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When: Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
Where: US Airways Center - Phoenix, Arizona
When exactly: 10pm, Eastern Time (3am CET)
TV: Just bought a new one at around the price of 3 Gasols - KA-CHING!

OUR GUYS DECIDED THAT IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME TO GET SOME NEW STUFF, AND SINCE THE GRIZZLIES ARE COMING TO TOWN THERE ARE BARGAIN SALES ALL OVER TOWN. LET'S SEE WHAT OUR STARTING 5 GOT:
C:

Look at the Diesel: his new suit fits him just great, and he had to pay just 5 Gasols for it - awesome deal there, big fella!
PF:

Hah, Amare, have you been shopping with Shaq? Looking good man, how much?...Just 2 Gasols, can't believe that! What about all the bling?
SF:

Hey Grant - still reading that old book? Get yourself a new one...oh, you bought it again? 30 pieces, WTF?! Oh, sure, just 1/4 Gasol, that's pretty cool
SG:

Raja got himself a new camera...and some chick to take sexy pictures of him - see, I told you he's a pervert

PG:

Steve didn't even want to spend any Gasols, but after seeing that special price for a nose job he just couldn't resist
The Bench:

Boris asked the sales clerk to demonstrate all the balls they got in store - wonder whether he'll find a good pair that actually fits him...what? Nah, sorry Barbs, i doubt they're also selling passing skills. Got to realize there's stuff that even Gasols can't buy
Gasol may be gone, but the Grizzlies till got a whole bunch of gre...of players:
C:

Watch out, referees: Darko's in town, and he doesn't shrink away from assaulting your wives, daughters, mothers, grandmothers, dogs, the dogs' puppies, the dogs' parents...
PF:

Less crotch, Hakim, LESS CROTCH!!!
SF:

*cough*I ain't gonna type it*cough*Would be way too easy*Ah, who cares: you look like a jolly gay, Rudy...oh, damnit, I screwed it up!
SG:

Wuhu, David Beckham shows 'em off, finally!
PG:

Sometimes you just got to realize that any kind of comment would ruin the magic of a Mike Conley picture
Just look at the bench burning:

Did you know that "bench" means "Bank" in German? Just thought I'd mention it...
For all the (2 or 3) guys among you that actually are into good music, here's the inofficial theme song for this game that also refers to the 2nd bench-joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOYsPoViMUs
This GOOO GRIZZLIES!!! line got sponsored by Chris Wallace, and I'm all about the Gasols
