Evaluating Jarron Collins
Posted: Tue Nov 3, 2009 10:13 am
Well since we're two minutes into Collins career as a Sun i think it would be a good time to give the advanced statistical breakdown of his time with us
THE GOOD
He has a defensive rating of 98 (for reference Hakeem had a career average of 98) making him one of the the greatest defenders of all time and defense from the PF/C spot is something we need
He has a 29.5 TRB% making him maybe the best rebounder of all time (Dwight haz averages 21 TRB%) but oddly enough he literally never picks up an offensive boards (0 ORB%)but manages to put up his ridiculous stats by dominating the defensive boards with a 57.1 DRB%
THE BAD
He never gets a steal, a block, or get an assist ever, just getting these three out of the way
He is the worst offensive player hands down managing to make the Suns literally unable to score, probably because of a voodoo curse put on him by a gypsy because i dont know how else he could manage to completely nullify the offensive ability of all the players he plays with. Literally completely nullifies it because he has an offensive rating of 0. We never score when he plays. Never. Ever. Ever.
Oh wait nevermind its not a gypsy curse he has a TOV% of 100. It is 100% guaranteed with Collins that we will turn the ball over. As certain as the sun will rise Collins will lose the ball
PER: I dont know anything about this stat really but i know that Collins has -27.4 and that thats bad.
FINAL ANALYSIS
Despite being to comparable to Tim Duncan and Hakeem defensively and being the greatest rebounder of all time the fact that we will never score again as long as he remains on the court outweighs this fact. In conclusion:dont play Collins unless its a last second shot for our opponents.
THE GOOD
He has a defensive rating of 98 (for reference Hakeem had a career average of 98) making him one of the the greatest defenders of all time and defense from the PF/C spot is something we need
He has a 29.5 TRB% making him maybe the best rebounder of all time (Dwight haz averages 21 TRB%) but oddly enough he literally never picks up an offensive boards (0 ORB%)but manages to put up his ridiculous stats by dominating the defensive boards with a 57.1 DRB%
THE BAD
He never gets a steal, a block, or get an assist ever, just getting these three out of the way
He is the worst offensive player hands down managing to make the Suns literally unable to score, probably because of a voodoo curse put on him by a gypsy because i dont know how else he could manage to completely nullify the offensive ability of all the players he plays with. Literally completely nullifies it because he has an offensive rating of 0. We never score when he plays. Never. Ever. Ever.
Oh wait nevermind its not a gypsy curse he has a TOV% of 100. It is 100% guaranteed with Collins that we will turn the ball over. As certain as the sun will rise Collins will lose the ball
PER: I dont know anything about this stat really but i know that Collins has -27.4 and that thats bad.
FINAL ANALYSIS
Despite being to comparable to Tim Duncan and Hakeem defensively and being the greatest rebounder of all time the fact that we will never score again as long as he remains on the court outweighs this fact. In conclusion:dont play Collins unless its a last second shot for our opponents.