The MoBro's Show

YouTube · Post #141 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:31 am

Kevin Draper
Today 11:22am

I was a student at Kansas during the twins' first couple years there. One time I was sitting in the library studying as a group of freshmen, including the Morrii, were passing by on a tour. Clearly a library tour was of no use to them, and they were dicking around, totally ignoring the guide. As I was realizing who they were, one of them ran up to where I was sitting and farted on me, as the other laughed hysterically. I have no idea whether the farter was Marcus or Markieff. It was the PERFECT CRIME.

http://deadspin.com/report-markieff-and ... 1682483180

:rofl2:

Thats some funny s**t. Most likely not true, but still funny none the less. Props to Kevin for a great imagination!

Flying Colors · Post #142 » by **Flying Colors** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:42 am

guys i think i know what happened here, it wasn't actually Markieff or Marcus that did this, you see the Morris twins aren't actually twins, they are..... QUADRUPLETS, their other brothers Marco Morris and Marcaroni Morris are the ones that really did the crime!

Post #143 » by **lilfishi22** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:10 am

Flying Colors wrote:guys i think i know what happened here, it wasn't actually Markieff or Marcus that did this, you see the Morris twins aren't actually twins, they are..... QUADRUPLETS, their other brothers Marco Morris and Marcaroni Morris are the ones that really did the crime!

The Fourii

YouTube · Post #144 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:27 am

I hear its all one big conspiracy plot.

A man was paid by

Spoiler:

to start s**t with Marcus so

Spoiler:

.

It looks like it might have worked!

Yes, this is a sarcastic post.

LukasBMW · Post #145 » by **LukasBMW** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:36 am

I know I'm in the minority but I hope nothing happens to them.

And for once in my life I'm a HUGE hypocrite as I HATE HATE HATE when someone gets special treatment because of who they are or how much money they have.

But I'm 31 years old and I've been a Suns fan since I was 8. I remember watching KJ at the Mad House. I remember the Barkely trade. I remember watching Marbury win the playoff game VS. the Spurs with his insane shot. I remember Nash taking over the league. I remember being so excited when we almost traded no-defense-Amare for KG which probably would have won us a ring.

Now we have an excellent young team put together and the Morris twins are a big part of that.

I hope they get off, but I hope this scares the **** out of them and they shape up. Fast.

MrMiyagi · Post #146 » by **MrMiyagi** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:27 am

lilfishi22 wrote:
Flying Colors wrote:guys i think i know what happened here, it wasn't actually Markieff or Marcus that did this, you see the Morris twins aren't actually twins, they are..... QUADRUPLETS, their other brothers Marco Morris and Marcaroni Morris are the ones that really did the crime!

The Fourii

YouTube · Post #147 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:47 am

I had to do it. It just fit tooooooo well.

YouTube · Post #148 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:06 am

[tweet]https://twitter.com/Sunsoholic/status/561036871879233536[/tweet]

Flying Colors · Post #149 » by **Flying Colors** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:16 am

Kerrsed wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/Sunsoholic/status/561036871879233536[/tweet]

good news? so my theory was correct and kieff and mook are innocent

Flying Colors · Post #150 » by **Flying Colors** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:22 am

[tweet]https://twitter.com/Sunsoholic/status/561037682466234368[/tweet]

i also saw this tweet, now i'm wondering just what exactly he believes its good news,

if this assult could be somewhat justifiable, then its possible it was the brothers getting retribution for something he did to their mom.

YouTube · Post #151 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:26 am

Im guessing the guys lawyer (yes, he obtained a lawyer) told him to take the out of court settlement (aka the Hush money they offered him).

SunsRback4Good · Post #152 » by **SunsRback4Good** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:38 am

Or maybe the coach who knows Morris bro's beat the guy up and both markieff and Marcus watched and giggled.

Flying Colors · Post #153 » by **Flying Colors** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:38 am

Kerrsed wrote:Im guessing the guys lawyer (yes, he obtained a lawyer) told him to take the out of court settlement (aka the Hush money they offered him).

is this an indirect way of telling us what happend, if so respond with this :ouch:

if not respond with :giveup:

if you can neither confirm nor deny respone with :confused:

Revived · Post #154 » by **Revived** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:50 am

GD with some greatnone liners on this situation:

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1369826

Can't help but laugh, most of them are hilarious.

YouTube · Post #155 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:54 am

Flying Colors wrote:
Kerrsed wrote:Im guessing the guys lawyer (yes, he obtained a lawyer) told him to take the out of court settlement (aka the Hush money they offered him).

is this an indirect way of telling us what happend, if so respond with this

if not respond with

if you can neither confirm nor deny respone with

I know they offered him a payoff. I know the guy got himself a lawyer.

The rest is my best guess.

Grots · Post #156 » by **Grots** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:03 am

Post #157 » by **TASTIC** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:25 am

Frank Lee · Post #158 » by **Frank Lee** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:54 am

Considering the potential $$ loss to the MoBros... considering the loss to the Suns, both in $$ and in asset worth... this could be a big ticket to punch. This was a legal matter the minute the assault/altercation began. Attempting to buy off the victim without the proper nondisclosure agreements and protections is beyond the scope of a couple of hotheaded punks. Enter Lon Babby and the Phnx front office. It would be a logical assumption the Suns organization took over negotiations immediately, and now it seems, have arranged an agreement. Little doubt the Front Office tried hard to minimize this, keep it off the news and out of the papers the best they could. Very similar to PJ Tucker's DUI...but with much larger pitfalls. It almost worked. Social media pries open another Pandora-ish Box ???

A small victory that no jail time is issued. No official charges filed. No public investigation. And likely, for the casual fan who does not have the information (what little there is) from fanatical sites like these, its much ado about nothing.

But what does the FO do now?

Post #159 » by **batsmasher** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:58 am

Kerrsed wrote:Im guessing the guys lawyer (yes, he obtained a lawyer) told him to take the out of court settlement (aka the Hush money they offered him).

Hmmm, it'd also be the right option not to make any noise if he wanted to sue. Talking now would surely hurt his chances of a good case.

Frank Lee · Post #160 » by **Frank Lee** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:27 pm

His silence has a price and the meter is running.