The Suns should...

[LukasBMW]

try to trade/sign:

Stephen Marbury
Josh Smith
JR Smith
Ron Artest


Lineup:
Marbury
JR Smith
Ron Artest
Josh Smith
Amare/Shaq

We could even try to bring back Sprewell, Rodman, and "The Birdman" from retirement.

We wouldn't win a god damn thing...but it sure would be an interesting season.

Marbury could conduct interviews with Bruce Cooper and Tom Leander while blazed out of his mind.

JR Smith could roll up to E4 in Scottsdale and beat the piss out of the raver chicks. He could also pilot his Lambo down the SR51 at 190mph through all the new speed cameras and rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines.

Ron Artest could get a job at the Best Buy off 16th and Camelback, throw beer cups off the top of Camelback mountain, and teach sociology at ASU.

Josh Smith could flick off David Stern, flick off Robert Sarver, and flick off Boris everytime Boris passes instead of shoots.

Amare could be Amare...getting into foul trouble, getting Technical fouls, and calling out the opposing team.

Shaq could be Shaq. He could add to his latest hit ("Kobe tell me how my ass taste") with songs like "Arpario gave me a rim job" "Janet is a dirty dike", and "I took a dump on Dampier."

Your thoughts?

[walkingart]

and LukasBMW returns in solid fashion.

oddly enough, this post (while ricockulous) is not up to your outlandish standards; maybe you should thow down a few cocktails and try again!

[NashtyNas]

My thoughts are that you should think over what you are posting. I don't post extremely intriguing ideas either, but this is ludacrious (sp?). Ridiculous, out right stupid. PLEASE, think before you post.

[walkingart]

his point was to post something stupid.

[rsavaj]

Methinks sd1306 missed the point entirely

[TASTIC]

haha

SD - Lukas is taking the piss, see, you needed the green font this time

[Cash]

Zing! I'm all for it!

[Miklo]

We could be the next Jail Blazers! The Phoenix Guns? You forgot to mention Birdman getting everyone on the crackpipe...