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Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:29 pm
by Mike Hunt
There are a lot of finishing moves that would qualify as lame. A lot of moves are lame but are dressed up with theatrics that make them less lame (ie, people's elbow). I'm asking you guys: what is the most boring/least painful -looking finishing move you've ever seen?
I'll throw out the Bezerker, who's finishing move was to pick up a guy as if he was going to do a back suplex but instead, he threw him out onto the mat to win by countout.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:36 pm
by sh00n
The Bushwhacker's Battering Ram comes to mind right away.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Sun Feb 1, 2009 12:57 am
by skbucks1985
CM Punk's GTS isn't a terrible move in and of itself, but compared to his Indy and ROH finisher, the Pepsi Plunge, it sucks.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Sun Feb 1, 2009 7:46 pm
by SpReEfOrAlL
The Samoan Spike and Khali's hand slap both suck.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:54 am
by markdeez33
any move by great khali is pathetic hahahaha
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Tue Mar 3, 2009 4:58 pm
by Mike Hunt
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:52 pm
by arrpy
When Rikishi used to put his ass in the guys face when they were in the corner. Not sure if it was his finisher, but still the lamest and weirdest move ever...
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:31 pm
by Silk Wilkes
SpReEfOrAlL wrote:The Samoan Spike and Khali's hand slap both suck.
The Spike is sick, that would hurt like hell.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:09 pm
by SpReEfOrAlL
the spike is boring an uncreative. No different than a punch. . . I dont care if it would hurt

I just want to be entertained lol.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:41 pm
by Lane1974
you can't really count the 80s, when people would use dropkicks as a finishing move
in modern times, some awful ones (off the top of my head) the mandible claw? Scotty 2 Hotty's worm?
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:05 am
by Celtsfan1980
I'm a Misterio fan but I'd have to say the 619. It looks weak and watching wrestlers sell it can be funny.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Mon Apr 6, 2009 7:02 am
by RutgersBJJ
Christian's unprettier. It takes too long to set up, and i just don't like it. Like the wrestler, but don't like thje move.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2009 11:24 pm
by magic1636
Mr. Kennedy's Mic Check
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Wed Apr 8, 2009 5:54 am
by BillsGiants_Rep
Edge's spear is starting to look really weak. He should go back to the edgecutioner or edge o matic
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:32 am
by jeffhardyfan52
the pepoles elbow, the logic behind the move just sucks it takes fr ever for him to hit the move,
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Tue Jun 2, 2009 2:17 pm
by Hilltop
Lane1974 wrote:you can't really count the 80s, when people would use dropkicks as a finishing move
in modern times, some awful ones (off the top of my head) the mandible claw? Scotty 2 Hotty's worm?
Dude, if the mandible claw was on you, you'd probably tap. I know I would. I don't know if it was worse with or without Mr. Socko though. Mick Foley's uncovered hands are probably just as disgusting to have in your trap anyway.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Tue Jun 2, 2009 2:23 pm
by Hilltop
Undertaker's "Old School" move when he yanks your arm and takes an extra ten seconds to balance on the top rope and than jumps down and smacks you on the back.
Doesn't look like it hurts much, nor does it seem like much of a task to counter :|
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Fri Jun 5, 2009 12:46 am
by Stanford
Old school is awesome. My question is, what was old school called before it was called old school.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Sat Jun 6, 2009 9:34 am
by Hilltop
"Arm twist ropewalk chop"
According to wikipedia at least. But yeah, I've never really head them mention the name of that move back in the day.
Re: Lamest Finishing Moves Ever
Posted: Thu Jul 9, 2009 4:57 pm
by Charcoal Filtered
Surprised no one brought up one of the most famous finishes in Hogan's leg drop.
Seriously, you have arms as big as a tree and the guys he wrestled were over 200 pounds, but the impact of a leg not even kicking but laid across your chest incapacitates you for three seconds.
Really?
Will also give special mention to "Hands of Stone" Ronnie Garvin and his knockout punch.