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Here's to our new 6'6", insane dancing, almost soccer kicking, walking meme sex machine Johnny Walker.

Advertising illegal sups on IG before getting signed to the UFC? Who cares! Do you even understand how small a picogram is bro?

For such a sex machine, his cup is virtually invisible in those vale tudo shorts.

REDDzone wrote:For such a sex machine, his cup is virtually invisible in those vale tudo shorts.

He's got a tongue like an eggbeater

Didn't he do something really tasteless in his last fight too?

cowboyronnie wrote:Didn't he do something really tasteless in his last fight too?

The whole thing was out there. He's the savior we need!

cowboyronnie wrote:Didn't he do something really tasteless in his last fight too?

It’s really exaggerated. People acting like he completely shoved the ref or something. Roy Nelson blatantly pushed the ref and people get over it quick, this guy makes contact with the ref as he’s trying to stand up and everyone goes up in arms


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Goodbye Misha Cirkunov.

Johnny needs to eat.

Who else is jumping on this meme train of destruction?

Flash KOs followed by self injury during celebration.

Meisha Tate would have put up more of a fight.

He dislocated his arm or elbow or something doing that celebration last night.

Just saying.....

GoRapstheoriginal wrote:He dislocated his arm or elbow or something doing that celebration last night.

Just saying.....

He is the GOAT! I agree.

I'd love to see that psycho get a crack at Jones. He'd probably lose, but he's the closest anyone is going to come to Jones' length and athleticism. And he's wild enough that he could catch him with something.

This guy is hilarious

GoRapstheoriginal wrote:He dislocated his arm or elbow or something doing that celebration last night.

Just saying.....

He's literally the only one who can stop himself.

This is the ultimate culmination of martial artist philosophy. Every time he gets in there, it's truly just him against his own self.

cowboyronnie wrote:

GoRapstheoriginal wrote:He dislocated his arm or elbow or something doing that celebration last night.

Just saying.....

He's literally the only one who can stop himself.

This is the ultimate culmination of martial artist philosophy. Every time he gets in there, it's truly just him against his own self.

I thought that this was so profound in a crazy way.

"If I can survive myself, I can survive any other ones". He's been doing crazy **** his entire life and is just a reckless, crazy dude. Reminds me of Jones in a way but also a great Kenyan marathoner Sammy Wanjiru. He was so physically talented like so many athletes but mentally he was insanely good. He was a reckless ass dude who would wind up accidentally killing himself jumping out of a 8th story window when his wife found him with another woman.

"Nobody stops Johnny Walker and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Johnny Walker"

Susan wrote:

Next level movement. They'll be studying this decades from now.

Bam. Right between the eyes. Susan strikes again.

Conor, Pettis, Walker, and Perry. Collectively, like, 8-35 since Susan started threads.