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Raja: "Oh come on Ref, that was obvious flop by Manu"

Ref: " That's his reputation, get used to it"

"Raaaaaaa Raaaaaaa is always riiiiggghhhhttttt !!!!!!!!!!"

"Flagrant?! Kobe flopped!"

Woooo, I didn't fart! That was shaq, look at him!!

Or

Hes doing some kind of yoga.

"Did you see that cheerleader's rack!? THIS BIG!"

nooooooo can't you a-h0les ever bet ON the suns?!?!?!

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE NASTIEST MOLE ON YOUR FACE, MAN.

MACE, it kinda looks like he is doing the Hacka. LOL Not sure if that is how you spell it and also I know it isn't a quote, but MACE, I'm sure you can help out with that.

It's haka you idjut

Who knows I may do one when we're on the brews in the USA...

hope it doesn't come to it though! haha

C'mon then Miiiiiiiite, give us a quote from it. LOL

Ka Mate Ka Mate

^^^:lol: Noice.

Seriously, is the haka more of a Maori thing r is it like your national anthem? I have no idea.

Pure maori thing.

But us white folk seem to do it whenever we're overseas...I can do it ok cos I know the words and actions having been raised a huge rugby fan, and I CRINGE when I see bad versions of it/people who don't know how to do it.
There's two versions, the older is Ka Mate and the new one I can't remember the name of, but everyone in NZ I think likes it more...has this cool throat slit gesture in it...

Don't get me started on the anthem and how the maori version (a straight interpretation of the European version) is sung before the English version...I remember the test match where the bitch singing the anthems did it without telling anyone and it stuck from there....I blame her

Not that I'm bitter. There's a story behind this, essentially I missed out on a HUGE scholarship for English for Uni, but lost to someone who was 1/16th maori - and I have none in me...so got nothing

Ah ha, I bet you would like some Maori in ya though wouldn't ya? If ya get my drift.

We will have to make you feel more at home and you could teach it to us..............maybe do it at a Suns game.

I've always been a fan of the Haka. I loved watching the All Blacks do it.

Tastic should do a one-man haka when you guys go state-side.

I need to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the new one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNfaVocfV8

Meant to put the sh*ts up the opposition, essentially it's an old school war dance

The other team respects it though and the crowd loves it

The older one is the one we're taught/the one most people know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPG12KrG ... re=related


And here's the more traditional Maori version performed by the NZ Maori rugby team - quite intimidating I'd imagine haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHW1K2Le ... re=related

Seriously if I were to do one or even had one done to me before a game I think I would piss myself laughing. No Restecpa............

Yeah I dont get it...it's a nice party trick and I understand tradition etc, but meh, leave it to tradition and not rugby...

David Campese always had the right idea - he used to jog to the end of the field and do his stretching before the game under the posts. Don't understand why people feel they need to watch it/get intimidated by it

I'm quite sure it's a respect thing.