The real post lottery mock you all been waitin fo...KNUX 2.0

[Mik317]

It's my favorite time of year......tho this time I try not to get too excited due to my sixers decideing to be all cool and win games...............damn them for that because now I must make all of the top picks seem overated in order to make our inevitable pick of Jason Smith 2.0 better.........oh well here goes, hope I don't forget anyone.

1.[b] Chitown: Derrick Rose[/b].
why: I have them taking Rose for two reasons, one he';s from Chicago, two he's friends with MJ's son and they date twin sisters........seriously Fox sports used that as a reason.........aww Faux what would we do without your writing excellence. But more seriously ( Yes I can be serious) because it's better to get burned for not taking a swing than it is for not taking a point.............tho that train of thoght worked real well for Portland in 83...........right?
Whynaut?: Michale Beasley just fits better....and he was a frikken beast in college.........HOWEVA........so was Derrick " I chokez Reggie Miller" Coleman. Plus the same arguement against Rose: bu-but dey gotz the Kirk Hinrich. can be used against him as well ( use Thomas or Noah. either way they got some dudes who will be changing cities. psss. Kirk pack yur bagz now.

2. Miami: Michael Beasley ( aka whoever Chicago doesn;t take.)
Miami can't really **** up anything...I think that this was perfect for them becuase now they just take whoevers left...............unless the brilliant mind of Isiah Thomas finds a way to get the 1.5th pick to take....................DeAndre Jordan. oh Isiah.never change.

3. Minnesota: Brook Lopez
why: They don't need teh gaurds, palin and simple. so why not take a center.............
whynaut: Lopex isnt teh Sexy pick, so I can see the brilliant mind of McHale taking O.J. Mayo or Love here justto grab someone that ESPN gives a damn about...........which we all know it more important than winning a chip. I mean that's why the heat was on every week and we all know how dominant they were.


4. Seattle: Jared Bayless
why: does Luke Ridnour suck or something? I mean he has too if Earl 'lol" Watson starts over him..I don't think I need much more of a reason.
Whynaut: Bayless isn't really that much of a pg, but luckily for them neither is Mayo. if for some reason he's gone I really hope they don;t take Lopez.............I mean it's not like them don't have like 3 young centers already.....oh wait.

5. Memphis: Kevin "OUTLET PAZZ!" Love
Why: outside of his game changing outlet pass( only bested by Andre Miller's VIOLENT PUMPAKEZ!), his awesome chinstrap ( only bested by AMMO's pronstache), and his full court threes( only bested by Antoine Walker's FOURZ!)..............he a center, Memphis really needed to get a top 3 pick.
whynaut: I think this is kinda high but Mayo is redundant at this point, and DeAndre Jordan is to RAW. Look out for Anthony Randolf and guys like Aurthur and Greene.....

6. Knicks: OJ Mayo
why: He's muthafackin Juice Deuce......wait thats a bad thing. The knick are going to completly re-tool that **** up so this pick is basically a toss-up. Mayo fits kinda because I think that Dantonio will just reach for HIS Point right herr............too bad OJ isn;t really a point........but hey the Knick could really use another shoot first guard......right?
Whynaut: yeah.............the Knicks really need that top 2 pick therr. Jordan and Danilio are options but tahts just due to Curry being fat and Q being washed up.

7. Clipshow: Russell Westbrook
Why: I have Westbrook high as sheet just because he JUMP HIGH and if you can JUMP HIGH then you'll go HIGH. He's kinda Local and hell the Clippers need some type of excitment.
whynaut: Outside of his High jumpin and good defnse, Westbrook is kinda overated. and I could argue that there are better peices on board plus I really think they want Mayo. a trade perhaps..(insert Sterling is cheap joke somewhere)

8: Bucks: Danillio Gallinari
why: Bobby Simmons sucks
whynaut: uh...........

9: Charlotte: DeAndre Jordan
Why: Jordan took another athletic Bigman with POTENSHUL and that worked out GREAT!!!!!!!!........wait.......uh His last Name is Jordan........urr. no one else really fits here ............they too got screwed.
but in reality whoever they take won't play anyway...Larry brown hates him some Rookies.
whynaut: Kwame Brown ( just incase that wasn;t clear)

10: NJ: Anthony Randolph
Why: The Nets on paper don't need as much as most would think Randolph has enought POTENSHUL to pick here and technically fill two spots at once (SF PF)...............either Jay Z isn't pleased..........TAKEOVER diss track to Stern comin soon.
WhyNaut: If they really are going to fleece the Nuggets for Carmelo it could be a guy like Batum.

11: Indiana: Eric Gordan
why: Gordan can shoot threes.........Jim O'Brian lovez Three's...........he's best post on the board.............Jim o'brian Lovez BPOB.....i think.
whynaut: Tinsley is kinda inconmsitant ( and goes to stripclubs)so DJ could make soem sense here as well.

