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Dupp · Post #1681 » by **Dupp** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:22 am

Complete domination, rob destroyed him. Kelvin is tough af though.

Anything else other than a title shot is a travesty.

brutalitops · Post #1682 » by **brutalitops** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:21 am

My man Bobby Knuckles just pummled Kelvin who had no answers

Good on Kelvin because some of those shots would of bothered 99.9% of people., Rob was just picking him apart and showing great defensive work when Kelvin fired back

Rob has just dominated 3 fights including two top 5 fighters in the division and looked a class ahead of Kelvin tonight. I know Adesanya would like to go against guys he hasnt fought to show he's cleared out the division, but Rob has pretty much done it in the same time.

I'ld have Adesanya V Vetorri and then hope for a quick turnaround for Rob, Pay Izzy for the two fights in 6 months

Post #1683 » by **NO-KG-AI** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:56 am

REDDzone wrote:
cowboyronnie wrote:
Gotta be the worst record in modern UFC for someone who didn't once throw a kick jumping off a fence.

LOL you already ran off one of our like 4-5 active posters on this board with this stuff. So weird to still be at it even after that. I'm not going anywhere tho.

Lmao, seriously?

Post #1684 » by **Duke4life831** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:15 pm

My biggest takeaway from the fight is It looks like Rob has finally gotten rid of those dumb lunging hooks he throws.

That footwork, hand speed, wrestling is a hell of a combination. If Rob keeps those lunging shots away and keeps wrestling, he can beat Izzy.

Dupp · Post #1685 » by **Dupp** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:11 pm

Duke4life831 wrote:My biggest takeaway from the fight is It looks like Rob has finally gotten rid of those dumb lunging hooks he throws.

That footwork, hand speed, wrestling is a hell of a combination. If Rob keeps those lunging shots away and keeps wrestling, he can beat Izzy.

At the very least it makes it a much more interesting fight because that’s what got him in trouble last time. His take downs were nice too.4 times he took kelvin down pretty easily. If he can go deep into a fight with Izzy that could be a factor. Jan kinda laid out the blueprint in how you can beat Izzy.

Really weak callout by rob though. Dana the **** better make this fight. Rob seems to be on another level to everyone else in the division.

cowboyronnie · Post #1686 » by **cowboyronnie** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:43 pm

Some of the worst, most meandering commentary in the Bob fight. They didn't mention his lead hand once. That fight was all about Rob's lead shoulder. He didn't even have a hand speed advantage, he simply had an advantage in being able to catch the angle for his jab. Kelvin *has* to hit something on his jab to set up his other punches. He throws super meaty punches in heavy combos. But that requires his hips gets set. Rob, with his lead hand down, focused on just never letting that jab hi anything and it took away everything from Kelvin. Plus, without having to stabilize a raised hand he has like 10x the angles from which to throw his own jab. He slipped his own jab up, in, around Kelvin's own leads and solely because he holds his hand down.

cowboyronnie · Post #1687 » by **cowboyronnie** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:18 pm

Michelle Waterson vs Marina Rodriguez - May 8th headliner.

LOL. Definitely the worst headliner ever. Waterson sucks so **** much.

REDDzone · Post #1688 » by **REDDzone** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:28 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:Michelle Waterson vs Marina Rodriguez - May 8th headliner.

LOL. Definitely the worst headliner ever. Waterson sucks so **** much.

Saw Waterson on tv on a cooking show my wife was watching recently. Also, wasn't Paige on a tv show too? Not the most talented fighters on the roster, must be some other reason keep getting all these opportunities...

cowboyronnie · Post #1689 » by **cowboyronnie** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:43 pm

Paige is tough as hell, goes for the finish. Head kick KOs help. Did you see that BKB fight? She got beat but she's a **** animal.

Obv, also Dancing with the Stars helps.

But Waterson is the most boring, mediocre point karate fighter.

