
Did you guys realize the Spurs won the championship last season?! Just thought I'd remind you...
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When: Sunday, March 9th, 2008
Where: US Airways Center - Phoenix, Arizona
When exactly: 3:30pm, Eastern Time (8:30pm CET)
TV: chillin' in front of Boris Diaw's 9 million TV while he's in the arena looking like a chick
Hey Katie, did you already notice who we'll be playing next?

Haha, you obviously did
...and how about you, pencil pushers?

Hell yeah, everybody loves it when the Spurs come to town
HERE ARE THE SUNS STARTERS THAT ARE ALREADY GOING CRAZY THINKING ABOUT THAT SUPER DUPER PARTY THEY'LL HAVE WITH THEIR GOOD OLD BUDDIES FROM SAN AN RIGHT AFTER THE GAME:
C:

Shaq can't wait, and he even found his XXXXL party hat - too bad he missed the final workout since he accidentally locked himself in his XXXXXXXXXXXL closet
PF:

Sorry STAT, but your girlfriend isn't welcome, leave her outside, will you?
SF:

Bookworm! BOOKWORM! - seriously Grant, don't be such a party pooper...oh, and stop reading books about guys that lack balls, just ask Doris for advise if you need some!
SG:

The hot chicks are right in front of you, Raja, RIGHT IN FRON...ah, forget it! Just have fun, ok?
...
Pervert!
PG:

Alright Steve, you won - you may never be named the league's MVP again, but you once again defended your Suns Party-MVP title

The Bench:

No worries, Spurs - our bench is full of those (not so) hot mammas Doris brought along after they went shopping together. U da pimp, dawg!
Isn't it great that Boris at least provides some help for our team off the court?
Well, and now it's time for the San Antonio Sterns' Starting 5:
PF:

Aw, look at Timmy - he's totally excited about being here again. Hope you're doing well, buddy - we all love ya!
SF:

No need for explanations, Bruce - we all know you won't break Grant's leg on purpose tonight, it will totally look like an accident
SG:

Hey Gino: I never noticed you're white, dude

PG:

Tony! TONY! Say something in French, will you? Uuuh, this is so exciting! Oh, and btw: will Eva be around? Man, I'm tellin' ya - she's so freakin' hot (NOT!!!), better keep an eye on her during the party, Doris will be going crazy for the girls
C:

No worries, Kurt, it's all good, you seem to be a great fit in San Antonio, we're really totally happy for you.
Who needs the bench with all of that fan support:

Wish we'd have such great supporters, as well, since then coach D'Antoni's philosophy of watching our backup guys grow older each night would finally make some sense

Ok guys, let's get this stupid, meaningless game done so we can finally have fun together. The location is already set, as you can see:

and I've been told that there will be some celebrities attending the party:

Guess I won't be around for game time since I've got to improve my moves alongside NeverFear - we'll be the kings of the dance floor again fo sho:

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Oh, and regarding that stupid game: GOOO SPURS!!!...ah, DAMNIT - Stern got me too!!!