Biggest Douchebags in MMA: Tournament - bracket suggestions

High 5 · Post #21 » by **High 5** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:17 am

I see where this thread is going...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_UFC_fighters

AirCanadaMouse · Post #22 » by **AirCanadaMouse** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:18 am

^ seeing that list, from what i gathered off the current roster:

Stipe
Rumble
Paul Craig
CB Dolloway
Donald Cerrone
Alex Oliveira
Jeremy Stephens
Michael Johnson
Sean O'Malley
Joseph Benavidez

REDDzone · Post #23 » by **REDDzone** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:03 pm

Why Stipe? Did he beat up a Persian HW or something?

Bernman · Post #24 » by **Bernman** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:07 pm

Why most of that list would be my question. They are inexplicable. But at least it produced the long overdue mention of Jeremy Stephens. He'd be on MMA's Mount Douchemore.

REDDzone · Post #25 » by **REDDzone** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:27 pm

Bernman wrote:Why most of that list would be my question. They are inexplicable. But at least it produced the long overdue mention of Jeremy Stephens. He'd be on MMA's Mount Douchemore.

Stephens, Rumble, Oliveira good additions. Cowboy headkicked a random dude out of the cage which makes his addition justified. Don't know what Stipe/Benavidez/Dolloway did. Johnson was a douche after Poirier fight but that was only one time that I can recall.

Idk much about OMalley or Craig.

Bernman · Post #26 » by **Bernman** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:26 pm

REDDzone wrote:Stephens, Rumble, Oliveira good additions. Cowboy headkicked a random dude out of the cage which makes his addition justified. Don't know what Stipe/Benavidez/Dolloway did. Johnson was a douche after Poirier fight but that was only one time that I can recall.

Idk much about OMalley or Craig.

Obviously I agree with Cowboy Oliveira. He'd be on a good pace for Mount Douchemore for the antics against Brooks alone, but there's not enough of a sample there.

Cowboy Cerrone used to be, but I think he's matured. Don't know what you're referring to vis a vis his incident. Maybe ACM just has had bad experiences with Cowboys.

Rumble just says dumb things like pay us more and we'll stop roiding + comparing Ariel suggesting he should move up a weight class to one that Ariel should become a maid. Responds irrationally to provocation. Not an instigator.

O'Malley just delivered the cheesy line "it's the sugar show". He's a little brash. He should be with that slick style.

CB Dolloway just has a punchable face. There's nothing he can do about that.

It wasn't that much different than a random sampling of MMA fighters. You show me 10 and I'll point out how several are meatheads, pricks, or who try too hard.

cowboyronnie · Post #27 » by **cowboyronnie** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:45 pm

Well, Rumble is also responsible for 2-3 domestic violence situations and:

He has some issues with womankind, pretty clearly.

Susan · Post #28 » by **Susan** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:35 am

Josh Barnett
Hector Lombard
Tim Kennedy
Travis Browne
Ronda

Susan · Post #29 » by **Susan** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:35 am

Conor

cowboyronnie · Post #30 » by **cowboyronnie** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:56 am

Susan wrote:Josh Barnett
Hector Lombard
Tim Kennedy
Travis Browne
Ronda

Those are some strong catches.

Kennedy and Barnett are of the same kind. They are each witty, smart and self-aware enough to obscure just how narcissistic and sh***y they are. They are one step ahead of being obvious. But God damn are they are POS.

Nemesis21 · Post #31 » by **Nemesis21** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:04 pm

Stipe? Benavidez? Stephens? Don't see it with these guys.

Susan · Post #32 » by **Susan** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:23 pm

Nemesis21 wrote:Stipe? Benavidez? Stephens? Don't see it with these guys.

Read on Twitter

Nemesis21 · Post #33 » by **Nemesis21** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:31 pm

Susan wrote:
Nemesis21 wrote:Stipe? Benavidez? Stephens? Don't see it with these guys.

Read on Twitter

DC is definitely a douche bag. He's on my list, as well as your boy Mike Perry.

Post #34 » by **kdawg32086** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:24 am

Susan wrote:Josh Barnett
Hector Lombard

Interestingly enough...

Watch on YouTube

cowboyronnie · Post #35 » by **cowboyronnie** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:37 pm

Here is the list of 28. I included suggestions that were defended or brought up by numerous people and those that didn't include legal troubles and were not by Nemesis.

Bruce Buffer
Matt Hughes
Tito Ortiz
Gilbert Yvel
Brendan Schaub
MVP
Jon Jones
Cody
TJ
Brock
Angela Magana
Tarverdyan
Ian McCall
Elias Theodorou
Ronda Rousey
Palhares
Eddie Bravo
Lindland
Jeremy Stephen
Alex Oliveira
Josh Barnett
Hector Lombard
Tim Kennedy
Travis Browne
Guillard
Askren
Ken Shamrock
Joanna J
Bas Rutten (late addition - yup, that's right).

I will add another 4 and start a bracket. We're doing this.

cowboyronnie · Post #36 » by **cowboyronnie** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:26 pm

Alexander Hernandez is a top prospect here.

Jasen777 · Post #37 » by **Jasen777** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:46 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:Alexander Hernandez is a top prospect here.

Dillon Danis

Nemesis21 · Post #38 » by **Nemesis21** » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:30 pm

cowboyronnie wrote:Here is the list of 28. I included suggestions that were defended or brought up by numerous people and those that didn't include legal troubles and were not by Nemesis.

Bruce Buffer
Matt Hughes
Tito Ortiz
Gilbert Yvel
Brendan Schaub
MVP
Jon Jones
Cody
TJ
Brock
Angela Magana
Tarverdyan
Ian McCall
Elias Theodorou
Ronda Rousey
Palhares
Eddie Bravo
Lindland
Jeremy Stephen
Alex Oliveira
Josh Barnett
Hector Lombard
Tim Kennedy
Travis Browne
Guillard
Askren
Ken Shamrock
Joanna J
Bas Rutten (late addition - yup, that's right).

I will add another 4 and start a bracket. We're doing this.

Post #39 » by **spykelee** » Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:52 pm

Wow that's tough to pick a favourite... So many good choices, hmmm Shamrock maybe. I like palhares alot too.

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Jasen777 · Post #40 » by **Jasen777** » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:16 pm

Colby Covington?