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When: Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
Where: Rose Garden - Portland, Oregon
When exactly: 10:30pm, Eastern Time (4:30am CET)

Shaq: Hey guys, we're going on a road trip!

Amare: Oh my gosh dawg, I'm almost as excited as I use to be on Christmas eve! Where are we traveling to?

Shaq: Uhm...hm...let me think about it for just one second...*scratch* scratch*

Grant: I KNOW IT ALREADY! I came up with the answer while excercising, which proves I'm waaay smarter than you guys - NANANANANAAANA!

Barbs: Shut the F up, moddaf'er, or I'll f'n bash your head in with my Goddamn f'n trophy!

*runs home and asks his wife to protect him from that Brazilian lunatic*

*shows up after hiding behind a hallstand for at least half an hour, sings* We're hea-ding to Port-land!

Shaq: *is glad he can finally stop thinking since he realized it doesn't exactly make him look better*

*starts babbling some rot*
Unfortunatelly Raja didn't tell anyone about those awful nightmares he had ever since they played the Blazers last time

Roy: I hereby want to confirm that my godlike play keeps haunting Raja Bell in his dreams...MUHUHUAHAHAHA!
Stop talking bull, dude with the weird-looking eyes! We all know about the true reason for Raja's mental disease:

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