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Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:57 pm**

http://www.azcentral.com/members/Blog/BobYoung/21291

2. Robert Horry.

Alias: Cheap Shot Bob.

Crime: Inciting to riot for incident in which he smashed Steve Nash into a scorer's table in the 2007 NBA playoffs. Also wanted for mutiny.

Known modes of operation: Favors attacking smaller individuals, possibly with a hip check and forearm. Also has been known to cover the face of his antagonists with a towel.

Possible whereabouts: Unknown, but usually surfaces around this time of year.

Public Enemy No. 1:

Bruce Bowen.

Alias: The Weasel.

Crime: Assault with a sneaky weapon.

Known modes of operation: Bowen's favorite tactics include knees to the groin, the "Who-me?" leg sweep and the not-so-subtle chicken wing to the ribs.

Possible whereabouts: Last seen in San Antonio. Could be traveling with Cheap Shot Bob and the Junkyard Dog.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:14 am**

I think I can speak on behalf of all Spurs fans by simply saying...whatever.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:25 am**

I've watched sports for a long time, never have I met fans as colectively annoying as Suns fans..

Note: There are a handful that this does not apply to.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:01 am**

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:47 am**

The playoffs are coming up. While most teams are sorting out their rosters, the Suns media and fanbase are preparing for what they do best: whine like a 4 year old girl with a skinned knee.

When the Suns get eliminated in the playoffs this year, it won't be because the other team was better. There'll be an excuse. There's always an excuse.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:36 am**

yeah...somehow I hope they just win it all...hopefully that would make them shut up!

then again: would be sooo sweet to kick them out again! (maybe in round one)

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:44 am**

I'm more mixed on Phoenix this year against us, I think they'd have a legit chance to beat us this time. Whereas the last 3 years, I just don't think they did/would have (2006).

Now, I may be taking the last two games against them into consideration too much.

But regardless, I'm some more wary of them than before, and I'd prefer to play Dallas/Houston/Utah in R1 instead. But if it comes down to the Suns, we still have a credible chance to win, and I think somewhat of an edge.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:59 am**

It doesn't matter who they have in any round, the Spurs defense is great, but if they run into droughts in the playoffs, they're screwed, it's very simple.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:35 am**

I'd be surprised if that continues in the playoffs. Aside from a game like Utah G3 and Phoenix G2 last year a bit.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:30 pm**

I could care less about what some suns blogger think....

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:29 am**

This is an even year.....you have enjoyed your glory...if the Suns can defeat the mythical Spurs in the first round, I hope to add all Spurs fans to the Suns bandwagon as I have supported the Spurs after our recent defeats..Let us band against the evil Lakers and Mavericks!

as always, just for fun and best of luck to all of us

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:33 am**

Regardless of beating the Spurs, Phoenix has to go through the west and beat Boston or Detroit in the finals

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:06 pm**

If the Spurs lose I'm on the Celtics bandwagon. Actually, I'm already on it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:04 pm**

I could never root for a boston team...ever.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:06 pm**

LyMinh wrote:If the Spurs lose I'm on the Celtics bandwagon. Actually, I'm already on it.

I'm not. I refuse to recognize the 'greatness' in New York Yankee built teams.

There is something to be said about teams that can take non-allstars, find a role for them and develop them into a winning system. A good example would be the New Orleans Hornets, Tyson Chandler was nothing more than a roleless role player with the Bulls and now he is a legit baller. Peja and Bonzi were not KG or Ray Allen caliber superstars and they play into the Hornets system very well. I think another good example would be the Dallas Mavericks, pre-Jason Kidd trade.

Just my humble opinion.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:55 pm**

If not us, I'll go for anybody but Phoenix/Dallas/Lakers.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:07 pm**

If not us, I want Detroit. I don't 'like' Detroit, per se... but I respect the hell out of them.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:15 pm**

Undestand all those points and I'm really just cheering for KG. Since he's on the Celtics, I'm cheering for them by default.

I don't care for the Celtics but they aren't one of my hated teams (Lakers, Knicks, Utah).

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:24 pm**

LyMinh wrote:Undestand all those points and I'm really just cheering for KG. Since he's on the Celtics, I'm cheering for them by default.

I don't care for the Celtics but they aren't one of my hated teams (Lakers, Knicks, Utah).

What what? No Phoenix?

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:34 pm**

How could you hate the Knicks? lol I just feel sorry for them.

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