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Thought this was pretty funny.

http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com ... ctice.html

I for one find it funny it got that far... I hate the Spurs, fans, but only til series is over

You hate Spurs fan until the series is over?? How long have you been a Suns fan?

I will hate Spurs fans until I die, which hopefully comes after the Suns beat the Spurs in the playoffs and finally win a title.

I had a dream last night that I got in a fight with Fabricio Oberto...I saw him at Brookstone in the Biltmore yesterday, I think thats what triggered it...

Did he fall over as soon as you touched him?

Magz50 wrote:Did he fall over as soon as you touched him?

No, but when Manu recognized that Nash was there, he took 8 steps without dribbling, fell down and acted like he was hit, had Bowen knee Nash in the balls, kick him in the achilles, and on the way down, Robert Horry hip checked him into the scorer's table. Then David Stern suspended Nash for denting the scorer's table. Stu Jackson had the referee that was nearest to the incident fired because he thought about looking in Tim Duncan's general direction.

Just a day in the life of the San Antonio Sterns, I mean Spurs.

Yea..that site is a fake. The Onion 2.0

Magz50 wrote:Did he fall over as soon as you touched him?

After the incident, the Sterns asked the NBA to review the play and have Nash suspended. Then, Tony Parker charged recklessly down the lane, jumped into the nearest opposing player and fell hard on the ground. David Stern, in an obvious outrage that someone would have the nerve to try to prevent the Sterns from winning, not only suspended the opposing player; he also had the player's family murdered and threatened to kill him and anyone standing close to him if he ever thought about trying to prevent a Spurs player from scoring again. Tim Duncan promptly drove his shoulder into the opposing team's center, causing his shoulder to penetrate through the player's sternum and rib cage. The player then fell to the ground and instantly died. The dead player was ejected for a flagrant foul on "Timmy". Outraged again, Stern decended from his palace to reassure that the dead player's corpse was tossed into the desert and not given the respect of a proper burial.

I changed my tune. It's no longer the San Antonio Sterns. It's the San Antonio Whistles. Duncan just jumped into Shaq's extended arm, and they called a foul on Shaq. And JVG gushed about how much of a foul it was. So all you need to do in the NBA is just jump into someone and you get to the line. Well, only if you're wearing a Spurs uni.

He wishes he was a Spur