Non-threadworthy MMA Rumors/Quotes/Tweets/Etc., Vol. 4

REDDzone · Post #461 » by **REDDzone** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:55 pm

I was scrolling through an mma page quickly yesterday and I thought I saw a hot chick dressed skimpily so I of course stop scrolling down and start scrolling back up in order to more full appreciate what I had glimpsed.

I get back to the image and as its coming into view from the ground up I was like "damnit, what I thought was a hot chick that I was attracted to was really a dude" (don't act like this has never happened to you). But then when the face came into view, it was Gadelha, a chick after all. I breathed a sigh of relief, re-assured of my own masculinity, but then in a weird way less sure of myself because of how my masculinity paled in comparison to hers, and exited the internet tab.

Post #462 » by **Marcus** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:08 pm

REDDzone wrote:I was scrolling through an mma page quickly yesterday and I thought I saw a hot chick dressed skimpily so I of course stop scrolling down and start scrolling back up in order to more full appreciate what I had glimpsed.

I get back to the image and as its coming into view from the ground up I was like "damnit, what I thought was a hot chick that I was attracted to was really a dude" (don't act like this has never happened to you). But then when the face came into view, it was Gadelha, a chick after all. I breathed a sigh of relief, re-assured of my own masculinity, but then in a weird way less sure of myself because of how my masculinity paled in comparison to hers, and exited the internet tab.

the bravery it took to tell that tale is inspiring sir. kudos to you.

NZB2323 · Post #463 » by **NZB2323** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:32 pm

It looks like Jon Jones isn't the only one in the family with a drug problem:

"Chandler Jones reportedly overdosed on pills at the home of Rob Gronkowski on Saturday.

Jones was taken to the hospital with the incident.

The pills taken by Jones are not yet known."

http://football.realgm.com/wiretap/36038/Chandler-Jones-Overdosed-On-Pills-At-Gronkowskis-House

cowboyronnie · Post #464 » by **cowboyronnie** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:32 pm

REDDzone wrote:I was scrolling through an mma page quickly yesterday and I thought I saw a hot chick dressed skimpily so I of course stop scrolling down and start scrolling back up in order to more full appreciate what I had glimpsed.

I get back to the image and as its coming into view from the ground up I was like "damnit, what I thought was a hot chick that I was attracted to was really a dude" (don't act like this has never happened to you). But then when the face came into view, it was Gadelha, a chick after all. I breathed a sigh of relief, re-assured of my own masculinity, but then in a weird way less sure of myself because of how my masculinity paled in comparison to hers, and exited the internet tab.

I've been reticent to say it but she is guaranteed an int3rs3x person. This forum is searchable from Google keywords, I do not want to encourage cruel talk of it. But there's something chromosomal going on. A huge number of female power athletes are, bound to happen in MMA.

cowboyronnie · Post #465 » by **cowboyronnie** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:40 pm

tracey_nice wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Pz_bRBLOs[/youtube]

this is the hottest thing i've ever seen.

I also want to discourage cruelty against the dudes who inadvertently out themselves by admitting their attraction. All her bodily features, that's Renan Barao.

I beatoff to TS regularly, I get it.

REDDzone · Post #466 » by **REDDzone** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:36 am

Diego Brandao cut from ufc. Remember when he was the next Jose Aldo?

Nightmaree · Post #467 » by **Nightmaree** » Sun May 1, 2016 12:00 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uzQQYKTdQo[/youtube]

cowboyronnie · Post #468 » by **cowboyronnie** » Sun May 1, 2016 5:14 pm

Jesus, teach that man how to exercise, he's going to mangle himself w those attempts at strength training. Wtf? Hire Cain's kettlebell guy.

Nightmaree · Post #469 » by **Nightmaree** » Thu May 5, 2016 12:03 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjHy6I4mY0[/youtube]

REDDzone · Post #470 » by **REDDzone** » Sat May 7, 2016 2:59 am

Meisha on jre. IDK, I just can't bring myself to listen to that lately. Too much rehashed every single episode.

