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Post#541 » by Fo-Real » Mon Feb 13, 2017 6:43 pm

The bat **** crazy kind of sux!
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Post#542 » by ATTL » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:41 pm

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The good suck or the bad one?


She has a lot of songs about breakups and none about the "good" suck. Maybe that's why she has bad breakups?
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Post#543 » by MathiasPW » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:59 pm

So guys, I was able to meet a guy who used to be very close to the Suns. I can´t mention any names, but he used to work for a local newspaper and had access to TJ´s medical info. He was going to publish it but got pressured by the Suns to drop it. He wanted to stand by his journalist promise, and that led him to get fired for it. He now works in Cali.

Here is the full story on TJ:

THE R.I.P GIRLFRIEND thing is true. We probably have an insider among us trying to leak us stuff. During offseason TJ put in a LOT of work and early season it was paying off. He was getting a lot of praise within the Suns org, specially with Booker and Bledsoe struggling early. People started talking about making him the face of the franchise, he started getting invited to parties with management, being introduced to sponsors, that kind of stuff.

But TJ is all about basketball. He talked to his mentor, also a basketball player (no names, sorry), and decided to drop all that marketing/ego crap. As a way to keep his mind focused, he decided to tattoo "R.I.P GIRLFRIEND", a catchphrase he created in college to keep him focused on basketball.
And because he really meant it, he picked a very particular, intimate place to make that tattoo. A place that would pretty much kill any chances he´d ever have of having a long-term, dependable relationship. I mean, imagine you´re a girl and first time you take TJ to bed for foreplay, you get a huge, nasty R.I.P. GIRLFRIEND tattoo towering over your face....

So here is where problems started. R.I.P GIRLFRIEND is a pretty long sentence to tattoo on your precious parts. TJ didn´t pick the most professional tattoo artist in town, and he ran out of pipe before the letter D could be inked. A critical decision had to be made: Tattoo the D on the head of his D. TJ really meant to have this done (he IS all about basketball), so he told the guy to do it. Reports show this was a tough task. Because of the pain, TJ had problems maintaining his power. Several professional adult movie actresses were called in to help. But the end result was unescapable: the tattoo artist hurt his HEAD!

TJ had to be taken to the hospital with severe bleeding. Because of the surgery, TJ had to be put on hormone suplements who have twitched his voice. He barely talks. There are reports that he lost parts of his manhood and walks around the halls of the arena crying. They removed some tissue from his arms to reconstruct his intimate parts, which is why he seems to be puling a string on so many shots he used to convert at such a high rate. The extra hormones have reduced his agressiveness completely.

The Suns are giving him full support on whatever comes up next.

I´ll keep you posted.
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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#544 » by Frank Lee » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:20 pm

Ok... I'll be first.....

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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#545 » by NTB » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:21 pm

Wow man is that even real? Don't want to accuse anybody but we have so much trolling nowadays. I hope it's not real.
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Post#546 » by MathiasPW » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:26 pm

NTB wrote:Wow man is that even real? Don't want to accuse anybody but we have so much trolling nowadays. I hope it's not real.

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Post#547 » by NTB » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:30 pm

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NTB wrote:Wow man is that even real? Don't want to accuse anybody but we have so much trolling nowadays. I hope it's not real.

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Lol what do you mean? :D
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Post#548 » by bwgood77 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:37 pm

NTB wrote:
MathiasPW wrote:
NTB wrote:Wow man is that even real? Don't want to accuse anybody but we have so much trolling nowadays. I hope it's not real.

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Lol what do you mean? :D


No, it's not real.
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Post#549 » by MathiasPW » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:37 pm

NTB wrote:
MathiasPW wrote:
NTB wrote:Wow man is that even real? Don't want to accuse anybody but we have so much trolling nowadays. I hope it's not real.

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Lol what do you mean? :D

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Post#550 » by NTB » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:38 pm

Ahaha nice one then :D Sorry :(
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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#551 » by Fo-Real » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:46 pm

I..... I just cant do this. Please tell me this is a joke..... ALL OF IT!!! Its a joke!!!
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Post#552 » by Jarlaxle0204 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:07 pm

You had me until the part where he decided to tattoo his junk. lol
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Post#553 » by GoranTragic » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:51 pm

MathiasPW wrote:So guys, I was able to meet a guy who used to be very close to the Suns. I can´t mention any names, but he used to work for a local newspaper and had access to TJ´s medical info. He was going to publish it but got pressured by the Suns to drop it. He wanted to stand by his journalist promise, and that led him to get fired for it. He now works in Cali.

Here is the full story on TJ:

THE R.I.P GIRLFRIEND thing is true. We probably have an insider among us trying to leak us stuff. During offseason TJ put in a LOT of work and early season it was paying off. He was getting a lot of praise within the Suns org, specially with Booker and Bledsoe struggling early. People started talking about making him the face of the franchise, he started getting invited to parties with management, being introduced to sponsors, that kind of stuff.

