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Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:48 pm
by NotTraxxe
Here is mine:
2013 Season: Second Chance Miracles...
The Suns revive SSOL with Beasley and Mayo on good deals. Dragic leads the team and becomes a top five point guard this season. Bealsey and Mayo both use their second chances and BEAST. The team gets a high seed and into the playoffs...
Playoffs: Revenge is a dish best served...
Round 1 - Suns v. Hornets...
Three minutes into game one Gordon goes down forever after injuring himself falling on Davis. The Suns sweep... in a fit of frustration the unibrow is shaven. It turns out Gordon didn't actually injure himself; his leg was just sore from his most recent tat that says: My heart's in Phoenix...
Round 2 - Suns v. Spurs...
Manu cries himself into a hysteria off a flop and is suspended for life under the new NBA flopping policy.
Suns win 4 to 1... they only lose 1 because they were too busy laughing at Manu in game 1 crying like a baby.
Round 3 - Suns v. Lakers...
This series is really close 99 to 100 (Lakers 100). Game 7. 10 seconds left... Grant Hill (a Laker) inbounds to Nash. Suddenly Nash pitches it down to Dudley who dunks it for the jam and the win at the buzzer. Both Hill and Nash strip off their Laker's jerseys from their chests to reveal the suns jerseys of old they were wearing all season underneath. They then both retire and walk out shooting double birds all the way down the Lakers bench.
And dun-dun-dun.....
It was all orchestrated by Matt Barnes who is a fanatically loyal genius that pretended to make idiotic plays in order to underplay his character to join the Lakers. Once within the organization he began a customized ingenious regimine of putting it in Kobe's head subconciously that he would be amazing when paired with Nash. Nash, knowing Stern would not allow us to compete for a championship (See: Spurs series) agreed to go there and pull off this ruse....
Grant Hill came along just for the sole thrill of going to every Lakers players' houses and upperdecking them.
Championship: Lebron goes down...
The Suns play the Knicks in the finals after Lebron gets caught going down on himself in public and is expelled from the league. But lives a happy life regardless knowing he is a millionare with a #$@ so big he can take care of it himself. (Happy as we all would be could we reach) The Knicks lose to us in game seven and Handshakes are had all around with a great amount of respect.
Pat Burke who signed a ten day contract at the end of the season hits the game winning 3 to win the CHampionship. He gets finals MVP.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPFITk2Hnos&feature=fvsr[/youtube]
And Matt Barnes gets the keys to the city.
FAPFAPFAP...
Your turn.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:01 am
by LoneyROY
You want Gordon to get injured, despite the fact that he was adamant about wanting to join the Suns and heaped tons of praise on the entire organization?
Stay classy.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:05 am
by sunster
LoneyROY wrote:You want Gordon to get injured, despite the fact that he was adamant about wanting to join the Suns and heaped tons of praise on the entire organization?
Stay classy.
It was clearly a joke, calm down man.
Go back to NO and cry about bounties and paying the max for a guy who doesn't want to be there.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:09 am
by NotTraxxe
I don't wish anyone ill will. It was clearly tongue in cheek.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:28 am
by bwgood77
sunster wrote:LoneyROY wrote:You want Gordon to get injured, despite the fact that he was adamant about wanting to join the Suns and heaped tons of praise on the entire organization?
Stay classy.
It was clearly a joke, calm down man.
Go back to NO and cry about bounties and paying the max for a guy who doesn't want to be there.
I don't think he's a Hornets fan but a Gordon fan. Story would have been better if Gordon threw the game though and allowed the Suns to win to stick it to the franchise holding him hostage and help out the Suns like he wanted to.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:35 am
by Stix
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:17 am
by Kerrsed
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Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:56 am
by NotTraxxe
Oh... and for the 2013 Offseason.
We sign both Harden and Ibaka to max deal offer sheets after unloading Warrick, Frye, Lopez, Marshall and the Lakers 1rsts, 2nds, and our 2014 first to the Bobcats (or whoever) for the #2 pick. We win the lotto with our own 2013 pick.
The 2014 Suns:
Dragic/Mayo
Shabazz/Mayo/Dudley
Beasley/Dudley
Ibaka/Morris
Gortat/Noel
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:58 am
by sunster
I knew you would bring up Shabazz somewhere
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:06 am
by NotTraxxe
Of course I will
I've got it bad for Shabazz. Saying the name Shabazz is like comic ners screaming Shazzam! but more mystical and and it seems like you should have a harem of biatches around you when you say it.
