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Darius Miles 

Post#1 » by YoungBlazers33 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:24 pm

The forced medical retirement wiped him off of the salary cap right? Hoopshype still records him as a $9,000,000 salary for this upcoming season.
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Post#2 » by AZ BLAZER » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:58 pm

They are either lazy or just dunb. This link is better;

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Post#3 » by taufblazers33 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:08 pm

Darius Miles who? lol
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Post#4 » by Effigy » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:27 am

He's a forward who played for the Clippers and Cavs. I think he retired a Cavalier years ago.
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Post#5 » by PhilipNelsonFan » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:36 am

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Post#6 » by Pattycakes » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:27 am

ROFL
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Post#7 » by Tim Lehrbach » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:12 pm

The tribute to John Canzano is gold.
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Post#8 » by PDXKnight » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:27 pm

Jeez, I didn't realize that Portland was so far above the luxury threshold. I guess SPAM is still going on today. :D
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Post#9 » by d-train » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:35 am

Tim Lehrbach wrote:The tribute to John Canzano is gold.
Tribute to Canzano wrote:He has been known to say that he knows more than he writes.

He must know more than he writes. If he didn't, he would have so little brain activity he would be in a coma.
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Post#10 » by mojomarc » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:09 am

d-train wrote:He must know more than he writes. If he didn't, he would have so little brain activity he would be in a coma.


Please don't defame the comatose by comparing them to Canzano.
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Post#11 » by d-train » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:48 pm

:o
d-train wrote:
Tim Lehrbach wrote:The tribute to John Canzano is gold.
Tribute to Canzano wrote:He has been known to say that he knows more than he writes.

He must know more than he writes. If he didn't, he would have so little brain activity he would be in a coma.

Oops, here's another one. I think I was funnier 11 years ago.
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