Game 54: Phoenix Suns (21-32) @ Los Angeles Lakers (39-12) - 10:30 PM ET

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[m1chal]

It's a shame that Ducler has to make game threads for us.

[Mr Puddles]

Those pesky lakers are about to feel the wrath of the mighty Phoenix Suns. Ayton goes for 30/20. Easy victory for NBA darlings the Phoenix Suns.

[ATTL]

It was around 2:30pm and a small glimmer of sunlight snuck past the tin foil I taped to the windows years ago.

My tummy needs a nummy, i thought to myself as i rolled off the side of my racecar bed. My heavily stained anime body pillow remained in her place on the bed. I winked at her as I stood up to start my day.

I tied my sonic the hedgehog bedsheets into a Cape around my neck and grabbed my broom.

"Bring tendies!" I screamed as I jabbed at the ceiling of my basement apartment with my broom handle.

To my dismay and amazement I heard laughter upstairs. "Is this bitch serious?" I asked, turning my head to peer at the ant pile that had swarmed the discarded sock to my bedside.

I slowly made my way across the room, careful not to kick the many jugs of piss that were scattered across the floor.

I sat down on the chair lift mom had installed for me to get up and down the stairs easier. It strained in pain but I eventually made it to the top. My anger was growing with each laugh I heard.

I walked into the kitchen, the only room I have ever seen my mother other than my basement. She wasn't there. "TENDIES NOW!" I screeched, pounding my hammy fist against the kitchen counter.

My mom entered the room and her smile quickly faded when she saw me. She must have realized how wrong she was to not have my breakfast chicken tendies ready.

"I-I'll get them in the oven right away honey" she stammered sadly.

"You're a failure" I said to her as I turned to walk back to my basement. My sonic Cape must have looked so cool as I turned.

"You cant talk to her like that, you're an adult and you live in her home." New daddy has the nerve to try and command me.

I turned back to face this challenge. I took a step forward and he did the same. I spit in his face, a vile mixture of bbq sauce, mountain dew, and phlegm from a mouth that hasn't seen toothpaste in decades.

New daddy was blinded and dropped to one knee. In one smooth motion I pulled my poop sock that dangled from my grey sweatpants and whacked new daddy on the back of his head.
"I lacked tendies without haste, now my poopy you will taste"
I emptied out the contents of the sock over the top of new daddy's head.
"I'm sorry rachel.. I just cant do this anymore." New daddy's eyes were watering as he stood up to leave the house.

I shuffled back down to my basement, smiling and twirling my sonic cape as I went. I heard the normal sobbing upstairs the rest of the night. New daddy won't be coming back.

Tl:dr I had a great day, I have a pile of tendies here in front of me and the suns are playing. What are you guys having for your game meal? Go suns!

[SlovenianDragon]

Tl:dr I had a great day, I have a pile of tendies here in front of me and the suns are playing. What are you guys having for your game meal? Go suns!

Im going to have some hotdogs with ketchup, mustard, and ez cheese lol.

Also don't knock ez cheese on a hot dog til you try it

[Kerrsed]

Deandre Ayton (left ankle soreness) has been downgraded to doubtful for Monday's game against the Lakers.
With the Suns foregoing a pregame shootaround, Ayton did not get to test out his ankle until he began his pregame routine. Things didn't go well apparently, as his status has been downgraded.

[ATTL]

No ayton, baynes, or Frank. Biggest player is 6'8" diallo. Might get under 30 rebounds tonight.

[SlovenianDragon]

Deandre Ayton (left ankle soreness) has been downgraded to doubtful for Monday's game against the Lakers.
With the Suns foregoing a pregame shootaround, Ayton did not get to test out his ankle until he began his pregame routine. Things didn't go well apparently, as his status has been downgraded.

SMH...

Suns injuries and season be like:

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[ATTL]

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[LV-Suns]

We should have our own Rockets lineup and start Oubre at C.

Rubio/Booker/Cam/Mikal/Oubre

[KLEON]

Well another game where we play 8 vs 5

[bwoolf2]

This team needs the all star break like no other team on the league...

[bwgood77]

It's a shame that Ducler has to make game threads for us.

It's a shame no one cares enough to make them. I usually try to care enough but was swamped today. Even SunsRBackForGood who made them for awhile, gave up on it again.

If anyone wants to, feel free, but I don't think anyone cares enough to take the 5-10 minutes to make a decent opening post. Suns fans = apathy.

[lilfishi22]

No ayton, baynes, or Frank. Biggest player is 6'8" diallo. Might get under 30 rebounds tonight.

Time to play that Houston game

[bwgood77]

Most likely all of our injured players don't play Wednesday either since we have like 9 days off after that, and of course it's against GS, so there is a good chance we lose that too. Is Saric still out?

[LV-Suns]

Oubre not starting due to violation of team rules.

[bwoolf2]

My man Cam has some hops, damn

[charley barkles]

Oubre not starting due to violation of team rules.

Is this true?

[LV-Suns]

Oh my god Cam!

[TheLogician]

Cam slam