The Offical Mike Perry Thread

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Post#21 » by Susan » Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:38 am

Dana just confirmed Mike Perry vs Woodley.
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Post#23 » by CPT » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:11 am

1st thought - Does Mike Perry have a tattoo that says "God's Gift" across his stomach? How have I never noticed that?

2nd thought - Of course Mike Perry has a tattoo that says "God's Gift" across his stomach.
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Post#24 » by REDDzone » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:10 pm

Is the Lloyd Christmas haircut new?
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Post#25 » by Huffman » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:25 pm

He has a lot of great stuff in his official UFC Bio.

Origin of nickname: “My nickname was given to me by my brother from another mother because of my ability to take a shot and return it ten-fold. I’ve got a hard head and heavy hands, with an “Iron” Mike Tyson style, but twice the skills because I kick, knee, elbow, slam and submit my opponents.”

And of course he lists himself as one of his heroes.

http://www.ufc.com/fighter/mike-perry?id=
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Post#26 » by REDDzone » Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:00 pm

By far the best part about Mike Perry - its all legit. It really is. He's not pulling a Chael here.
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Post#27 » by Bernman » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:11 pm

He might have jumped the shark for me when he asked, "whose life do you want to see me ruin next". Then it became all too real. He's no longer a guy who I can half seriously cheer for with that mindset. Beforehand he personally hadn't done or said anything egregious while he was in the UFC to preclude that. Hopefully he has another war next fight, which he ultimately loses. He can win if he faces another bad guy. Brazilian Cowboy would be the perfect match-up to keep the status quo. Cut down to 155 and face Jeremy Stephens there. Ideal outcome would be if there was a double ko. Sometimes the most enjoyable fights are the ones where you don't give a rip if either guy gets beaten down, or you even prefer it. Society does need a place for these people to go and get their aggression out so they aren't even worse on the streets.
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Post#29 » by Bernman » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:32 pm

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Are you not entertained? I guess nobody can deny he serves that purpose.
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Post#30 » by AirCanadaMouse » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:29 pm

The camera man makes that whole perry-ellenberger gif what it is. Hahaha the way he pans over to Ellenberger! Lmao!


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Post#32 » by REDDzone » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:12 pm

Perry's interview on Ariel's show yesterday may have been his best yet - so hilarious. My favorite part:

He said he was in Poland before the Till/Cerrone weigh-ins and he saw Till outside in the cold wearing vale tudo shorts, no shoes, and a light jacket. He said first of all you're going to step on a rusty nail and need a "tetris shot". He said he yelled at Till that he was going to catch a cold, Till responded "I'm strong!" and Perry responded "You may be strong but you're going to be sick tomorrow!"

LOL idk just the thought of Mike Perry playing the role of the worried grandma "you're gonna catch a cold" is so hilarious to me.
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Post#33 » by Wo1verine » Thu Nov 2, 2017 8:29 pm

Face tattoo? Hard to cheer for :)

Reminds me of Bebe currently playing for the Raptors

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Post#34 » by Susan » Sat Nov 4, 2017 11:52 am



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Post#35 » by Shaazzam » Sun Nov 5, 2017 11:19 pm

Lol is that FLA on his shirt? So apropos for that nutcase.
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Post#36 » by GSP » Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:12 am

lol no idea why the Ufc is pushing this dude so much

run of the mill action fighter that will be in alot of brawls but nothing special ITO being a top fighter or championship level fighter

Ponzi will sleep him
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Post#37 » by Susan » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:59 pm

GSP wrote:lol no idea why the Ufc is pushing this dude so much

run of the mill action fighter that will be in alot of brawls but nothing special ITO being a top fighter or championship level fighter

Ponzi will sleep him


Cause he's the only one willing to kick pumpkins.
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Post#38 » by lilfishi22 » Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:16 pm

UFC is grasping at straws trying to create mid-tier stars
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Post#39 » by Susan » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:05 pm

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Re: The Offical Mike Perry Thread 

Post#40 » by Nemesis21 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:42 pm

Saturday was my first time seeing Mike Perry fight and all I have to say is :lol: and why does this guy have his own thread? Lock this up

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