But TJ is all about basketball. He talked to his mentor, also a basketball player (no names, sorry), and decided to drop all that marketing/ego crap. As a way to keep his mind focused, he decided to tattoo "R.I.P GIRLFRIEND", a catchphrase he created in college to keep him focused on basketball.
And because he really meant it, he picked a very particular, intimate place to make that tattoo. A place that would pretty much kill any chances he´d ever have of having a long-term, dependable relationship. I mean, imagine you´re a girl and first time you take TJ to bed for foreplay, you get a huge, nasty R.I.P. GIRLFRIEND tattoo towering over your face....

So here is where problems started. R.I.P GIRLFRIEND is a pretty long sentence to tattoo on your precious parts. TJ didn´t pick the most professional tattoo artist in town, and he ran out of pipe before the letter D could be inked. A critical decision had to be made: Tattoo the D on the head of his D. TJ really meant to have this done (he IS all about basketball), so he told the guy to do it. Reports show this was a tough task. Because of the pain, TJ had problems maintaining his power. Several professional adult movie actresses were called in to help. But the end result was unescapable: the tattoo artist hurt his HEAD!

TJ had to be taken to the hospital with severe bleeding. Because of the surgery, TJ had to be put on hormone suplements who have twitched his voice. He barely talks. There are reports that he lost parts of his manhood and walks around the halls of the arena crying. They removed some tissue from his arms to reconstruct his intimate parts, which is why he seems to be puling a string on so many shots he used to convert at such a high rate. The extra hormones have reduced his agressiveness completely.

The Suns are giving him full support on whatever comes up next.

I´ll keep you posted.


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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#554 » by lilfishi22 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:21 pm

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Lebron - Zion, Barrett like Melo, wade like Culver, garland like tj ford, hunter like bosh, white like Barbosa, Clarke like David West. I think this draft is actually going to be deeper though
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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#555 » by bwgood77 » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:37 pm

Warren is ranked 48 here, Chriss is actually a little higher, and Booker MUCH higher.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/page/nbarank_risingstars_4150/nbarank-rising-stars-41-50
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Post#556 » by NTB » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:27 pm

carey wrote:It is 2-time, every time.
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Post#557 » by sunsbum » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:50 pm

"Wait is this real?" :lol:
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Post#558 » by ATTL » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:01 pm

MathiasPW wrote:So guys, I was able to meet a guy who used to be very close to the Suns. I can´t mention any names, but he used to work for a local newspaper and had access to TJ´s medical info. He was going to publish it but got pressured by the Suns to drop it. He wanted to stand by his journalist promise, and that led him to get fired for it. He now works in Cali.

Here is the full story on TJ:

THE R.I.P GIRLFRIEND thing is true. We probably have an insider among us trying to leak us stuff. During offseason TJ put in a LOT of work and early season it was paying off. He was getting a lot of praise within the Suns org, specially with Booker and Bledsoe struggling early. People started talking about making him the face of the franchise, he started getting invited to parties with management, being introduced to sponsors, that kind of stuff.

But TJ is all about basketball. He talked to his mentor, also a basketball player (no names, sorry), and decided to drop all that marketing/ego crap. As a way to keep his mind focused, he decided to tattoo "R.I.P GIRLFRIEND", a catchphrase he created in college to keep him focused on basketball.
And because he really meant it, he picked a very particular, intimate place to make that tattoo. A place that would pretty much kill any chances he´d ever have of having a long-term, dependable relationship. I mean, imagine you´re a girl and first time you take TJ to bed for foreplay, you get a huge, nasty R.I.P. GIRLFRIEND tattoo towering over your face....

So here is where problems started. R.I.P GIRLFRIEND is a pretty long sentence to tattoo on your precious parts. TJ didn´t pick the most professional tattoo artist in town, and he ran out of pipe before the letter D could be inked. A critical decision had to be made: Tattoo the D on the head of his D. TJ really meant to have this done (he IS all about basketball), so he told the guy to do it. Reports show this was a tough task. Because of the pain, TJ had problems maintaining his power. Several professional adult movie actresses were called in to help. But the end result was unescapable: the tattoo artist hurt his HEAD!

TJ had to be taken to the hospital with severe bleeding. Because of the surgery, TJ had to be put on hormone suplements who have twitched his voice. He barely talks. There are reports that he lost parts of his manhood and walks around the halls of the arena crying. They removed some tissue from his arms to reconstruct his intimate parts, which is why he seems to be puling a string on so many shots he used to convert at such a high rate. The extra hormones have reduced his agressiveness completely.

The Suns are giving him full support on whatever comes up next.

I´ll keep you posted.


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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#559 » by Saberestar » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:31 pm

sunsbum wrote:"Wait is this real?" :lol:

Where there is smoke, there is fire.
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Re: The TJ Warren Thread! 

Post#560 » by OGBAH » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:41 am

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