NBA PLAYOFFS: Game 5: Portland @ Phoenix (tied at 2-2)

DBrimstone · Post #261 » by **DBrimstone** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:02 am

The Sebastian Express wrote:You won, but don't think I'm backing down from my offered cannibalism bet.

You may beat us, you may go to the second round, but I will not be around to see your foolhardy trickery because you will have consumed my flesh.

Because I, I am a true fan with great loyalty to the Blazers. I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS DEFEAT LIGHTLY.

You're not Maori are you? I hear they'd eat people they killed because the biggest insult you can ever give someone is to turn them into poo

Post #262 » by **The Sebastian Express** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:05 am

DBrimstone wrote:
The Sebastian Express wrote:You won, but don't think I'm backing down from my offered cannibalism bet.

You may beat us, you may go to the second round, but I will not be around to see your foolhardy trickery because you will have consumed my flesh.

Because I, I am a true fan with great loyalty to the Blazers. I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS DEFEAT LIGHTLY.

You're not Maori are you? I hear they'd eat people they killed because the biggest insult you can ever give someone is to turn them into poo

No, but I am a quarter German and there was that one German cannibal so you see it RUNS WITHIN MY PEOPLE.

Post #263 » by **lilfishi22** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:07 am

I like German food.

Post #264 » by **Qwigglez** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:08 am

I'm part German...

Post #265 » by **The Sebastian Express** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:11 am

Whichever one of you eats the quarter of the German in me in the event that Portland loses this series will just be that closer to being a multiple time cannibal.

You better avoid that part and find my swedish or irish sides instead.

Mr. Sun · Post #266 » by **Mr. Sun** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:14 am

Lou was key to the win with his guarding "everyone" from "anywhere" and the continuous "trapping defense." Repeat this in game 6 and the series is over.

Post #267 » by **Moonbeam** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:23 am

Man, I've getting tired of having to come over and congratulate you guys for a thorough beating at my team's expense. :lol:

I'd love to see my team come through and force a Game 7, but it wouldn't surprise me at all to see Phoenix finish this in 6. All the best for the remainder of the series.

Post #268 » by **The Sebastian Express** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:25 am

I think your key to winning this game was more like:

Nate McMillan: *inner dialogue* well, we've got a huge lead but Marcus it out.. they're making a run with nice ball movement and three point shooting, surely they cannot sustain this.. they're sustaining this, BUT I bet if I continue to play zone/sag off these hot three point shooters they will become ice cold by the chilled wind in this open space.. they're still making them.. how.. to fix.. must.. play.. more.. zone.. *end inner dialogue*.

Post #269 » by **Qwigglez** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:25 am

I hope we can end it in six games. Because I think the Spurs will end their series in 6 games...

Mr. Sun · Post #270 » by **Mr. Sun** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:29 am

Someone find his bottle for him.

alldayeveryday · Post #271 » by **alldayeveryday** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:32 am

Portland Wins game 6. Book it. RIP CITY is going to be LOUD and NUTS.

Mr. Sun · Post #272 » by **Mr. Sun** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:37 am

alldayeveryday wrote:Portland Wins game 6. Book it. RIP CITY is going to be LOUD and NUTS.

Suns will silence them if they play the defense they did tonight for 4 quarters.

Post #273 » by **Qwigglez** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:42 am

Mr. Sun wrote:

Someone find his bottle for him.

YouTube · Post #274 » by **Kerrsed** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:53 am

Mr. Sun wrote:

Someone find his bottle for him.

I found it! :lol:

ls2ws6 · Post #275 » by **ls2ws6** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:23 am

Nice baby brandon roy.

Man that place was electric tonight, i drank maybe 1 too many 10 dollar beers.

The best part was I only saw like 1 blazer fan the whole night, I was yelling so much I pretty much lost

my voice screaming slanderous words at the blazers every time theyd score.

Suns in six. I hope

Pattycakes · Post #276 » by **Pattycakes** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:45 am

The Sebastian Express wrote:I think your key to winning this game was more like:

Nate McMillan: *inner dialogue* well, we've got a huge lead but Marcus it out.. they're making a run with nice ball movement and three point shooting, surely they cannot sustain this.. they're sustaining this, BUT I bet if I continue to play zone/sag off these hot three point shooters they will become ice cold by the chilled wind in this open space.. they're still making them.. how.. to fix.. must.. play.. more.. zone.. *end inner dialogue*.

"We have no bigs?!

WE HAVE NO BIGS?!"

impulsenine · Post #277 » by **impulsenine** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:46 am

Surge wrote:"We have no bigs?!

WE HAVE NO BIGS?!"

The headline tomorrow:

BLAZERS COACH FIRED WHEN FOUND STUFFING RUDY FERNANDEZ WITH MIRACLE-GRO.
Despite being in a coma, Fernandez is expected to play at the same quality level for Game 6.

impulsenine · Post #278 » by **impulsenine** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:47 am

Kerrsed wrote:I found it!
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Ouch. That's harsh! Poor bastard didn't have a chance.

Pattycakes · Post #279 » by **Pattycakes** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:49 am

impulsenine wrote:
Surge wrote:"We have no bigs?!

WE HAVE NO BIGS?!"

The headline tomorrow:

BLAZERS COACH FIRED WHEN FOUND STUFFING RUDY FERNANDEZ WITH MIRACLE-GRO.
Despite being in a coma, Fernandez is expected to play at the same quality level for Game 6.

Hahaha wow. Sadly there is a lot of truth to that.

BurningHeart · Post #280 » by **BurningHeart** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:03 am

Just play with heart on Thursday, and we'll win.