12.Sactown: DJ Augustine
why: Even if Beno Udrih is awesome ( four time MIP in NBA2k8), they still have the failure that is John Salmons( still butt hurt that he cost us some draft picks because his arse didn;t want to go to Toronto) and they really don;t have any PG's.
why: if Tru Warrier leaves they might go for a guy like Batum.

13: Portland: Nick Batum
why: No PG's are left unless Ty Lawson is awesome or DJ is left....I could see them moving this for a vet PG.
why naut: they take another Bigman because Greg Oden decides to become a Rapper called ILookFifty.

14.GS: Chase Budinger
why: Steven Jackson is cool and all but he might have an explosion left in him.......plus I don't think they have a backup SF. Plus is Baron leaves they could move Monta to the point and JAAAAAAAX tp the 2 guard. who knows.
why naut: It could be a project guy like McGee here as well.
15: Phoenix: Javelle Mcgee.
why: Old Shaq is Old........plus they can afford a project liek him.
why: old Nash is Old and may not have much longer so they could take Alexander just to get someone who not Old or a choke artist (Diaw).

16. Philly: Darrell Authur
why: despite having Reggie " I ownz you" Evans, I think we need someone who not 6'2 to score down low consitantly.
whynaut: If he falls this low someting is wrong....so of coruse let's take another SF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. Toronto: Joe Alexander
why: Jamorio Moon is awesome, as if Kapowno, BUT Neither of them are really starters. Plus not only can Alexander can shoot, his name sounds like a generic Russian soldier form a **** 80' action movie. that's almost makes him an overseas play right......
whynaut: they could also take a 2 guard that isn't a worst player than his sister........

18. Wash: Kosta Kofous
Why: Brendan Haywood is a girly man...
whynaut: ???? why not take a big guy who can jack up threes wiht the rest of the team?

19. Cleavland: Brandon Rush
why: someelse to take and make shots????
whynaut: Z and Ben are kinda old and thye might need big man who can actually score inside?

20. Denver[/b]: Donte Greene.
[b]why: Why wouldn't they take anither swingman who jacks up ill-advised shiots and play almost no defense?......wait.........wat?
whynaut: They could take the other Lopez brother bu naw he atcually plays defense.............Marcus Camby cries.

21. JayZ: C.D.R
why: Antoine Wright is a bust, Vince will eitehr get hurt or quit trying and is getting older, they seem to want to get rid of RJ badlyu, and he's the best player advailable.....anymo questions.
whynaut: They got Vince palying like 45 minute a game....plus this pick could be denvers.

22: Orlando: Courtney Lee
why: dey need mor SHOOTERS!!!!
whynaut: they also need more actual bigmen..........so Hibbert makes sense here.

23.Utah: Mareese Speights
why: He probally won't fall this far but here he can **** and learn
whynaut: they be trading dis pick....arr.

24. Seattle ( **** you Stern): J.R. Giddens
why: they need mor youth on that bench right? plus with them not getting Beasley they might might move Durrant to the 3 a use Green as a super 6 man.
whynaut?: They like Shan Foster more?
25: Houston: super healing elixer
why: T-Mac and Yao get hurt too much
whynaut: he's only 17....damn you STERN!!!!!!!
for real tho there's no one that's really here, so they probally take an overseas play that I know nothing about or in this case Roy Hibbert

26. SanAntonio: Some diamond in the rough.
why: because they have a fantastical scouting staff.....
whynaut: because they don't feel liek it...........
27. New Orleans: Shanf Foster/ Wayne Elington
why: Janerro Pargo took all the shots down the stretch and Peja decided to play like his normal playoff self.............so they need shooter who don't jakc up crap shots and have balls.
whynaut: they need to so ther is no reason to not take a shooter.

28: Memphis: DJ White.
why: Darko Kwame
Whynaut: Millic Brown

29. Detroit: Devon Hardin:
why????
whynaut:?????
30. Boston: some dude who won't matter for much longer.
why: seriousky do they really need anyone? whoever they take won;t play. But for the sake of closure they take Devon Jefferson ( who probally will go back to shcool to play with Lil Romeo.).


wow that was tiring, look for my next mock right before draft time./

comments? did I forget someone?


see yall next tiemz!


edit: **** forgot Speights...he's there now.........I guess I just wanted to critize Jarron Collins.

[GJense4181]

Wow.

[Mik317]

Greatness personified in a post right?

[wtfbosh]

Whynaut?:

What.

[HeavyP]

Not good for Seattle. I think Mayo is obviously the pick over Bayless.

2nd pick being Robin Lopez or Devon hardin.

[gswhoops]

Warriors absolutely do not want or need Bustinger. Try Speights or Arthur.

[WillC]

Gangsta.