Now for the game tonight, we've got a tough one ahead of us. Our preseason play was, well let's just say it was inconsistent, and this Warriors team ain't no joke. They'll likely be battling for a top spot in the West, while we're just hoping to witness signs of forward progress. If anybody in the world has Boogie kryptonite in their shoes, it's definitely Andrew Bogut, and the rest of their lineup matches up or surpasses our own. All of that said, we always play them hard, and we're at home on a special opening night. I mean, look at all dat purple!!!

My prediction: Kings win 135-134, with a kickout pass from Boogie to STAUSKAS(!?) for three at the end of double overtime.
And the Giants win the World Series.
Long live the Kings. Long live Sacramento.