2013-2014 Suns Dancers

RunSunRun · Post #1 » by **RunSunRun** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:58 pm

That time of the year again...and I'm shocked.

I actually know one of the girls. Really dating myself here, but I was one of her elementary school teachers years ago. Nothing like clicking one the link on facebook, excited to see the beautiful women and realizing that one of them use to be a kid student, :lol:

Not saying of course that she hasn't blossomed into a beautiful young woman in her own right, its just...weird.

I'll be biased, but I'm going to try to rig it for Maryssa.

With that said, here's the link:

http://www.nba.com/suns/suns-dancers-auditions-2013

YouTube · Post #2 » by **Kerrsed** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:17 am

RunSunRun wrote:That time of the year again...and I'm shocked.

I actually know one of the girls. Really dating myself here, but I was one of her elementary school teachers years ago. Nothing like clicking one the link on facebook, excited to see the beautiful women and realizing that one of them use to be a kid student,

Not saying of course that she hasn't blossomed into a beautiful young woman in her own right, its just...weird.

I'll be biased, but I'm going to try to rig it for Maryssa.

With that said, here's the link:

http://www.nba.com/suns/suns-dancers-auditions-2013

She reminds me of a less attractive Christina Ricci.

DRK · Post #3 » by **DRK** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:18 am

No Asian. No care.

Post #4 » by **TASTIC** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:45 am

I say this in the nicest possible way...but...

"Meh"

Where's that smoking hot Lauren one...She was a stunner...

Gorilla Warfare · Post #5 » by **Gorilla Warfare** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:22 am

I would say about 92% of these girls are not attractive...and the other 8% are just OK. I remember when we had the hottest squad in the NBA, those were the days.

Revived · Post #6 » by **Revived** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:12 pm

Gorilla Warfare wrote:I would say about 92% of these girls are not attractive...and the other 8% are just OK. I remember when we had the hottest squad in the NBA, those were the days.

They left for the contenders.

Maystack · Post #7 » by **Maystack** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:23 pm

I dunno, I'd say Kendal's more than OK.

dragic_slo · Post #8 » by **dragic_slo** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:14 pm

Rachel, Tatumm, Alexandra, Staci and Kat are my top five girls

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RunDogGun · Post #9 » by **RunDogGun** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:32 pm

Rachel seems like the only attractive girl in the group.

RunSunRun · Post #10 » by **RunSunRun** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:43 am

I think its the combination of the makeup artist they used as a lot of them look like they are wearing way too much and the fact they are not wearing cheerleader outfits.

Also, the shots seem really zoomed in as well. No offense, but when it comes to judging dancers a lot of people want to see a full body shot, not a zoomed in Match.com profile pic.

Although, its probably no surprise if the Suns used a budget Walmart-version makeup artist and photographer, :lol:

With that said, vote for Maryssa bastards, :lol:

RunDogGun · Post #11 » by **RunDogGun** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:24 am

RunSunRun wrote:I think its the combination of the makeup artist they used as a lot of them look like they are wearing way too much and the fact they are not wearing cheerleader outfits.

Also, the shots seem really zoomed in as well. No offense, but when it comes to judging dancers a lot of people want to see a full body shot, not a zoomed in Match.com profile pic.

Although, its probably no surprise if the Suns used a budget Walmart-version makeup artist and photographer,

With that said, vote for Maryssa bastards,

Well you can click on a girl's picture, and it provides you with video of their dance, and a picture in Suns' cheerleader outfits. Sorry I didn't vote,I just thought Rachel looked the best in all three (pic, pic, video).

Twuan89 · Post #12 » by **Twuan89** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:14 am

Paige is pretty attractive

Twuan89 · Post #13 » by **Twuan89** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:14 am

Paige is pretty attractive.

ShawnBronald · Post #14 » by **ShawnBronald** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:55 pm

I find it incredibly ironic that the Suns let fans vote for something as trivial as a cheerleader yet won't allow them any say in something as crucial as team logos and uniforms. Should have taken a cue from Mark Cuban, he's doing it the right way. But I digress..... :roll:

Phystic · Post #15 » by **Phystic** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:44 pm

Pretty obvious to me Clara and Holly are both men in drag. And something seems really off with some of those pics, I feel like that photographer should be fired.

Only a couple that look good to me. Kendal and Amanda G.(hottest of the bunch by FAR).

My GF wants to try out to be a Suns Dancer but she's currently enrolled at ASU and the amount of practices/games would really conflict with school.

Superhuman · Post #16 » by **Superhuman** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:43 pm

DRK wrote:No Asian. No care.

Rachel looks at least half Filipino :wink:

bigfoot · Post #17 » by **bigfoot** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:15 am

Maystack wrote:I dunno, I'd say Kendal's more than OK.

I agree Kendal is a stunner and has my vote

bigfoot · Post #18 » by **bigfoot** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:17 am

One more Kendal shot!!

YouTube · Post #19 » by **Kerrsed** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:40 am

One is Asian, but she looks DOWNsyndrome.

YouTube · Post #20 » by **Kerrsed** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:53 am

bigfoot wrote:
Maystack wrote:I dunno, I'd say Kendal's more than OK.

I agree Kendal is a stunner and has my vote

Mine too! He's been putting in work during the offseason!