Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence

Rom Raptor · Post #21 » by **Rom Raptor** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:50 am

Funniest thread in a long while

Parasight · Post #22 » by **Parasight** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:59 am

I expected something ridiculous, but I totally underestimated how funny this would be. Kudos sir!

99 Problems · Post #23 » by **99 Problems** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:09 am

Hahaha.

You could also have Shaq stand near the basket, Boykins could run off the ball towards Shaq, both of them with arms outstretched, finally Shaq picks up Boykins and makes him stand on his shoulders.. Jose passes the ball to Boykins, who drops the ball downwards to the rim..

shmoosicle · Post #24 » by **shmoosicle** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:23 am

Plan B made me laugh out loud. Hilarious

billy_hoyle · Post #25 » by **billy_hoyle** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:29 am

Thanks for makin this man - best part of my day

Volcano · Post #26 » by **Volcano** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:31 am

hahaha...that totally cracked me up

yk24 · Post #27 » by **yk24** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:41 am

LOL,

the person who said that this place has turned into an insane asylum was right.

HighOctane · Post #28 » by **HighOctane** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:44 am

Sticky!

BC get er done

_Mantofini_ · Post #29 » by **_Mantofini_** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:15 am

LOL. I haven't laughed this hard at a tread in a while... actually since the classy MS Paint Play Book thread. It's been a good day for threads actually.

The Letter V · Post #30 » by **The Letter V** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:18 am

Well done OP. Clearly the best up and coming basketball mind in the country. You got a bright future.

s e n s i · Post #31 » by **s e n s i** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:24 am

LOL I can just picture Shaq completely overthrowing Boykins over the net and into the crowd.

Buyaka · Post #32 » by **Buyaka** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:15 am

infernoskull wrote:The gameplan:

Play B: Give boykins the ball, have shaq literally throw boykins from the three point line, over defenders and in for the dunk.. now this play has its flaws, obviously, the main one being boykins would most likely get injured on the landing, but this is for end of game situations or emergencies, and we would use this sparingly

This is the funniest part of this post :lol:

Danchan · Post #33 » by **Danchan** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:37 am

i like this. i might have a chance in the nba afterall.

macketeer · Post #34 » by **macketeer** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:16 pm

I think Stern should implement a trampoline floor for NBA games instead of hardwood. It'd be like NBA JAM back in the old days for SNES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxrT20Nwyns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf98dAnQ88

victor page · Post #35 » by **victor page** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:32 pm

Oddly, although meant as a joke, this thread was based on more common sense than 80% of those found in this forum. I'd have Shaq tossing Boykins at the basket before I'd hire Jay Triano as coach.

KingAmmar · Post #36 » by **KingAmmar** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:50 pm

LMAO. Best. post.

..ever.

tush · Post #37 » by **tush** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:40 pm

macketeer wrote:I think Stern should implement a trampoline floor for NBA games instead of hardwood. It'd be like NBA JAM back in the old days for SNES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxrT20Nwyns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf98dAnQ88

haven't you seen slam ball?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKzUWguWik

da.vid · Post #38 » by **da.vid** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:57 pm

victor page wrote:Oddly, although meant as a joke, this thread was based on more common sense than 80% of those found in this forum. I'd have Shaq tossing Boykins at the basket before I'd hire Jay Triano as coach.

sorry this is a major thread revival, but i had to bring this back up

chsh22 · Post #39 » by **chsh22** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 8:30 pm

That's funny, but you need to let sleeping threads lie.

Post #40 » by **Maritimer** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 8:45 pm

tush wrote:
macketeer wrote:I think Stern should implement a trampoline floor for NBA games instead of hardwood. It'd be like NBA JAM back in the old days for SNES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxrT20Nwyns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf98dAnQ88

haven't you seen slam ball?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKzUWguWik

LOL, man I totally forgot about Slamball. Crazt f*ckers. :laugh: