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Nightmare 

Post#1 » by Mr. Sun » Wed Dec 2, 2009 10:48 pm

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Post#2 » by hunterxaz » Wed Dec 2, 2009 11:39 pm

Who cares, I'm proud the guy actually nails hot chicks. His wife is a piece of **** anyway, she was paid a 7-figure (mill+) sum and had the prenup reworked just to stay with him. Plus, she tried to kill him with a golf club. What a bitch.

Here's to Tiger nailing more hot wet bitches!
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Post#3 » by DirtyDez » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:00 am

Tiger is the effing man!
fromthetop321 wrote:I got Lebron number 1, he is also leading defensive player of the year. Curry's game still reminds me of Jeremy Lin to much.
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Post#4 » by hunterxaz » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:05 am

guess he's really better with the putter whan we all thought
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Post#5 » by BurningHeart » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:07 am

Tiger's the man for cheating on his wife?

Wow.
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Post#6 » by sunsfever68 » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:46 am

Let this be a testament to all:

Never date or marry a foreign girl.

My stepmother is from Holland. She's crazy. They don't understand how to be friendly. Way too serious. Tiger is kinda a jackass but still I"m sure she's crazy too.


so DON'T MARRY FOREIGN GIRLS.
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Post#7 » by DirtyDez » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:51 am

BurningHeart wrote:Tiger's the man for cheating on his wife?

Wow.

No just for being a great golfer and athlete. I could care less about his personal life it's none of my biz.
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#8 » by TASTIC » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:52 am

I thought this was going to be about the Cavs game
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Post#9 » by sunsfever68 » Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:53 am

It should be about the Cavs game. I don't blame Gentry I blame Amare. Hahaha max contract? Sorry buddy move your lazy skinny ass out of the way I'll give that to Chris Bosh. Have fun d bag play some defense.
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Post#10 » by BurningHeart » Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:06 am

sunsfever68 wrote:It should be about the Cavs game. I don't blame Gentry I blame Amare. Hahaha max contract? Sorry buddy move your lazy skinny ass out of the way I'll give that to Chris Bosh. Have fun d bag play some defense.


Yeah, let's blame one guy when EVERY MEMBER of the team is failing tonight. What a ridiculous post that is.
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#11 » by TASTIC » Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:20 am

This isnt another 'Sky is Falling' thread - my bad for starting it down that road
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#12 » by TheMoochinator » Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:23 am

I just cant believe they came out so flat and lifeless two straight games. I mean whats the excuse for coming out flat tonight? If they crumbled in the second half okay but to be this bad to start the game when you should be:

A) pumped to play shaq
B) pumped to play the cavs and lebron
C) be embarrassed about last night

I just dont get it.

Earl Clark and Nash were the only ones who were moving. (Lopez doesnt count cause he was out of control)
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#13 » by TASTIC » Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:37 am

wrong thread mooch haha
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#14 » by Mr. Sun » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:48 am

sunsfever68 wrote:Let this be a testament to all:

Never date or marry a foreign girl.


And never agree to a prenuptial that gives her $300 million if there is a split.
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#15 » by lilfishi22 » Thu Dec 3, 2009 8:03 am

I don't get how it's possible Tiger agrees to a $300 mil prenup. I'm not married or anything and I don't have great insight into the whole prenup business but it seems like an unjustly sum to give to someone should they split up. I mean 10-20mil is more than enough to live in luxury imo. A lot people don't even see half a million in their lifetime.

That's just crazy.

On another note, geez we played bad today lol
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Re: Nightmare 

Post#16 » by MaryvalesFinest » Thu Dec 3, 2009 8:12 am

Way to go Tiger

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