
Hello, my name is Stanford and I'm calling from Realgm, a market research firm located in The Internet. I'm a fresh faced teenage girl with a sensual but cute voice, and you have no choice but to speak with me. I may be the only girl you talk to all day.
We're doing a study on Professional Wrestling and we were wondering if you may be interested in participating. Your answers are very important us, and your time is appreciated. I will be asking you a series of questions relating to World Wrestling Entertainment and you will PM me with your answers, or post them in this thread. Once collected, this data will be released to the public.
Since you have no choice but to stick this out with me, let's get started!
Section 1
I will give you 15 superstars, and I would like you to give them a score from 1 to 10, based on their performance in the last 6 months.
1 is "I strongly disapprove of the job they're doing"
10 is "I strongly approve of the job they're doing"
1. Big Show
2. John Cena
3. Sheamus
4. CM Punk
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Dolph Ziggler
7. Daniel Bryan
8. Kane
9. Ryback
10. Chris Jericho
11. Damien Sandow
12. The Miz
13. Christian
14. Sin Cara
15. Santino
Section 2
I will give you the names of different wrestling companies, and I would like you to give them a score on that same 1 to 10 scale.
1. WWE
2. TNA
3. ROH
Section 3
I will give you the name of 5 recent Pay Per Views, and I would like you to give them a score from 1 to 10.
1 is "I strongly disapprove of this show"
10 is "I strongly approve of this show"
1. WWE Summerslam
2. WWE Money in the Bank
3. WWE No Way Out
4. TNA Hardcore Justice
5. TNA Destination X
Thank you! Now we have some demographic questions, and then we're all finished.
1. In which era did you first start watching wrestling?
2. WCW or WWE?
3. "Let's Go Cena" or "Cena Sucks"?
4. Stanford or Celtics_Champs?
Those are all the questions I have for you today. I thank you for your time, and hope you have a very swell day! What's that? No, you can't have my email address. What? No, I don't want to see that. You're making me uncomfortable. Goodbye sir.