And the thought of McCoy shouting out, "SHABAZZ SHAZAM! ZING GO THE STRINGS!" It tickles me. In naughty point on the doll where the bad man handled me sorts of places.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:11 am
by DirtyDez
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Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:29 am
by mybloodisorange
Our current roster-
Dragic/Marshall
Dudley
Beasley/Childress
Morris/Warrik
Gortat/Frye
Our current payroll $43.71m
The new salary cap $58m
So the Suns have 14 mil under the cap essentially.
Heres what I want to happen.
1) I want NO to match Gordon
2) I want the Suns to fill our current roster holes with low talent 1 year deals.
3) If there is a good package for Gortat pursue it
Suns end up with the 5th pick in the draft moving into next summer; then package some Laker picks to move up to the 3rd pick and draft Shabazz Muhammad from UCLA.
Since Oklahoma cannot retain both Harden and Ibaka both next year its widely asserted that they will keep Harden and let Ibaka walk. The Suns need to agressively pursue Ibaka for a long term deal.
After that the Suns should take remaining assets and try to trade for a nice power forward using Gortat, Morris and whatever picks are left from the Nash trade as trading chips.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:46 am
by ATTL
Ibaka is not worth the max. That would be very bad.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:05 am
by mybloodisorange
You think he will get the max even with his limited offensive game? I didnt think he would go that high. If thats the case we could flip it; ie draft a big and sign a FA guard like Tyreke Evans would that be better? Of course I would love Howard but we need to be realistic he isnt going to sign here; after his trade is worked out he might sign a long term extension right there taking him off the table anyway so I dont even consider him as being available.
Of course this will change alot but heres our rough draft of our potential lottery pickings.
http://www.nbadraft.net/Now that you made me think about it I kinda like this Steve Adams guy. Sounds like a real tough big guy and he has a New Zealand accent you cannot beat that.
Strengths: Bigman with tremendous combination of size, length and athleticism ... Just scratching the surface of his considerable talent ... Extremely fluid. Runs the floor like a deer ... Tremendous rebounder with huge, soft hands and strong arms ... Has a great frame with broad shoulders and already has good amount of strength/weight .... Plays the game with a lot of energy/exuberance. Blue color work ethic/attitude. Has been shielded from the AAU sytem and the pampering and hype that he would have received had he been raised in the USA basketball system ... Tremendous motor and shows a willingness to compete and be coached ... His upside is considerable and he really hasn't developed any bad habits ... Has been working on correcting his jumpshot in the past year, and it has shown considerable improvement, as it had a hitch in it last year at the 2010 adidas Nations (Chicago) and now appears much more fluid ... His feel for the game is surprising considering the amount of time he's been playing the game at a high level ... His passing is good for a bigman showing excellent touch on outlet passes ... Excellent shot blocker. His length makes it very easy for him to block shots, even when he's slightly out of position ... Huge, soft hands makes him a great rebounder ...
Weaknesses: Has never played basketball against a high level of competition, however he's developed a solid base of fundamentals and holds his own against high level players ... Free throw shooting is still a major weakness to his game. But he recognizes that and is working to become better from the line ... Will need to embrace being a star. He's a humble kid and doesn't seem to be overly comfortable in the spotlight, but he has some time to develop his confidence ... Post skills are a work in progress but he seems to have a solid understanding of what he needs to do in the post ...
If you can teach him to shoot free throughs someone like this could end up being a nice piece. And I like that he sounds humble and coachable.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:40 am
by Gorilla Warfare
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Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:22 am
by RunDogGun
Dietrich Bader has to be one of the best cameo actors of all time.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:20 am
by mikefly3113
RunDogGun wrote:Dietrich Bader has to be one of the best cameo actors of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:33 am
by mikefly3113
Dragic becomes a solid leader and averages 15/8. Beasley lives up to his potential and scores 20ppg. We trade Frye for another first round pick. We struggle through the regular season but show signs of a bright future. Marshall and Kief develop great chemestry coming off the bench. We combine our lottery pick and the Frye pick to move up into the top 5 in the 2013 draft and we take either Shabazz or Cody Zeller. Depending on who we draft, go hard in free agency for Harden or Ibaka. With the Laker pick we draft Christian Watford.
not much of a fantasy but certainly realistic.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:48 am
by B-easy
mikefly3113 wrote:Dragic becomes a solid leader and averages 15/8. Beasley lives up to his potential and scores 20ppg.
Beasley's potential is 30ppg, he already had a 20ppg season.
Re: Fansturbation, what is your Suns fantasy?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:27 pm
by GrantHill
B-easy wrote:mikefly3113 wrote:Dragic becomes a solid leader and averages 15/8. Beasley lives up to his potential and scores 20ppg.
Beasley's potential is 30ppg, he already had a 20ppg season.
Beasley is neither Kobe Bryant nor Tracy McGrady. His potential might be 22ppg if he's the first option on offense.
