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Want to know why the sons are hiring brothers?

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Want to know why the sons are hiring brothers? 

Post#1 » by Traxxe » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:38 pm

I have deciphered the answer to a riddle that has been puzzling us all.

Why are the suns hellbent on acquiring lesser brothers in the NBA?

The answer is money! What? Yes... money. Money, money, money.

The Phoenix Suns have signed an agreement with Disney for the next big blockbuster. To which the franchise will earn a killing and be able to sign both Wade, Amare, and Lebron to huge contracts.

Here is the plot:

A team full of unheralded lesser brothers who get absolutely no respect make the NBA and put forth their entire effort to yield a competitive basketball team. They combine with a sometimes thought washed up point guard leader who is over the hill to win a championship. They will face hurdles and come together to fight for a winning season and bond like never before. It's the perfect family movie and when blockbusters gross half a billion we will in turn buy a team like never before assembled. It is a genius plot by Sarver!

Here are the early candidates for the film:

Sideshow Bob as Robin Lopez
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Vanilla Ice as Taylor Griffin
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Will Smith as Jarron Collins?????
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Lawerence Fishburn as Alvin Gentry
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James Blunt as Steve Nash
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Jesus as Stat
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Post#2 » by SHAQSBIGCACTUS » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:12 pm

nice, laurence fishburne does look like alvin.
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Post#3 » by justinb80 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:29 pm

I love that Jesus photo. I'm a sucker for any photos putting Jesus into every day situations.
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Post#4 » by Miklo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:38 pm

haha nice .. those are all good lookalikes, I hope you're right about the master plan of the lesser brothers lol
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Post#5 » by lilfishi22 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:26 pm

I hate the Suns getting this perception that we take anyone who has a brother in the league. It's kind of like we're the place to go if you can't get on the roster of the other 29 teams but if you have a brother, you're in.
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Post#6 » by aIvin adams » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:40 pm

LOL great post
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Post#7 » by Dr Manute » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:39 pm

Breaking News - Suns are trying to trade for Stephen Graham from the Indiana Pacers! Stephen is the unheralded lesser brother of Joey Graham. The Suns are rumored to be offering anyone on the team except for Robin Lopez, Taylor Griffin and Jarron Collins. For some reason these 3 are untouchable. Remember you heard it here first. :D
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Post#8 » by Cash » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:17 pm

I think we should forget about Taylor Griffin and focus on getting the lesser of twins. Is Harvey Grant available?
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Post#9 » by Thegorillasrules » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:49 pm

LOL at White Jesus playing Black Jesus.
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Post#10 » by Fo-Real » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:56 pm

Ok.... you know its coming, does Dejuan Blair have a brother?
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Post#11 » by nashrambler13 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:02 pm

i still can't believe we didnt go after kevin durants brother.

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