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Gentry: "I think we should play better perimeter D against Azubuike, Terry. WHat do you think?"

Porter: (Fart) "Ahhh... Sorry Alvin, what did you say?"

ouch...

Gentry: "Terry we haven't scored in 8 minutes, I think we should make some subsitutions and try running a bit."

Porter: "What? No lets give it a minute or twelve. We'll keep dumping it to Shaq and if we don't score in 12-14 tries I might consider it. Well I'll consider considering it."

Gentry: keep doin what you're doin Porter. It will all work out for the best in the end.

Gentry: I told you Terry, that tie is way to long. It looks ridiculous.

playing the caption game w porter is impossible. literally, he always had that exact same look on his face. last year i was making this comment ot my gf and grant hill stole the ball at the 3 pt and ran it for a sick fast break. cut to porter...exact same look as above. we cracked up. that was the only joy porter brought me.

porter sounded as consistently confused as he looked

listening to alvin gentry talk reminds me of the first time i farted after my last job interview. a mix of relief and pleasure

Terry: "wait, what the hell sport are we playing?"

Alvin: "I knew you didn't know"

Gentry: "So Terry, you know the All-Star game is like only 3 days away!?!?"

Porter: "Soooooo?????"

Gentry: "LOL"

Porter: Oooh that was a nasty fart. It felt good though.

Gentry: I've already told you a million times to stop eating those beans before games, Terry!

Guy behind Porter: Mmmmh beans...

Calvin Klein wrote:Porter: Oooh that was a nasty fart. It felt good though.

Gentry: I've already told you a million times to stop eating those beans before games, Terry!

Guy behind Porter: Mmmmh beans...

Hee Hee

Gentry: "so terry, i think you should let dragic play a bit more and stop being so harsh on him"
Porter: "man, look at the rack on that blonde in the courtside seats!"

Gentry: "Hey, you know Nash could do more if we let him create"

Porter: "Who? Nash? Never heard of him. We're doing just fine with Shaq, we don't need some D-Leaguer messing up our rhythm."

LOL these are great, i really liked Nashtys. haha.

another...

Porter: "Alvin, did you just touch my ass?"

Gentry: "Terry... I told you its the two fruitcakes behind me!"

WTFsunsFTW wrote:Gentry: keep doin what you're doin Porter. It will all work out for the best in the end.

lol, this one is awesome...

yeh, porters expression is always the same... a sort of "what the hell is going on" kind of look... or maybe he just never learned to smile as a child.

Calvin Klein wrote:Porter: Oooh that was a nasty fart. It felt good though.

Gentry: I've already told you a million times to stop eating those beans before games, Terry!

Guy behind Porter: Mmmmh beans...

Cute. what also seems funny about the background part is the two guys behind Gentry. They look like they are about to give each other a big kiss.

As for Porter, this picture really says a thousand words. It looks like Gentry is just explaining the most simple part of what makes the Suns successful, and Porter still doesn't get it.

Gentry: "It is pretty simple, give the ball to Nash, and let him run the team."

Porter: "Huh?" I think I just found where that water bottle went that I lost during the first timeout." "What were you saying again, Alvin?" "Oh that's right, throw it in to Shaq?"

Gentry:

Lets switch it up a bit...



Robin: "Hey Shaq, You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface. You can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE!"

StroSwift: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

lmao

edit: in reference to... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=9541350 if you dont know