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When: Thursday, March 13th, 2008
Where: US Airways Center - Phoenix, Arizona
When exactly: 10:30pm, Eastern Time (3:30am CET)
TV:
Well now...where's da Telly, dawg?
HOLY MODDAF'N JABRONI - OUR BEST BUDDIES FROM OAKLAND ARE COMIN' TO TOWN! SOME UGLY GERMAN CHIX ARE ALREADY GOIN' NUTS, AND SO ARE OUR BELOVED SPURS-BEATING STARTERS:
C:
Aight, Shaq - I know you're in a great mood, but there's no reason to take an Asian dude hostage just for the fun of it...again...LET HIM GO, YOU HEAR ME?!
(mad props 2 dm for posting da link 2 those pix)
PF:
Yeah, ok Amare, that's just great. Keep encouraging him, who cares about us losing our last 3 Asian fans to Houston, as well!?
In the meantime Shaq couldn't stop laughing due to STAT's stupid pose and dropped the guy who suffered a pretty bad craniocerebral injury. Let's hope our smart bookworm is able to come up with some kind of solution so we don't get sued...
SF:
Grant's too occupied with becoming the whitest Afro-American since Tiger Woods and therefor tells me to ask Raja...DAMNIT, he knows pretty well how much I hate that guy!
SG:
THINK, RAJA, THIIINK! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! YEAH, JUST A LITTLE MO...ah, screw it!
PG:
Alright, that does it! I was looking for help, and you're hanging out with some ugly German dudes, Steve - I'm disgusted. Let's just get the damn game thread done, aight!?
The Bench:
Ok, so I told Boris that our bench sucks, and since he's a real nice guy he got us a new one...too bad he's not the sharpest tool in the box. Gosh, how I HATE THIS TEAM!
Here's everybody's 2nd favorite NBA team (well, not mine, but anyway):
C:
Latvia, hm? Man, Andris, I'm really sorry to hear that
PF:
S-Jax found a pretty cool (and sexy, of course) way to waste his time in Alcatraz
SF:
Damn - Oakland even turns a French guys like Pietrus into a thug. Gotta admit: those gloves are pretty gleamy, dude!
SG:
Aw, look at this handsome little boy! Pretty sure you're living on the wrong side of the bridge, Monta
PG:
Note to self: get the same beard Baron's got, you'd look totally gangsta wit dat!
...
Hell yeah! White guys with beards are teh suk...need any more proof?
What do you think about my game thread, Dave?
"I don't know, man, this racism is killing me inside."
Ok, so I just killed Dave's soul after he did a great job killing his career all by himself a while ago, and all that's left to say now is:
GOOO SUNS!!!
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OH NOES! I FORGOT DA WARRIORZ BENCH!!! UHM...
Bet our bench would outscore theirs after their guys spent a while on this one...although they might be used to it, looks like something that can be found in Monta's backyard fo sho!
Anyway, if you just fell in love with this beautiful piece and want to get one for your own backyard to put it right next to those pretty pink plastic flamingos:
then you can order this unique masterpiece at
http://www.designlager.de/product_info.php/cPath/6_360/products_id/3582
It's obviously a German website since my beloved homecountry without even the slightest shadow of a doubt is the world leader when it comes to producing ugly, useless crap...see:
(that should make up for the dude in the sexy shirt)
so just ask me if you need any help regarding your order.
Oh, and relax, mods: I'm not receiving any kind of profit participations from www.designlager.de, HOOONESTLY
