The Offical Mike Perry Thread

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#121 » by Susan » Thu Jul 9, 2020 6:16 pm

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Susan wrote:But for real, that old dude was as big of a moron as Mike.


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What kind of **** idiot do you have to be to walk up on a 100% deranged man like that when you're a fat, drunk 50 year old man? Dude told you he was about to knock you out and did.
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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#122 » by REDDzone » Thu Jul 9, 2020 6:19 pm

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Susan wrote:But for real, that old dude was as big of a moron as Mike.


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What kind of **** idiot do you have to be to walk up on a 100% deranged man like that when you're a fat, drunk 50 year old man? Dude told you he was about to knock you out and did.


I read a study about this once:
WASHINGTON—Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine. “Despite the typical American male’s conviction that he would viciously beat down anyone who came at him and end the whole thing with one punch, we found that in the event of an actual violent altercation, most adult men would almost certainly injure themselves far worse than any assailant,” read the 80-page report, which went on to confirm that nearly all American males would be unable to execute a single maneuver they envision themselves capable of performing, be it an uppercut, a roundhouse, or grabbing an opponent by the back of the neck and smashing his face down into the bar. “Predictions of being amped up on massive adrenaline rushes or having multiple friends jump in to back them up are similarly unfounded, with over 75 percent of confrontations instead projected to end with panicked apologies or pleas to be let out of a headlock.” The report stated, however, that the majority of men correctly estimate that such fights would last a total of six seconds.


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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#123 » by Jasen777 » Thu Jul 9, 2020 6:48 pm

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#124 » by Susan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:33 am

Petition to add Spike Carlyle into this thread considering he's got some Mike Perry blood in him.

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#125 » by cowboyronnie » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:20 am

Susan wrote:Petition to add Spike Carlyle into this thread considering he's got some Mike Perry blood in him.

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#127 » by REDDzone » Thu Nov 19, 2020 4:53 pm

It was cute for awhile, but this dude is on a bad path.

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#128 » by cowboyronnie » Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:16 pm

REDDzone wrote:It was cute for awhile, but this dude is on a bad path.

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#129 » by Dupp » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:17 pm

Dude missed weight by a lot too. 5 pounds and then dabs like a child.


Pretty **** a few fighters have been missing weight the last couple weeks and then you have felted lose 15-20 pounds in 3.5 days. Izzys right they should get docked a lot more of their pay.
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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#130 » by Jasen777 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:31 am

Dupp wrote:Dude missed weight by a lot too. 5 pounds and then dabs like a child.


Pretty **** a few fighters have been missing weight the last couple weeks and then you have felted lose 15-20 pounds in 3.5 days. Izzys right they should get docked a lot more of their pay.


I think there should be a commission standard where fights get automatically called off if someone misses by more than 3 pounds or something (ideally the other fighter would get paid obviously).

Though of course what I really want is for the fighters to organize and as part of the collective bargaining agreement they work out a much better system that greatly reduces weight cutting in a similar fashion as collegiate wrestling.
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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#131 » by Susan » Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:35 am

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Dupp wrote:Dude missed weight by a lot too. 5 pounds and then dabs like a child.


Pretty **** a few fighters have been missing weight the last couple weeks and then you have felted lose 15-20 pounds in 3.5 days. Izzys right they should get docked a lot more of their pay.


I think there should be a commission standard where fights get automatically called off if someone misses by more than 3 pounds or something (ideally the other fighter would get paid obviously).

Though of course what I really want is for the fighters to organize and as part of the collective bargaining agreement they work out a much better system that greatly reduces weight cutting in a similar fashion as collegiate wrestling.


u some sort of commie?

these fighters should fight for the love of getting the KO baby!
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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#132 » by Jasen777 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:52 am

Susan wrote:u some sort of commie?

these fighters should fight for the love of getting the KO baby!


Well arguably the fighters are the means of production...
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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#133 » by Susan » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:40 pm



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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#135 » by Susan » Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:27 am

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#136 » by Shaazzam » Sun Feb 20, 2022 2:06 am

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#138 » by Jasen777 » Thu Jun 9, 2022 8:59 pm

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#139 » by NO-KG-AI » Fri Jun 10, 2022 3:28 am

Gotta build up super young prospects like Page before throwing them in the deep end.
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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#140 » by Susan » Mon Aug 22, 2022 9:31 pm

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