Official Kiss Fail Thread

gamer4Life · Post #101 » by **gamer4Life** » Thu May 1, 2014 5:17 pm

And-1 every post Hoffa69 makes to console him

LLJ · Post #102 » by **LLJ** » Thu May 1, 2014 5:23 pm

Hoffa69 wrote:
RonaldArtest wrote:I'd rather see a guy do this 1000 times than to be scared, miss the moment and not do anything, then live with regret. She don't want you, on to the next one!

Haha thanks brah...yes I was hammered/excited, but it was just a misunderstanding. Either way I need to stay off social media for a few days/weeks....but I can't resist realgm of course.

It'll blow over in about a week. :cuddle

EFF3KT · Post #103 » by **EFF3KT** » Thu May 1, 2014 5:23 pm

Sorry dude. The only redemption now is to release that sex tape. Kim Kardashian did it and she's still famous.

Post #104 » by **Patman** » Thu May 1, 2014 5:26 pm

gamer4Life wrote:

His id is Hoffa69 on RealGM

viewtopic.php?p=39556040#p39556040

Should change his username to Jonas69 if he wants some action

Is that a custom shirt she's wearing?

Nope. The "selfie" side of camera phones uses a mirror effect, so she's actually on the left side, and he's to her right.

#MysterySolved #SherlockHolmes

gamer4Life · Post #105 » by **gamer4Life** » Thu May 1, 2014 5:35 pm

Patman wrote:
gamer4Life wrote:

His id is Hoffa69 on RealGM

viewtopic.php?p=39556040#p39556040

Should change his username to Jonas69 if he wants some action

Is that a custom shirt she's wearing?

Nope. The "selfie" side of camera phones uses a mirror effect, so she's actually on the left side, and he's to her right.

#MysterySolved #SherlockHolmes

But what's the "We The North" on her shirt? It looks like it was spray-painted or photoshopped.

brownbobcat · Post #106 » by **brownbobcat** » Thu May 1, 2014 5:55 pm

LittleOzzy wrote:
gamer4Life wrote:His id is Hoffa69 on RealGM

Should change his username to Jonas69 if he wants some action

edit: Is that a custom shirt she's wearing? Why is "We The North" backwards?

I don't even want to know how you figured it all out and tracked down the picture.

Scary.

Uh, or a more logical explanation is that he reads RealGM and posted the pic himself.

djsunyc · Post #107 » by **djsunyc** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:27 pm

upon further review, it looks like this girl might be a nets fan. she's not wearing the t-shirt and looks visibly upset her team is losing which could explain her friendzone move.

dafan590 · Post #108 » by **dafan590** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:30 pm

the pic is from the post game thread

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1319159&start=960

dafan590 · Post #109 » by **dafan590** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:34 pm

start reading from this in the post game thread

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1319159&start=960

Hoffa69 wrote:If I knew how to upload a photo I would show the realgm world that I was the guy that got rejected with the kiss lol. I have a photo on my phone, but thought it would be easier to throw it on here. Heavy rejection, daily BJ's for the next year for my gf to make it up to me.

IMAN5 · Post #110 » by **IMAN5** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:37 pm

Hoffa69 wrote:
RonaldArtest wrote:I'd rather see a guy do this 1000 times than to be scared, miss the moment and not do anything, then live with regret. She don't want you, on to the next one!

Haha thanks brah...yes I was hammered/excited, but it was just a misunderstanding. Either way I need to stay off social media for a few days/weeks....but I can't resist realgm of course.

Bro what is your twitter I wanna follow you and personally tweet you props.

All jokes aside your brothers here at RealGM got you. I don't know if you saw my post above but you and your gf should post a pic or small video kissing, it would make you guys famous.

I was outside too and when I got hyped up I kissed my gf from behind but she wasn't expecting it.

Girls just don't understand the hype us guys feel at sporting events.

Rhythm043 · Post #111 » by **Rhythm043** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:39 pm

Damn, what are the chances that even gets caught on camera.

