2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II

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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#201 » by truth18 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:40 pm

Wow, looks like the early game was crazy. Glad I dvred it.
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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#202 » by DD12 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:46 pm

Det the Threat wrote:7th place is probably the best we can hope for this season.

We're throwing away games left and right and I'm not sure what the hell that's supposed to be on defense.


It's crazy how bad you guys are defensively. Now you'll probably tell me that you guys are missing the players but when i watched monc before the team was doing defense collectively instead of relying on one or two players.

I don't have the stats but this supposedly the best defense team in Buli conceded about 30-35 goals in last 10-12 games which is beyond horrible. And think about it this is monchengladbach where we talked about them being very good defensively.

By the way, - this is not for you Det - you guys made fun of hsv left and right all years he has been here but his team probably beat all of your teams lol
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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#203 » by Det the Threat » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:00 pm

DD12 wrote:It's crazy how bad you guys are defensively. Now you'll probably tell me that you guys are missing the players but when i watched monc before the team was doing defense collectively instead of relying on one or two players.

I don't have the stats but this supposedly the best defense team in Buli conceded about 30-35 goals in last 10-12 games which is beyond horrible. And think about it this is monchengladbach where we talked about them being very good defensively.


It has nothing to do with the players.
Like I've stated many times, there's just no balance and it's beyond terrible how we're trying to "defend".
Every team has a field day against us, given that we're pressing like crazy and aren't doing that well enough to win the ball anymore.

Currently he's trying to stay a bit more defensively but it's just not good enough and I just don't know what the **** they did today as we handed them the ball for no good reason.

DD12 wrote:By the way, - this is not for you Det - you guys made fun of hsv left and right all years he has been here but his team probably beat all of your teams lol


No problem.
And no, they didn't beat us, we just handed it to them once again.
Even a 4th division team would've at least scored two against us today, given what the **** we did defensively.

Still, they scored the goals and we didn't deserve anything today. So hats up to them.
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Post#204 » by Andi Obst » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:30 pm

DD12 wrote:By the way, - this is not for you Det - you guys made fun of hsv left and right all years he has been here but his team probably beat all of your teams lol


Hertha won against Hamburg and so did Mainz. Both teams have been much better than Hamburg so far. Gladbach usually is a much better team, too.

And we aren't making fun of Hamburg as a club but of No_20's hilarious homer comments about them most of the time. Actually, I think all of us said at some point of the season how HSV look much improved this season.
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Post#205 » by Foye » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:17 pm

The only reason I have been making fun of Hamburg this season is No_20 saying they could make a run for the CL spots.

And as Nathan said. Nobody denies they are better this season than last few years.
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Post#206 » by No_20 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:33 pm

Will be a tough week for the German clubs in Europa.

Genk - Wolfsburg
Dortmund - FC Porto
Augsburg - FC Liverpool
Donezk - Schalke
Sporting - Leverkusen

It's quite possible that it will be 0 wins. Wolfsburg and Dortmund are the only teams I can see winning. And even that will be very hard.
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Post#207 » by Merc_Porto » Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:35 pm

No_20 wrote:Will be a tough week for the German clubs in Europa.

Genk - Wolfsburg
Dortmund - FC Porto
Augsburg - FC Liverpool
Donezk - Schalke
Sporting - Leverkusen

It's quite possible that it will be 0 wins. Wolfsburg and Dortmund are the only teams I can see winning. And even that will be very hard.

I don't know about that...
Porto doesn't have defensive players to play against Dortmund... They are injured or banned... We havê to play with some players from the B team.

We are *****...
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Post#208 » by Foye » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:23 pm

I'll be rooting for Hamburg hard on friday No_20.

Go and put Eintracht Frankfurt and that arrogant douche Veh in total panic mode please. The reactions from everyone here would be priceless again. :lol:
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Post#209 » by El Turco » Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:38 am

mercgold3 wrote:
No_20 wrote:Will be a tough week for the German clubs in Europa.

Genk - Wolfsburg
Dortmund - FC Porto
Augsburg - FC Liverpool
Donezk - Schalke
Sporting - Leverkusen

It's quite possible that it will be 0 wins. Wolfsburg and Dortmund are the only teams I can see winning. And even that will be very hard.

I don't know about that...
Porto doesn't have defensive players to play against Dortmund... They are injured or banned... We havê to play with some players from the B team.

We are *****...


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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#210 » by postup » Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:01 pm

I love that Schmadtke openly reprimanded Modeste for flopping by faking a head butt from Stendera.
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Post#211 » by Foye » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:23 pm

postup wrote:I love that Schmadtke openly reprimanded Modeste for flopping by faking a head butt from Stendera.


He probably saw Jairo doing it, too, on friday evening and thought he could do better.

I agree, though. They can always become actors or whatever but this whole flopping and faking has to end.

