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Post#1 » by Mr. Sun » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:56 pm

SAN LUIS, Colo. - Four calves were found dead in a pasture just north of the New Mexico state line in recent weeks. The dead calves had their skins peeled back and organs cleared from the rib cage. One calf had its tongue removed.

But rancher Manuel Sanchez has found no signs of human attackers - such as footprints or ATV tracks - or animal attackers - such as pools of blood. Sheriff's officers tell The Pueblo Chieftan they're baffled.
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Post#2 » by rsavaj » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:28 pm

wtf? That really sucks.
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Post#3 » by JohnVancouver » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:37 pm

Does MVF have an alibi?
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Post#4 » by Mr. Sun » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:28 am

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Post#5 » by lilfishi22 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:49 am

There's gotta be an explanation other than aaaaaaliennns lol. Not saying I don't think they exist but I bet there are other explanations.
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Post#6 » by MaryvalesFinest » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:15 am

JohnVancouver wrote:Does MVF have an alibi?


I have no idea what that's supposed to mean :lol:
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Post#7 » by PHXfan85 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:25 am

Not a very strong alibi.
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Post#8 » by Biff » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:29 am

Cows are damn expensive, that sucks.
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Post#9 » by Biff » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:32 am

lilfishi22 wrote:There's gotta be an explanation other than aaaaaaliennns lol. Not saying I don't think they exist but I bet there are other explanations.


You'd think so, but cases like these are pretty baffling. Who knows?
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Post#10 » by endlessraine » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:04 am

not suns fan but this interested me. Maybe it's this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Chupacabra. But I'm not sure if they suck Cow's blood. They usually suck chicken's blood.
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Post#11 » by Mr. Sun » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:31 am

endlessraine wrote:not suns fan but this interested me. Maybe it's this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Chupacabra. But I'm not sure if they suck Cow's blood. They usually suck chicken's blood.

Yeah but we are dealing with more than just loss of blood here. We are dealing with precise surgical removal of organs.
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Post#12 » by TXSun » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:41 pm

the chupacabra is back?
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Post#13 » by endlessraine » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:16 am

Mr. Sun wrote:
endlessraine wrote:not suns fan but this interested me. Maybe it's this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Chupacabra. But I'm not sure if they suck Cow's blood. They usually suck chicken's blood.

Yeah but we are dealing with more than just loss of blood here. We are dealing with precise surgical removal of organs.


thats' why I provide the link... It states that they also eat organs.
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Post#14 » by lilfishi22 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:35 am

If I'm not mistaken, the Chupacabra doesn't "exist." It's as real as the Yeti and Big Foot but no one's ever found one. I find it funny how people try to explain these mysterious things by replacing an unlikely alien theory with an improbable cryptid theory.
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Post#15 » by endlessraine » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:23 pm

lilfishi22 wrote:If I'm not mistaken, the Chupacabra doesn't "exist." It's as real as the Yeti and Big Foot but no one's ever found one. I find it funny how people try to explain these mysterious things by replacing an unlikely alien theory with an improbable cryptid theory.


I thought some dude found one and cut off its head a few months ago. Again, it might be a mutated coyote.
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Post#16 » by nashrambler13 » Tue Dec 1, 2009 1:56 am

endlessraine wrote:
Mr. Sun wrote:
endlessraine wrote:not suns fan but this interested me. Maybe it's this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Chupacabra. But I'm not sure if they suck Cow's blood. They usually suck chicken's blood.

Yeah but we are dealing with more than just loss of blood here. We are dealing with precise surgical removal of organs.


thats' why I provide the link... It states that they also eat organs.

lol, we are fighting about chupacabras! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post#17 » by Sun Scorched » Tue Dec 1, 2009 2:22 am

I'd have been more impressed had they found the cows dead, done an autopsy, and then found that their organs had been removed without a single surgical incision.

Think about it. Why would "aliens" only do this to cows? Why not humans?

Oh wait, that's because it a couple of twisted hilljacks that are still smart enough to know that would be considered murder.... and, specifics granted, people wouldn't rest until they were found...
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Post#18 » by Mr. Sun » Tue Dec 1, 2009 2:28 am

Sun Scorched wrote:Think about it. Why would "aliens" only do this to cows? Why not humans?

Think Cow chromosomes are the closest to humans then any other animal. Whether that is the reason I have no friggin' idea.
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Post#19 » by lilfishi22 » Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:02 am

endlessraine wrote:
lilfishi22 wrote:If I'm not mistaken, the Chupacabra doesn't "exist." It's as real as the Yeti and Big Foot but no one's ever found one. I find it funny how people try to explain these mysterious things by replacing an unlikely alien theory with an improbable cryptid theory.


I thought some dude found one and cut off its head a few months ago. Again, it might be a mutated coyote.


Then again, how many so-called bodies and photo's of Bigfoot have we seen over the years only to have them proven as fakes.

There's reasons why these things are never found.
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Post#20 » by Frank Lee » Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:05 am

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