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Eva Exposes Parker 

Post#1 » by BurningHeart » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:28 am

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - LONGORIA PARKER LANDS FAKING HUSBAND IN TROUBLE

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star EVA LONGORIA PARKER has landed her basketball player husband TONY PARKER in trouble after revealing the sportsman often fakes his on-court injuries. The actress admits it's tough watching her husband play for the San Antonio Spurs - because she never knows when he's really hurt, and when he's acting. She says, "Sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he'll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is. "I really don't know what the difference is so I'm like, 'Stop laying on the ground if you're not hurt. Just get up!' He's like, 'Honey, I have to stay on the ground sometimes.' "But I get really nervous, it's nail biting."


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Tony Parker fakes injuries? Spurs players flop? Shocking.

I bet that punk was faking it when he collided with Nash in Game 1 of the WCSF last year, while Nash was bloodied yet acting like a man, trying to get back on the court.

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Post#2 » by nashill » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:51 pm

is this true? source?
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Post#3 » by Never Fear 33 Is Here » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:51 pm

ROFL what a crack up.
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Post#4 » by tuncaboylu » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:09 pm

When Parker is attacking rim, he lays up the ball without afraiding of falling to ground. After that he often falls and I'm also concerning when I saw him.

But he's not acting or trying to get a call. He's just falling, because lack of balance in his lay-ups. Already the refs aren't whistling fouls tafter his lay-ups. This is his style.

And if you bet that he's acting after collided with Nash; you're blind. There was a purple egg on Parker's forehead after that clash.
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Post#5 » by pro2020 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:17 pm

Word. All those bruises you see on the Spurs right now are painted on.
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Post#6 » by NapoleonII » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:59 pm

In other news, the Heat still suck.
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Post#7 » by -SDU- » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:33 pm

eva says what we all knew

just like last year when parker went down like a little b1tch in the playoffs, meanwhile, hard as nails nash gets his nose busted open and gets straight up to see if that little inbred punk parker is okay meanwhile parker is exaggerating and faking his pain

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Post#8 » by Donald Kaufman » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:11 am

Speaking of pieces of crap, how are you guys doing?
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Post#9 » by -SDU- » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:32 am

4 spots ahead of you and a 1-0 record against you this year last time i checked

every time i think our season is a bit average by our own high standards, i just check the spurs recent record out and it cheers me up

10 and 10 in your last 20?

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Post#10 » by -SDU- » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:34 am

i think you need to add to your "location"

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Post#11 » by Donald Kaufman » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:50 am

-SDU- wrote:4 spots ahead of you and a 1-0 record against you this year last time i checked

every time i think our season is a bit average by our own high standards, i just check the spurs recent record out and it cheers me up

10 and 10 in your last 20?

nice work


The 4 rings and elimination of you guys in the playoffs year after year is all I care about.

But hey, crow about your meaningless regular season. You'll blow it in the playoffs, then find an excuse to cling to.
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Post#12 » by sarah42 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:56 am

thats the funniest thing i've read all day!

"but honey, i have to stay on the ground sometimes" i can't believe she said that!

in all seriousness, i wonder why he doesn't get hurt all the time? he plays so recklessly. if he wasn't on the spurs i think he'd be more liked by the fans. who wouldn't want to be able to run as quickly as he can, beat people of the dribble like he can and score easily around the basket like he can.

lucky dude for sure!
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Post#13 » by Donald Kaufman » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:56 am

-SDU- wrote:i think you need to add to your "location"

* x 2


Yeah I'll get right on that.
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Post#14 » by nashill » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:57 am

Turnover King wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



The 4 rings and elimination of you guys in the playoffs year after year is all I care about.

But hey, crow about your meaningless regular season. You'll blow it in the playoffs, then find an excuse to cling to.



hmmm...most of the spurs fans i know at their forum understands basketball so well.. i think i haven't read any of your post?
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Post#15 » by sarah42 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:58 am

i'm not saying the spurs are boring or anything, so no need for flames from spurs fans lurking - i think manu is the best sg to watch because he is so fearless...its just san antonio - tony would be a bigger star in a bigger market - he should get more endorsements but thats just me!

but i'm sure he enjoys winning more.
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Post#16 » by Donald Kaufman » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:04 am

nashill wrote:-= original quote snipped =-




hmmm...most of the spurs fans i know at their forum understands basketball so well.. i think i haven't read any of your post?


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Post#17 » by -SDU- » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:57 am

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Post#18 » by wdrummel » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:24 am

We all saw Parker get knocked out and hit the deck when Nash upper cut him with his nose last year............................................. :roll:
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Post#19 » by -SDU- » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:34 am

Turnover King wrote:Speaking of pieces of crap, how are you guys doing?


haha, nice one, hows that almost loss to miami feeling? you spanked them!

good old spurs, nothing like their failures to make me feel better about the suns (who mind you have the most wins in the west) average form of late

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Post#20 » by Donald Kaufman » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:22 am

-SDU- wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



haha, nice one, hows that loss to miami feeling?

good old spurs, nothing like their failures to make me feel better about the suns (who mind you have the most wins in the west) average form of late

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Pretty good, as we actually won. So I don't know what game you were watching.

Watch out for those 7-34 Timberwolves. Yeah you guys are a legit championship threat - as always.

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