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OT: LOL article on The Onion... 

Post#1 » by grumpysaddle » Tue Apr 6, 2010 8:22 pm

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nba-to ... ows,17196/

NBA To Start Charging Teams For Free Throws

NEW YORK—In an effort to increase the league's revenue and offset the expensive cost of foul shots, commissioner David Stern announced Monday that the NBA would begin charging teams a $50 fee per free throw attempt. "We just can't afford to keep them free anymore," said Stern, adding that not charging for foul shots was causing the NBA to lose $25 million a year. "We believe this is a fair price. Now, if teams don't want to pay the fee they can just take the ball out-of-bounds." According to Stern, the NBA will now offer free throw insurance throughout the playoffs, allowing players to reshoot missed attempts for an additional $150.


Doesn't sound too far-fetched what with Stern's stupidity.
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Re: OT: LOL article on The Onion... 

Post#2 » by Miklo » Tue Apr 6, 2010 8:28 pm

hahahah I love the Onion

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