My question: Is that the MOP girl or not??

UnRealGM · Post #112 » by **UnRealGM** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:43 pm

hoffa ftwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

LLJ · Post #113 » by **LLJ** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:47 pm

scopy wrote:I mentioned this on the post game thread as well, but check out the indian couple beneath them.... that guy showing him how its done.

A true Bollywood moment.

suntzuballin · Post #114 » by **suntzuballin** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:48 pm

DunkedOn wrote:I was at the game a couple of rows behind him to the side and saw this happen. Dude was drunk and was constantly holding onto her for dear life every time she stood up.

no wonder why she rejected buddy dude super attached

Hoffa69 · Post #115 » by **Hoffa69** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:55 pm

IMAN5 wrote:
Hoffa69 wrote:
RonaldArtest wrote:I'd rather see a guy do this 1000 times than to be scared, miss the moment and not do anything, then live with regret. She don't want you, on to the next one!

Haha thanks brah...yes I was hammered/excited, but it was just a misunderstanding. Either way I need to stay off social media for a few days/weeks....but I can't resist realgm of course.

Bro what is your twitter I wanna follow you and personally tweet you props.

All jokes aside your brothers here at RealGM got you. I don't know if you saw my post above but you and your gf should post a pic or small video kissing, it would make you guys famous.

I was outside too and when I got hyped up I kissed my gf from behind but she wasn't expecting it.

Girls just don't understand the hype us guys feel at sporting events.

Thanks for the support my brotha, but I don't use twitter really and I'm going to milk this thing for a while so that she feels bad lol. She humiliated me so I mean I don't feel that bad.

I don't wanna post anything my fellow realgmers could fap to either..... :wink:

Hoffa69 · Post #116 » by **Hoffa69** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:57 pm

suntzuballin wrote:
DunkedOn wrote:I was at the game a couple of rows behind him to the side and saw this happen. Dude was drunk and was constantly holding onto her for dear life every time she stood up.

no wonder why she rejected buddy dude super attached

Lol yeah thats gotta be it bro..... I can personally tell you both of these responses are wrong. But HELL YA I was sauced and it was a sick game, don't be hatin.

Post #117 » by **PaulieWal** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:57 pm

Hoffa69 wrote:
IMAN5 wrote:
Hoffa69 wrote:
Haha thanks brah...yes I was hammered/excited, but it was just a misunderstanding. Either way I need to stay off social media for a few days/weeks....but I can't resist realgm of course.

Bro what is your twitter I wanna follow you and personally tweet you props.

All jokes aside your brothers here at RealGM got you. I don't know if you saw my post above but you and your gf should post a pic or small video kissing, it would make you guys famous.

I was outside too and when I got hyped up I kissed my gf from behind but she wasn't expecting it.

Girls just don't understand the hype us guys feel at sporting events.

Thanks for the support my brotha, but I don't use twitter really and I'm going to milk this thing for a while so that she feels bad lol. She humiliated me so I mean I don't feel that bad.

I don't wanna post anything my fellow realgmers could fap to either.....

She's your GF or a random girl you took to the game?

LLJ · Post #118 » by **LLJ** » Thu May 1, 2014 6:58 pm

Hoffa69 sounds like a laidback guy.

He'll be fine folks. He's a tough guy.

Crazomali · Post #119 » by **Crazomali** » Thu May 1, 2014 7:00 pm

Hoffa69 wrote:
suntzuballin wrote:
DunkedOn wrote:I was at the game a couple of rows behind him to the side and saw this happen. Dude was drunk and was constantly holding onto her for dear life every time she stood up.

no wonder why she rejected buddy dude super attached

Lol yeah thats gotta be it bro..... I can personally tell you both of these responses are wrong. But HELL YA I was sauced and it was a sick game, don't be hatin.

they hatin man your a realgm legend lmao

djsunyc · Post #120 » by **djsunyc** » Thu May 1, 2014 7:01 pm

let's just hope the raptors close better than this kid did lol...