Timo Werner was a good example. He got fouled and continued to play inside the penalty box.
Unfortunately, the dumb ref immediately punished him for not flopping on the ground by not giving Stuttgart a rightful penalty.


Also Felix Magath has definitrly reached the status of a senile has been trying to remain in public discussion.

His advice today: Bundesliga should not give a point to teams that draw 0:0 because in this high scoring league he has noticed too many scoreless draws lmao.
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Post#212 » by Det the Threat » Mon Feb 15, 2016 5:13 pm

Foye wrote:His advice today: Bundesliga should not give a point to teams that draw 0:0 because in this high scoring league he has noticed too many scoreless draws lmao.


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He certainly can't be talking about us, though.
There've been 70 goals in those 21 matches we've played and we couldn't even get a clean sheet if our lives would depend on it... :nonono:
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Post#213 » by DD12 » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:58 pm

Det the Threat wrote:
Foye wrote:His advice today: Bundesliga should not give a point to teams that draw 0:0 because in this high scoring league he has noticed too many scoreless draws lmao.


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He certainly can't be talking about us, though.
There've been 70 goals in those 21 matches we've played and we couldn't even get a clean sheet if our lives would depend on it... :nonono:


3,33 ratio holy ****. it's like a basketball game instead of football.

Where is my boy Schaaf? I always loved his teams. It's like a volleyball games where you can see 6-3 5-4 etc.
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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#214 » by magik9113 » Mon Feb 15, 2016 7:23 pm

No_20 wrote:Badstuber nach Trainingsunfall in Klinik. Verdacht auf Beinbruch. Diagnose steht aus.

Nobody in Germany will give Guardiola credit when Bayern knock out Juventus with zero defenders.

Badstuber is sh*t though.

who do you suppose will start CB next Tuesday?
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Post#215 » by Det the Threat » Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:35 am

DD12 wrote:3,33 ratio holy ****. it's like a basketball game instead of football.

Where is my boy Schaaf? I always loved his teams. It's like a volleyball games where you can see 6-3 5-4 etc.


Yeah, it's just nothing for your 0-0 park the bus fetish. :P
Still, it's actually a 2-1.8 result per game, if you were to break it down.

Schaaf took over Hannover and no one knows why the hell he did that to himself.
They've got no quality and probably no chance at all to stay up.

Oh, and Volleyball games actually need 25 points for you to win a set. :lol:

magik9113 wrote: who do you suppose will start CB next Tuesday?


I guess it will be David Alaba + Joshua Kimmich, just like it was against Augsburg.
Neither of them is taller than 5'10 so that will be interesting.
And the only cb they've left is Serdar Tasci, whome they loaned from one of the Moscow teams in the winter.
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Post#216 » by Foye » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:08 am

Juve will probably destroy Bayern if Kimmich plays CB lol

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Post#217 » by DD12 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:29 pm

Foye wrote:Juve will probably destroy Bayern if Kimmich plays CB lol

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Thanks!!

If i see kimmich playing, i can take a big bet on Bayern.

Your posts remind me of 2014 WC. You are acting like Bayern will get destroyed. If they do get destroyed, i will start make fun of Germans, then you'll say "oh well I predicted before."

If Bayern wins, then you will forget about what you said about Bayern getting destroyed then start making fun of me.

Great logic Foye but I am smart enough to call that out buddy :)
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Post#218 » by cgf » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:31 pm

Javi should be back for the second leg and Benatia may even make the first. Not that playing Kimmich would kill them; he may not be very tall, but there's a reason he will be the starting 6 for our NT in the near future. Kid's incredibly smart for any age and very skilled under pressure. Alaba and Neuer will have to put in herculean efforts, but if Bayern's lethal attack opens Juve up early that's doable.
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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#219 » by Foye » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:40 pm

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Foye wrote:Juve will probably destroy Bayern if Kimmich plays CB lol

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Thanks!!

If i see kimmich playing, i can take a big bet on Bayern.

Your posts remind me of 2014 WC. You are acting like Bayern will get destroyed. If they do get destroyed, i will start make fun of Germans, then you'll say "oh well I predicted before."

If Bayern wins, then you will forget about what you said about Bayern getting destroyed then start making fun of me.

Great logic Foye but I am smart enough to call that out buddy :)


So you want a prediction right? Juve will advance. So put all your money on Bayern.
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Re: 2015-16 German Bundesliga Discussion Thread II 

Post#220 » by DD12 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:44 pm

cgf wrote:Javi should be back for the second leg and Benatia may even make the first. Not that playing Kimmich would kill them; he may not be very tall, but there's a reason he will be the starting 6 for our NT in the near future. Kid's incredibly smart for any age and very skilled under pressure. Alaba and Neuer will have to put in herculean efforts, but if Bayern's lethal attack opens Juve up early that's doable.


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