Scubetrolis Presents Official Offseason Stuff you didnt know

Scubetrolis · Post #1 » by **Scubetrolis** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:27 pm

Well, the greatest warrior of all time has been away for some time. Some might say I was locked out :lol:

... so, anyways, i will now give you all the information of what is happening in the off season that you dont know about. (maybe you do ... havent been here in months)

The most important first:

- New Uniforms- confirmed via Paul Coro. Most likely to include black instead of grey.
- The Morris twins have been training with Shawn Kemp...that means they are going to come back overweight and addicted to cocaine...exciting stuff for suns fans
-Robin Lopez has been working very hard this off season...after he trained with Hakeem, he did an unpaid internship at Disney
-Cardinals suck
-Lebron wants Nash in Miami..he even tweeted about it :wink:

-Gani Lawal has been posting extremely mediocre numbers in whatever weird league he is playing in

Guys, I really ask you don't steal any of these EXCLUSIVES and post them off as your own information. Many bothans died to bring you this information, and it would be really rude to steal it.

You're welcome.

Warmly,

Scubetrolis

Destroyer of the sand god, greatest warrior of all time

Post #2 » by **TASTIC** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:26 am

This stuff's all a week or more old buddy...

Everything on here is online already...except the Lopez thing...and I'd rather he be in the weight room rather than bumping uglies with Minnie Mouse

And Lawal seems to be doing fine in the Polish league...decent for a young PF coming off a year lost to injury...and he's an end of the rotation guy here anyway

Nando88 · Post #3 » by **Nando88** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:50 pm

when did coro say we had new uni's?

Post #4 » by **TASTIC** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:40 am

14 October...was on Bright Side
http://www.brightsideofthesun.com/2011/ ... forms-soon

pidi · Post #5 » by **pidi** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:52 am

aahhh, Lopez, he realy is my most hated player on this team. he has realy all the stuff to be a solid 12/8 center and is as lazy as people can get, damn i hope he gets traded..

Steve to miami? give us lbj in exchange and i´d do it :lol:

YFZblu · Post #6 » by **YFZblu** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:43 pm

pidi wrote: is as lazy as people can get, damn i hope he gets traded..

I don't know about that. He was hurt last season. I think he can be a very productive backup when healthy. But yeah, he can be frustrating.

pidi · Post #7 » by **pidi** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:04 am

i said this before - and saying it again.. i hope this lopez guy will dunk the lead in the last second of the suns first nba finals appereance, i realy hope the best for him... but in reality i totally gave up on lopez, damn, he has the size, the tools but he just don´t bring it.. if you smell what the rock i cooking... haha