2014 FIFA World Cup: Group D (URA/CRC/ENG/ITA)

Doormatt · Post #1501 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:38 am

Suarez is the Mike Tyson of football. a face tattoo would be fitting really.

Rasho Brezec · Post #1502 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:41 am

A muzzle will do.

Doormatt · Post #1503 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:42 am

OR we could have his teeth removed and have a good laugh when he tries to gum someone next time.

Raps in 4 · Post #1504 » by **Raps in 4** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:55 am

MaliBrah wrote:but I just can't see why he bites... it makes no sense lol

Maybe he was born with some kind of rat atavism, kind of like Killer Croc from batman.

AlexDelta · Post #1505 » by **AlexDelta** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:56 am

EArl wrote:I honestly don't know what is wrong with Suarez. I love his game, but that personality is something else. I wonder how this will affect the talks of Barca acquiring him. I don't know if they're willing to deal with that. He probably will get suspended for a minimum of 1 match and a maximum of the whole tournament.

I hope he doesn't because I want to see Uruguay play at full force though.

If I had to make a decision he wouldn't be allowed to see any football pitch for a long time, not just this World Cup. I mean if this would have been the first time, ok, you could say that he just snapped. But how often did this happen now? 3 times? Suarez is loco.

wow09 · Post #1506 » by **wow09** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:59 am

MaliBrah wrote:
wow09 wrote:
MaliBrah wrote:forgot the guy that scored the winner probably should have been suspended too lmfaooooooo

What he do?

luckily escaped a red vs england. Should have gotten two yellows really.

Damn as if scoring a goal off his back wasn't bad enough

MaliBrah · Post #1507 » by **MaliBrah** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:59 am

From BBC: "
Uruguay captain Diego Lugano: "You saw this, really? You need to show me because I didn't see anything. Did you see it today or did you see what happened in other years. You couldn't have seen it today because nothing happened.

"The worst of everything is the attitude of Chiellini. He's a great player, with an enormous status. It doesn't correspond with Italian football. As sportsmen leaving the field, crying and appealing against a rival. As a man he disappointed me totally."

....... Hate this uruguay team lol

EArl · Post #1508 » by **EArl** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:04 am

I mean what do you want him to say? Yes he did it and should get suspended. No one would say that.

EArl · Post #1509 » by **EArl** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:05 am

AlexDelta wrote:
EArl wrote:I honestly don't know what is wrong with Suarez. I love his game, but that personality is something else. I wonder how this will affect the talks of Barca acquiring him. I don't know if they're willing to deal with that. He probably will get suspended for a minimum of 1 match and a maximum of the whole tournament.

I hope he doesn't because I want to see Uruguay play at full force though.

If I had to make a decision he wouldn't be allowed to see any football pitch for a long time, not just this World Cup. I mean if this would have been the first time, ok, you could say that he just snapped. But how often did this happen now? 3 times? Suarez is loco.

I think not being allowed to play in the biggest stage in the world is big enough punishment.

MaliBrah · Post #1510 » by **MaliBrah** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:12 am

EArl wrote:I mean what do you want him to say? Yes he did it and should get suspended. No one would say that.

obviously he's not going to say his team mate did it , but why's he **** on chiellni? saying he's disappointed in chiellni as a sportsmen while defending his teammate that has a hat trick of chomping into players.

britblazerdude · Post #1511 » by **britblazerdude** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:12 am

Doormatt wrote:

Short lived joy. Oh the times they are a chaaaangin. Enjoy your disappointment with us English.

AlexDelta · Post #1512 » by **AlexDelta** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:15 am

EArl wrote:
AlexDelta wrote:
EArl wrote:I honestly don't know what is wrong with Suarez. I love his game, but that personality is something else. I wonder how this will affect the talks of Barca acquiring him. I don't know if they're willing to deal with that. He probably will get suspended for a minimum of 1 match and a maximum of the whole tournament.

I hope he doesn't because I want to see Uruguay play at full force though.

If I had to make a decision he wouldn't be allowed to see any football pitch for a long time, not just this World Cup. I mean if this would have been the first time, ok, you could say that he just snapped. But how often did this happen now? 3 times? Suarez is loco.

I think not being allowed to play in the biggest stage in the world is big enough punishment.

Not really IMO. He needs a long rest and probably some counseling. Real Madrid's Juanito for example was banned for 5 years from international competition after kicking Matthäus in the head.
Repeatedly biting another player is in the same category as this.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOjB9pg4RAI[/youtube]

EArl · Post #1513 » by **EArl** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:17 am

for the record I don't think kicking someone on the head is as bad as biting someone. One could cause serious damage.
I think world cup and maybe a year ban on international play is the worst that they will do.

whocurrz · Post #1514 » by **whocurrz** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:24 am

If people believe in Brazil being destined to win the WC and getting extracurricular help along the way Suarez is definitely gone for the remainder of the cup. Uruguay is the only team that ever beats Brazil in Brazil

Post #1515 » by **5DOM** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:25 am

EArl wrote:I mean what do you want him to say? Yes he did it and should get suspended. No one would say that.

I agree. He and his teammates should wear a t-shirt to support him #YNWA

Doormatt · Post #1516 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:26 am

britblazerdude wrote:
Short lived joy. Oh the times they are a chaaaangin. Enjoy your disappointment with us English.

wow u must of been so mad to wait this long to do that lmao.

Doormatt · Post #1517 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:35 am

this **** is hilarious

Doormatt · Post #1518 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:58 am

Luis Suarez
Strengths: Knows racial slurs in nine languages; Sharp molars in lower jaw; Obliviousness to social norms and basic human decency allows him to really focus on playing soccer

Weakness: Has trouble adapting game to civilized society

Nicknames: ****, Prick, Piece Of ****, Cheating ****, Racist ****, Cheating Racist ****

Claim To Fame: Will really go the extra mile to be a dick

Pet Peeve: Other people

Biggest Secret: Feels absolutely nothing while listening to Uruguay’s national anthem before kickoff

Role Models: Lance Armstrong, Alex Rodriguez

Punishment For Racially Abusing, Biting Other Players: Millions of dollars in sponsorships, starting spot on Liverpool FC and Uruguayan national team

Any Remorse For Way He Conducts Himself As A High-Profile Professional Athlete: Nope

Fun Fact: **** him

IronChef · Post #1519 » by **IronChef** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:13 am

EArl wrote:I mean what do you want him to say? Yes he did it and should get suspended. No one would say that.

Not question another players manhood? I dunno, show some class maybe?

whocurrz · Post #1520 » by **whocurrz** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:25 am

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/24/luis-suarez-bite-uruguay-ban-world-cup

"The Mexican referee Marco Rodríguez – whose nickname is Dracula – took no action, as he did not have a clear view of the flashpoint, but Fifa is investigating and Suárez, not for the first time, faces a massive ban."
:lol:

Who advances from Group D?