE future....so he should be just stuck with thad.

Sammy: AquaMayne, Emobert, Sammy DEEEE, WTFwasdatsheet?,....your pick.

Willie: Willay Green, Sharpshooter, Not-Suck Tonic man. anyone depending on the situation.

Evans: since he lost his G.O.A.T title, he's stuck with either Rick Ross or Baldspot.

Carney: Dunkz Hawd........nuff said.

Smith: T-Rex arms.

Shav: White Duke Bigman.

Booth: The Vet, Kitty Killer, Melty Face.

Ollie: Kevin " mothatruckin" Ollie

Amundson: Bizzaro Korver, It that a girl?

Bob Samli: Mr. State the Obvious, even John Madden was like " No **** dumbass"

and now for the final recap of the season.

Iggy: Let me get this off my chest, Iggy you didn't make it easy for people to defnd you when you play like dookey BUT if you somehow work with Willie Green and create a Not-suck-at-finishing tonic then you'll be okay.
OffSeason plans: get deal done, plot to take over world, gain more muscles.

Thad: Gte ready to get hated next year when we bring in (insert rookie) next year. Oh well you had one season in which you weren't hated on constantly. Gte used to to the post of OMG THAD ISN't a real SF LOMG I TALK OUT OF MY BUTTOCKZ".......yeah the good times are over.............................yer luckly Nick Young didn't beast it this year as well........(cries incorner)
Offseason plans: Learn to DUNKZ HAWD.

Miller: from getting Robert Horry'd, to your Violent shot fakez, to your flat azz jumper, to what ever the hell your were trying to do with your hair at the begining of the season. I thank you for being the only consistant playe r this season.
Offseason plans: Practice your VIOLENT SHOTFAKEZ, get youth potion from Mutumbo.

Lou: You've come a long way form "OMG WE SHULDA TAKEN RYAN GOMES!!!" Despite starting hawd and finishing meh, I actually still think you could be our PG of the future..........but I also thought Larry O'Bannon shouldv'e been drafted.....so what do I know?
Offseason Plans: DJ, BULK UP, get back at david lee.

Sammy: Shot blocker, Aquamayne, SAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMYYYYY DEEEEE. dOn't DO THAT SHEET AGAIN!. Seriously.
Offeseason plan: Get mohawk perm, Get smarter (lol), Canada BAAAAAASKKEEETTTTBAAALLLL, Write in livejournal mor.

Evans: Ran out of Lebron-tonic, after it came so late but Reggie gave me mor than I expected this season and also gave me one of the bets moments....in that Reggie turnaround....that was frikken awesome.
Offseason plans: Everyday he's hustlin, Cure Cancer, Kill Lions...with his bare handz, rebound.

Green: Willay Green had his usaul up and down season.........see you for the nest fifteen years....cries
Offseason plans: Laugh manically at video of Ed Snider's dirty deed, go plan a pickup game it worked out great last tiem!, Try to get mor not suck tonic.

Carney: Started teh season lame and finshed..................................................................................................................HAWD!
Offseason plans: Work out HAWD, Eat cereal Hawd, High Jump HAWD.

Smith: I don't even know if he's back next year.............ya know dem porn starts got dem STD's some of those are deadly.....be careful mayne.
Offseason: Get arm viagra, and get the real Viagra........BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!

Booth: Bob barker didn't want it this way..........
fun fact: Booth is only 31..........
Offseason: Stop face from falling off, visiting animal shelters......

Ollie: The legend himself may or may not be here next season, but we all know he the fecking man.
Offseason plans: Badazz stuff.

Shav: Too bad he can't exscape his fate of being a white duke bigman.
Offseason plans: rehab.....again.

Amundson: all I gotta say, we pick the wrong ashton.
[b]Offseaosn plans[/b]: not here.

I really enjoyed this season and I hope next season is even more fun./can you say CHAMPIONSHIP! yes?...............then good for you.......you want a cookie or something?

This is Knux-Future and for this season I"M DONE HERE!

eyeatoma · Post #2 » by **eyeatoma** » Fri May 2, 2008 5:11 am

Awesome!!

phillyborn_jacksonite · Post #3 » by **phillyborn_jacksonite** » Fri May 2, 2008 7:28 am

my stomach hurts from laughing at this post this post and from the swelling of pride in our team..its been a long time....

knux's best quote "melty face"..wow

Post #4 » by **tk76** » Fri May 2, 2008 1:04 pm

I seriously hope this offseason plan gets to the team. We should email it to Ed- give us a head start for next year.

Have a great summer, and rest easy that at least for the next 4 months no kittens will die needlessly.

Post #5 » by **tk76** » Fri May 2, 2008 1:09 pm

What about Herbert Hill?

JD76ers · Post #6 » by **JD76ers** » Fri May 2, 2008 2:45 pm

LMAO, Nicely done

Sixercise · Post #7 » by **Sixercise** » Fri May 2, 2008 4:03 pm

Knux, you da man....that's all I have to say.

76ciology · Post #8 » by **76ciology** » Fri May 2, 2008 4:54 pm

Iguodala:

Offseason Plans: Go to a psychiatrist and find out who you really are.

76erinSJ · Post #9 » by **76erinSJ** » Fri May 2, 2008 6:57 pm

Is Booth really only 31? Thats sad.

eyeatoma · Post #10 » by **eyeatoma** » Mon May 5, 2008 4:34 pm

phillyborn_jacksonite wrote:
knux's best quote "melty face"..wow

Melty's a pimp

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/4182 ... 92.jpg?v=0

Cookin Baskets · Post #11 » by **Cookin Baskets** » Tue May 6, 2008 3:27 pm

I'd say basically the 76ers plan is to build around the solid core of Andre Miller most consistent 76er,Iggy,Thad. Young and Dalembert manning the low post and to add to that group possibly a nice veteran who can score in the post and help Dalembert on the boards. Lou Will is a future starter maybe an all-star?? or Leandro Barbosa/Jason Terry type of role.

I really wonder if Lou Williams will steal Andre Miller starting role in a season or two or they can co-exsist and be like Calderon/Ford point guard combo. I'd down trading either for a big men, I'd say just based on Lou Will's potential and how he grew up this season.

I'd rather deal Andre Miller to do a purpose or wait until next off-season there alot of good free agents out but none really fit 76er criteria and many are on there last years and wouldn't see 17-20 million dollars ever again like Marion/Brand/Iverson/Baron Davis/etc. and the others are restricted free agents like Emeke Okafor,Andris Beidrins,etc.

With only Memphis,Philly with serious cap room the market will be tight and alot of free agents won't get there money's worth so I'd be suprised if Brand or Marion opt out.

Maybe Shawn Marion/Elton Brand wouldn't some damn greedy try to get $20 mill per year and take a nice long 4 yr. 50 Mill thats not bad $$.