OT: Tiger coming to Arizona for 'Sex Rehab'

DirtyDez · Post #1 » by **DirtyDez** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:24 pm

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valley ... coming.php

Apparently he's going to Wickenburg, AZ for addictions to Sex, Pain-Killers and Sleeping Pills. The trifecta.

SHAQSBIGCACTUS · Post #2 » by **SHAQSBIGCACTUS** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:43 pm

wickenburg is definitely the place to be if he wants to avoid ANY sexual temptation.

TXSun · Post #3 » by **TXSun** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:50 pm

DirtyDez wrote:http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2009/12/tiger_woods_reportedly_coming.php

Apparently he's going to Wickenburg, AZ for addictions to Sex, Pain-Killers and Sleeping Pills. The trifecta.

the trifecta! lol.

Mr. Sun · Post #4 » by **Mr. Sun** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:05 pm

Like father, like son. His father was a big time cheater.

Post #5 » by **lilfishi22** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:37 am

Sex rehab? WTF is that?

DirtyDez · Post #6 » by **DirtyDez** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:31 am

lilfishi22 wrote:Sex rehab? WTF is that?

They teach you how to make things out of a latex gloves, nerf footballs and vasoline to help you self-satisfy. Heard that on the radio today :lol:

Post #7 » by **lilfishi22** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:38 am

DirtyDez wrote:
lilfishi22 wrote:Sex rehab? WTF is that?

They teach you how to make things out of a latex gloves, nerf footballs and vasoline to help you self-satisfy. Heard that on the radio today

Sex with other women is bad but how is "sex" with himself all that much better?

DirtyDez · Post #8 » by **DirtyDez** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:45 am

lilfishi22 wrote:
DirtyDez wrote:
lilfishi22 wrote:Sex rehab? WTF is that?

They teach you how to make things out of a latex gloves, nerf footballs and vasoline to help you self-satisfy. Heard that on the radio today

Sex with other women is bad but how is "sex" with himself all that much better?

All the guy had to do was not get married. He'd be the Derek Jeter of Golf.

WTFsunsFTW · Post #9 » by **WTFsunsFTW** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:40 am

I still dont believe his wife was ignorant of his whole scheme. When you marry the richest athlete on the planet, there are certain things you accept before the ring goes on the finger. She had to know her place as the loving wife who was there for support while he went out and played golf, made millions, and banged porn stars. There are plenty of women out there that are ok with that.

She just had to leave to save face. At least, if I was Tiger, that's how it would be.

Post #10 » by **Qwigglez** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:32 am

*Sobbing Uncontrollably* Leave Tiger alone!!!!