my mom saw bargs and garbo on the bus...

[djsunyc]

A bus stops and Andrea Bargnani and Jorge Garbajosa get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

My mom is sitting next to them and ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears Andrea say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

My mom can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said Bargnani.

"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

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credit to Daaaarryyl for posting the original version on the knick's realgm page