Phoenix Suns vs Sacramento Kings [Game 66]
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:17 am
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When: Saturday, March 15th, 2008
Where: US Airways Center - Phoenix, Arizona
When exactly: 10:00pm, Eastern Time (3:00am CET)
TV: Sitting at McD's, forcing myself to look up from my Happy Meal every now and then
WUHU! THE SACRAPMENTO BURGERKINGS ARE COMING TO TOWN, AND OUR STARTERS ARE ALREADY GOING NUTS SINCE COACH D KEPT THEM ON DIET IN ORDER TO EVEN IMPROVE OUR TEAM'S QUICKNESS:
C:
Shaq can't wait for the end of the game so he can finally hit the drive-thru instead of having to eat all of that poor guy's jello
PF:
Aw, isn't that nice? What you didn't know, though, is that Amare beat the little boy up right after the photo was taken and stole his lunch as well as all of his pocketmoney
SF:
Grant is so famished he actually considered going Hannibal Lecter on his wife and kids - good thing he's such a nice guy...MUHUHUAHAHA, WUSS!!!
SG:
No, Raja, that's not a giant sausage you're sitting next to...you're hallucinating, dude...DON'T DO IT, RAJA, NOOOOOOOOOOOO...DAMNIT, YOU SICK FREAK!
After some researches that took quite a while since Raja decided to eat the entire "dog", it got confirmed that he ate the poor boy STAT had previously beaten up - it's true what they say I guess: s**t definitely happens
...oh, and speaking of sausages:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHKB6nQrzM
PG:
Steve's really (
WORDPLAY WARNING #1!) super-cereal about this, folks: if you got milk or anything else you can do without - don't hesitate, donate! You may just save a great B-Ball player's, and what's even more important: a great person's life!
The Bench:
Since Boris is still buried under the debris of that ugly ruin he bought before the last game, I asked Shaq for some advise, and he immediatly came up with a great idea: FEEL THE HAM, B**CHES!!!
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Mhm, Ham and Cheese
Only one question left: will the BurgerKings go for a
(
WORDPLAY WARNING #2!!!)fastfood style of play?!
C:
Brainteaser: what's that white thing hanging down from the ceiling, and does it prove that Brad Miller is in fact a marionette?
PF:
Can't sleep, or Mikki will kill me...I'm scared!!!
SF:
OH COME ON - don't tell me you didn't expect this. Ron-Ron's (dumbest.nickname.ever) almost as scary as Mikki!
SG:
Well now, I'm not totally superduber sure about this, but I might actually have gotten a pic of the wrong Kevin Martin there...might...maybe...
PG:
Don't have a clue who designed this shirt, but he's a damn genius!
The BENCH!!!
For some reason the Kings' bench won't show up for the game, and I got a theory about where all of 'em might be trapped:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ
No worries girls, Shaq will soon come to the rescue!
As you can see, the game threads-posting Kraut is the only King around here, but thanks for beating the Lakers recently.
We'll take the win in this one in exchange
GOOO SUNS!!!
btw: this game thread is dedicated to Eugene, and if someone doesn't know who that is, then I guess he hasn't read through this one too attentively.
