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Nightmare

Posted: Wed Dec 2, 2009 10:48 pm
by Mr. Sun
"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Wed Dec 2, 2009 11:39 pm
by hunterxaz
Who cares, I'm proud the guy actually nails hot chicks. His wife is a piece of **** anyway, she was paid a 7-figure (mill+) sum and had the prenup reworked just to stay with him. Plus, she tried to kill him with a golf club. What a bitch.

Here's to Tiger nailing more hot wet bitches!

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:00 am
by DirtyDez
Tiger is the effing man!

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:05 am
by hunterxaz
guess he's really better with the putter whan we all thought

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:07 am
by BurningHeart
Tiger's the man for cheating on his wife?

Wow.

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:46 am
by sunsfever68
Let this be a testament to all:

Never date or marry a foreign girl.

My stepmother is from Holland. She's crazy. They don't understand how to be friendly. Way too serious. Tiger is kinda a jackass but still I"m sure she's crazy too.


so DON'T MARRY FOREIGN GIRLS.

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:51 am
by DirtyDez
BurningHeart wrote:Tiger's the man for cheating on his wife?

Wow.

No just for being a great golfer and athlete. I could care less about his personal life it's none of my biz.

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:52 am
by TASTIC
I thought this was going to be about the Cavs game

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:53 am
by sunsfever68
It should be about the Cavs game. I don't blame Gentry I blame Amare. Hahaha max contract? Sorry buddy move your lazy skinny ass out of the way I'll give that to Chris Bosh. Have fun d bag play some defense.

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:06 am
by BurningHeart
sunsfever68 wrote:It should be about the Cavs game. I don't blame Gentry I blame Amare. Hahaha max contract? Sorry buddy move your lazy skinny ass out of the way I'll give that to Chris Bosh. Have fun d bag play some defense.


Yeah, let's blame one guy when EVERY MEMBER of the team is failing tonight. What a ridiculous post that is.

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:20 am
by TASTIC
This isnt another 'Sky is Falling' thread - my bad for starting it down that road

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:23 am
by TheMoochinator
I just cant believe they came out so flat and lifeless two straight games. I mean whats the excuse for coming out flat tonight? If they crumbled in the second half okay but to be this bad to start the game when you should be:

A) pumped to play shaq
B) pumped to play the cavs and lebron
C) be embarrassed about last night

I just dont get it.

Earl Clark and Nash were the only ones who were moving. (Lopez doesnt count cause he was out of control)

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:37 am
by TASTIC
wrong thread mooch haha

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:48 am
by Mr. Sun
sunsfever68 wrote:Let this be a testament to all:

Never date or marry a foreign girl.


And never agree to a prenuptial that gives her $300 million if there is a split.

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 8:03 am
by lilfishi22
I don't get how it's possible Tiger agrees to a $300 mil prenup. I'm not married or anything and I don't have great insight into the whole prenup business but it seems like an unjustly sum to give to someone should they split up. I mean 10-20mil is more than enough to live in luxury imo. A lot people don't even see half a million in their lifetime.

That's just crazy.

On another note, geez we played bad today lol

Re: Nightmare

Posted: Thu Dec 3, 2009 8:12 am
by MaryvalesFinest
Way to go Tiger