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When: Thursday, March 13th, 2008
Where: US Airways Center - Phoenix, Arizona
When exactly: 10:30pm, Eastern Time (3:30am CET)
TV: Well now...where's da Telly, dawg?


HOLY MODDAF'N JABRONI - OUR BEST BUDDIES FROM OAKLAND ARE COMIN' TO TOWN! SOME UGLY GERMAN CHIX ARE ALREADY GOIN' NUTS, AND SO ARE OUR BELOVED SPURS-BEATING STARTERS:

C:

Aight, Shaq - I know you're in a great mood, but there's no reason to take an Asian dude hostage just for the fun of it...again...LET HIM GO, YOU HEAR ME?!
(mad props 2 dm for posting da link 2 those pix)

PF:

Yeah, ok Amare, that's just great. Keep encouraging him, who cares about us losing our last 3 Asian fans to Houston, as well!?

In the meantime Shaq couldn't stop laughing due to STAT's stupid pose and dropped the guy who suffered a pretty bad craniocerebral injury. Let's hope our smart bookworm is able to come up with some kind of solution so we don't get sued...

SF:

Grant's too occupied with becoming the whitest Afro-American since Tiger Woods and therefor tells me to ask Raja...DAMNIT, he knows pretty well how much I hate that guy!

SG:

THINK, RAJA, THIIINK! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! YEAH, JUST A LITTLE MO...ah, screw it!

PG:

Alright, that does it! I was looking for help, and you're hanging out with some ugly German dudes, Steve - I'm disgusted. Let's just get the damn game thread done, aight!?

The Bench:

Ok, so I told Boris that our bench sucks, and since he's a real nice guy he got us a new one...too bad he's not the sharpest tool in the box. Gosh, how I HATE THIS TEAM!


Here's everybody's 2nd favorite NBA team (well, not mine, but anyway):

C:

Latvia, hm? Man, Andris, I'm really sorry to hear that

PF:

S-Jax found a pretty cool (and sexy, of course) way to waste his time in Alcatraz

SF:

Damn - Oakland even turns a French guys like Pietrus into a thug. Gotta admit: those gloves are pretty gleamy, dude!

SG:

Aw, look at this handsome little boy! Pretty sure you're living on the wrong side of the bridge, Monta

PG:

Note to self: get the same beard Baron's got, you'd look totally gangsta wit dat!


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Hell yeah! White guys with beards are teh suk...need any more proof?





What do you think about my game thread, Dave?

"I don't know, man, this racism is killing me inside."

Ok, so I just killed Dave's soul after he did a great job killing his career all by himself a while ago, and all that's left to say now is:
GOOO SUNS!!!


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OH NOES! I FORGOT DA WARRIORZ BENCH!!! UHM...

Bet our bench would outscore theirs after their guys spent a while on this one...although they might be used to it, looks like something that can be found in Monta's backyard fo sho!

Anyway, if you just fell in love with this beautiful piece and want to get one for your own backyard to put it right next to those pretty pink plastic flamingos:

then you can order this unique masterpiece at
http://www.designlager.de/product_info.php/cPath/6_360/products_id/3582

It's obviously a German website since my beloved homecountry without even the slightest shadow of a doubt is the world leader when it comes to producing ugly, useless crap...see:
(that should make up for the dude in the sexy shirt)
so just ask me if you need any help regarding your order.
Oh, and relax, mods: I'm not receiving any kind of profit participations from www.designlager.de, HOOONESTLY

Dude, I love all those pics of Steve and Dirk at that party. I wonder what the occasion was, haha.

Anyway, this game should be a great indicator of how we'll fare against some of the teams not named the San Antonio Spurs in the playoffs. Hopefully we'll prove we can still run with the smaller, more athletic teams in the West. GO SUNS!!!

LMAO @ the comments for Dubs starting 5.

Should be a fun game but a big test at the same time to see how we can run and at the same time slow it down with Shaq. Suns for the win.

lol nice thread, i'm looking forward to this game should be a high scoring game vs the warriors as usuall, hope to see the suns come out with the same kind of energy they did vs the spurs and memphis, if we do we should get the win GO SUNS

LMAO - another classic game thread!

What a great thread it is. Let's hope it will bring us the W.

we saw a glimpse of how good we can be in a half court battle against the like of spurs.. now this is another interesting match up as this team scares me if we are going to meet them int he 1st round. Lets see how we play against a run and gun team like warriors.

feed shaq and amare early i guess to set the tone and mix up the defense with the zone

Moe, seriously dude the game threads are great...friggin hilarious haha

Love the ghostbusters pic...

"Doe...Raaaay...Egoooooooooooon"

classic

Should be a great test

"WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOURE A GOD......... YOU SAY YES!!!!"

C'mon JM, where is my Grant Hill pic?

Is the sky really retracting to its' rightful position?

GET SOME NUTS!!!

Maybe get some grant pics with his wife from the Oprah show.

Suns win by 5 in a come from behind win.

ANGIE !!!
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