REDDzone · Post #1690 » by **REDDzone** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:39 pm

Paige sucks. "Tough as hell" is all you ever hear about her because she gets her *ss kicked every fight.

aggerrard · Post #1691 » by **aggerrard** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:24 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:Paige is tough as hell, goes for the finish. Head kick KOs help. Did you see that BKB fight? She got beat but she's a **** animal.

Obv, also Dancing with the Stars helps.

But Waterson is the most boring, mediocre point karate fighter.

Paige is where she is because of her look. If she looked like Andrade, she would have a normal day-job at the side. Waterson is obvisouly a much better fighter.

Id much rather watch PvZ than Waterson though.

REDDzone · Post #1692 » by **REDDzone** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:33 pm

aggerrard wrote:
cowboyronnie wrote:Paige is tough as hell, goes for the finish. Head kick KOs help. Did you see that BKB fight? She got beat but she's a **** animal.

Obv, also Dancing with the Stars helps.

But Waterson is the most boring, mediocre point karate fighter.

Paige is where she is because of her look. If she looked like Andrade, she would have a normal day-job at the side. Waterson is obvisouly a much better fighter.

Id much rather watch PvZ than Waterson though.

All this is fair.

cowboyronnie · Post #1693 » by **cowboyronnie** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:50 pm

There are only two women in the history of the MMA who are overwhelmingly attractive. Neither of them are Waterson or PVZ. But I won't release their names for feminist reasons (but I will reveal their names on my Patreon).

Jasen777 · Post #1694 » by **Jasen777** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:56 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:There are only two women in the history of the MMA who are overwhelmingly attractive. Neither of them are Waterson or PVZ. But I won't release their names for feminist reasons (but I will reveal their names on my Patreon).

How many overwhelmingly attractive men?

Dupp · Post #1695 » by **Dupp** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:55 pm

Jasen777 wrote:
cowboyronnie wrote:There are only two women in the history of the MMA who are overwhelmingly attractive. Neither of them are Waterson or PVZ. But I won't release their names for feminist reasons (but I will reveal their names on my Patreon).

How many overwhelmingly attractive men?

Many

I think bellator has a few pretty hot women while the ufc has hunks like costa and till.

cowboyronnie · Post #1696 » by **cowboyronnie** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:46 pm

I think the current crop of male hunks in MMA is at an all-time low. First generation was Guy Mezger, Arona and Randleman; second, War Machine, Jouban and Rockhold. Now, it's really just Costa. Granted, he's mind-blowingly hot. Maybe Eryk Anders? Khalil Rountree is retired, I think. (Till is a **** mess. C'mon, dude. His eye balls are practically touching. How does he even have binocular vision? Those stupid ears too. )

REDDzone · Post #1697 » by **REDDzone** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 2:01 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:There are only two women in the history of the MMA who are overwhelmingly attractive. Neither of them are Waterson or PVZ. But I won't release their names for feminist reasons (but I will reveal their names on my Patreon).

I know who one of these is I think and the board would be shocked.

cowboyronnie · Post #1698 » by **cowboyronnie** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:00 pm

REDDzone wrote:
cowboyronnie wrote:There are only two women in the history of the MMA who are overwhelmingly attractive. Neither of them are Waterson or PVZ. But I won't release their names for feminist reasons (but I will reveal their names on my Patreon).

I know who one of these is I think and the board would be shocked.

You couldn't handle Sarah Kaufman, that's why you're shocked.

REDDzone · Post #1699 » by **REDDzone** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:16 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:
REDDzone wrote:
cowboyronnie wrote:There are only two women in the history of the MMA who are overwhelmingly attractive. Neither of them are Waterson or PVZ. But I won't release their names for feminist reasons (but I will reveal their names on my Patreon).

I know who one of these is I think and the board would be shocked.

You couldn't handle Sarah Kaufman, that's why you're shocked.

Since we are throwing out names, the person I had in mind was Raquel Pennington.

Dupp · Post #1700 » by **Dupp** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:36 pm

Never noticed tills eyes. Hope you haven’t wrecked him for me.