Epic Raptors fanfiction starting on page 4

Lionel Messi · Post #161 » by **Lionel Messi** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:04 pm

Tim_Hardawayy just posted this on the general board.

Jay240 · Post #162 » by **Jay240** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:12 pm

Big fan of two things. The Raptors and Coronation street. A strange mixture between the two boggles the mind.

She needs to somehow incorporate Ron Artest into the story.

bigdirty · Post #163 » by **bigdirty** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:16 pm

Jay240 wrote:Big fan of two things. The Raptors and Coronation street. A strange mixture between the two boggles the mind.

She needs to somehow incorporate Ron Artest into the story.

Emma marries Andrea but the baby is mocha-colored, causing massive drama because Sonny is clearly the father. Andrea breaks up with her and Ron Artest kidnaps the baby and release a rap album about it.

HumbleBumbleBee · Post #164 » by **HumbleBumbleBee** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:19 pm

then Ron sells the baby at a charity auction.

BasedWiseman · Post #165 » by **BasedWiseman** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:21 pm

Wish we had pistons fan fiction..would love to read about a Rodney Stuckey,Charlie V, and Cheryl Miller love triangle...

Condi Rice · Post #166 » by **Condi Rice** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:21 pm

HumbleBumbleBee wrote:then Ron sells the baby at a charity auction.

Mike Tyson buys it and eats it.

Dr Positivity · Post #167 » by **Dr Positivity** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:21 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why the Raptors board is the GOAT

nyczlegacy · Post #168 » by **nyczlegacy** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:21 pm

someone should turn this into a movie it would be the twilight of sports movies

smith262 · Post #169 » by **smith262** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:22 pm

Sonny Keeps on Winning lol

Demar gets nothing

bigdirty · Post #170 » by **bigdirty** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:25 pm

This is funny and entertaining and all, but I'm against spamming this to Raptors' players, media, etc. Don't ruin someone who isn't harming anyone.

HumbleBumbleBee · Post #171 » by **HumbleBumbleBee** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:25 pm

Condi Rice wrote:
HumbleBumbleBee wrote:then Ron sells the baby at a charity auction.

Mike Tyson buys it and eats it.

but he decides not to eat it...instead he gives the baby to the tiger in the bathroom.

Kayjay · Post #172 » by **Kayjay** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:28 pm

i could swear this isn't the first time i've come upon sports fanfiction

brb looking

ClarenceDerozan · Post #173 » by **ClarenceDerozan** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:30 pm

smith262 wrote:Sonny Keeps on Winning lol

Demar gets nothing

Emma, is that you?

Condi Rice · Post #174 » by **Condi Rice** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:33 pm

smith262 wrote:Sonny Keeps on Winning lol

Demar gets nothing

Demar gets a pair of blue balls

Tim Osman · Post #175 » by **Tim Osman** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:34 pm

So did Emma get impregnated by Bargnani or wut?

Kayjay · Post #176 » by **Kayjay** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:36 pm

you're gonna have to walk a fine ethical line on this, forum

RonMercerMVP · Post #177 » by **RonMercerMVP** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:36 pm

LOL
LOL

I LOVE YOU RAPTORS GUYS

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS FANFICTION INTO MY LIFE

[SJJ] · Post #178 » by **[SJJ]** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:37 pm

Lol this is **** hilarious... go Raptors and its RealGm Board hahaha

gdroz · Post #179 » by **gdroz** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:39 pm

"DeMar could tell what he was doing. Emma and Sonny began to kiss.
'Nice one Sonny,' DeMar thought smirking. He knew Sonny, he could get a girl to do many things after talking her up for a bit. Considering it was Emma, he had done good"

Sonny is a dirty dog and Demar knows it. Demar seems to be a creep perv in this.

nyczlegacy · Post #180 » by **nyczlegacy** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:40 pm

im proud of you raptor fans for once .. only in toronto