Jasen777 · Post #471 » by **Jasen777** » Sat May 7, 2016 3:06 am

Well TMZ picked up on it and confirmed the headline. MMA is mainstream.

Jasen777 · Post #472 » by **Jasen777** » Sat May 7, 2016 3:14 am

AKA going back to its roots - injuring kickboxers.

Chi Lewis-Parry is out of his fight at GLORY 30 next week against Guto Inocente, and Daniel Cormier's hard head is partly to blame.

GLORY announced Wednesday that Lewis-Parry sustained a fractured left hand midway through a sparring session with the UFC light heavyweight champion at American Kickboxing Academy.

"We were in a sparring session and the energy level was high," Lewis-Parry told the organization. "DC is really motivated right now after watching Jones' last fight. So we were getting into it in the stand up, and next thing I've thrown my left hook and it's landed on his head and I just felt this shooting pain up my arm, from my hand up to my arm, and I just knew something had happened.

"I got my glove off and my hand was swelling up, so I called it a day, went and got a scan and it's turned out to be a fracture. I am gutted that I can't fight at GLORY 30 next week now, it's so unlucky. But I will be back as soon as I can and I am still chasing that title shot against Rico Verhoeven."

REDDzone · Post #473 » by **REDDzone** » Sat May 7, 2016 4:14 am

Good fight:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kmjMKp6PRg[/youtube]

NZB2323 · Post #474 » by **NZB2323** » Mon May 9, 2016 3:51 pm

In retrospect, Fedor's legacy is looking pretty good. He lost to TRT Bigfoot and TRT Hendo, who clearly aren't the same fighters without TRT, and he lost to Werdum, who is the UFC Champion and 9-1 in his last 10 fights with the 1 loss being to Overroid. There was also criticism of Fedor back in the day for "ducking" Overroid when Fedor said he wouldn't fight him because of drug use.

I may sound like a homer, but you'd have to think that if Hendo and Bigfoot weren't allowed to use TRT then Fedor would have won, but he was just a fool for going straight into Werdum's guard.

REDDzone · Post #475 » by **REDDzone** » Mon May 9, 2016 4:01 pm

IDK about Hendo, but non-TRT Bigfoot shouldn't even be sanctioned to fight and I truly believe that.

TRT Bigfoot is KOing horsemeat Ubereem, non TRT Bigfoot is getting KOed by the first jab he eats while LITERALLY lactating.

Nemesis21 · Post #476 » by **Nemesis21** » Mon May 9, 2016 8:37 pm

When did Cyborg sign with the UFC?

REDDzone · Post #477 » by **REDDzone** » Mon May 9, 2016 8:51 pm

She has actually been a ufc fighter for the entirety of her invicta stint. Lorenzo signed her and ufc pays her purses. They just pulled her from Invicta to let her fight in her hometown on the ufc show.

Jasen777 · Post #478 » by **Jasen777** » Mon May 9, 2016 10:43 pm

Yep, they got the money to pay fighters they don't even want just so Bellator can't have them.

Jasen777 · Post #479 » by **Jasen777** » Mon May 9, 2016 10:53 pm

NZB2323 wrote:I may sound like a homer, but you'd have to think that if Hendo and Bigfoot weren't allowed to use TRT then Fedor would have won, but he was just a fool for going straight into Werdum's guard.

I don't know, a part of it could easily have been Fedor just getting older - hitting the age were people normally start declining athletically is they aren't using PEDs. But certainly Bigfoot without TRT might be the biggest drop off for a fighter there is due to not taking PEDs. But you're right, certainly could help his all-time case (assuming he was clean of course), especially comparing him to Anderson Silva...

REDDzone · Post #480 » by **REDDzone** » Mon May 9, 2016 11:05 pm

The biggest indictment of Anderson is that the one and only time he was tested out of competition, he popped. Gotta wonder if Fedor has EVER even been tested out of competition. Probably not.